[charlieinterrupted]

My dad and I got a puppy and since our last name is fay, I think it'd be hilarious to name her Phoebe Boo Fay. He wasn't as thrilled with the idea

[luthoring-deactivated20170603]

that old jodie foster interview when she’s 17 and they ask her what kind of guy she’d be into and she jus raises her eyebrows, looks at the camera, and goes “….. hah” is the absolute best embodiment of the Gay Experience when ur not out

[luthoring-deactivated20170603]

[whimsywandering]

if you're having a bad day

just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract

[whimsywandering]

I had to send a page that said “I glued the patient’s penis shut. send help.”

The urology resident said, “Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this. Let me go ask someone else.”

[whimsywandering]

It’s been like 5 days since this happened and I’m just sitting at the nurses station with some coworkers and the urology resident walks by and says “hey! Glue any penises shut lately??” And keeps on walking

THEN ALL MY COWORKERS WERE LIKE WHAT JUST HAPPENED

and so yeah, that freaking doctor exposed me and went on his way

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

A woman at the shelter came up to my desk to complain about another resident because she saw her *gasp* kissing another woman and she thought they should be kicked out “for flaunting their alternative lifestyle” around her and the other residents, so after her rant this bitch actually looked me dead in the fucking eye and said, “I’m telling you this because you’re like me, you don’t go for queers shoving their lifestyle in your face 24/7, you’re a good girl, I appreciate that” so I waited until she was done complimenting me before I calmly dropped some news on her: 

“I’m actually gay, ma’am” 

THE. BITCH. WAS. SO. SHOCKED. SHE JUST STOOD AT MY DESK STARING AT ME WHILE I STARED AT HER THEN SHE TURNED AROUND AND WALKED TF OUT AND ON THE OUTSIDE I VERY PROFESSIONALLY TOLD HER “TO HAVE A NICE DAY!” BUT ON THE INSIDE I WAS LIKE

[blackness-by-your-side]

say it louder, please 

[princephillips-archive-deactiva]

[charlieinterrupted]

My job is sucking the life out of me. Time for a change.

[charlieinterrupted]

Haven't posted on here in a while so might as well make it a selfie

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[jakeiola]

THIS IS TOO PERFECT

[charlieinterrupted]

This plan of hers isn't going to work. We literally can't keep away from each other.

[pagetbrewstar]

me: i’m gonna watch this show normally, casually, and

me: wow this lead actress is so pretty let’s look at her imdb and watch all her stuff and see what else she’s been up to wow she sure is pretty 

[fieldnigga-deactivated20170517]

[kaleidoscopic-fantasies]

lmao if this ain’t me

[nanfeng]

[best-of-memes]

[princephillips-archive-deactiva]

[chrisprattdelicious]

[waakeme-up]

I’m actually in love with him

[uptional]

do you ever need a ten minute hug but only from a specific person