maybe someday

look what the homosexuals have done to me

[tunneys-deactivated20250706]

me (x) 

[mariasgf]

I don’t think there’s been a single day when I didn’t hear that same voice in my head telling me “Whatever you do do not let her go.”

[brand-upon-the-brain]

La La Land (Damien Chazelle, 2016)

[stareintovaliumcoloredsky]

[hhopp]

Of course my priorities aren’t straight mom do you see this flannel

[sad-goddess-blog]

person: there’s something i have to tell you  my anxiety: *the pink panther theme* 

[idiona]

breakfast dates should be more of a thing.

[wlwpositivity]

not naming any names here but i think some of my followers might be

gay

[unshrink]

do you guys have those times where you enjoy your period-free days so much you forget the periods exist and when it comes and you get that “oh fuck, right. I’m leaking this week.” feeling

[snorlaxatives]

good morning cruel world

[the-little-engine-that-couldnt]

Don’t you mean goodbye?

[snorlaxatives]

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

[fishyfellow]

This really cheered me up

[catgirlnips]

this is the kind of quality content I want to see

[lagonegirl]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

[luvyourselfsomeesteem-deactivat]

How come when a house is haunted it’s always ghost from the 1800’s? Why there ain’t ever any ghosts from 2007 who screams “ITS BRITNEY BITCH!”  3 in the morning

[casawalsh]

[evil203]

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

[theleftnippleofarcher]

watched some blowjob vid and the dude literally put a flower in the girl’s hair while she was working it. and they say romance is dead

[teenage-disillusion-blog]

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

[pleasetakemeoutofmybody]

My love for this post is unbelievable.