charlotte

mpls, singer-songwriter, mets fan, gay nerd

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whatever dude i have nothing else going on in my life so this blog is just for looking at hot girls (including me i’m hot girls too)

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oh and i saw father john misty last week (for the eighth time) don’t mind the outfit i know i’m larping as part of the band it’s fine don’t worry about it

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whatever dude i have nothing else going on in my life so this blog is just for looking at hot girls (including me i’m hot girls too)

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dog i need intimacy and affection so bad rn. i need to be desired somebody please desire me. desire me and then come do something about it. please please won’t somebody want me and take me

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any update on this?

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would you wear the genderqueer jorts

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i mean yeah if your conception of sex is purely penetrative & heteronormative then sure, the list of pokemon i’ve “fucked” is relatively short 🙄

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dog i need intimacy and affection so bad rn. i need to be desired somebody please desire me. desire me and then come do something about it. please please won’t somebody want me and take me

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hey so what if. what if instead of a person i was. what if instead of a person i was perhaps, some kind of drone. a drone made out of latex and sin, even

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chekhov’s schrödinger’s cat: if there is a cat in a box in the first act, then it must AND must not die by the third act

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chekhov’s occam’s razor: if there is a simplest explanation in the first act, then it must be the correct one by the third act

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chekhov’s schrödinger’s cat: if there is a cat in a box in the first act, then it must AND must not die by the third act

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masked singer contestant reveal. after singing “do ya think i’m sexy” he takes off his mask. it’s The Hat Man. ken jeong is losing his shit. robin thicke is like “i knew it”

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zoolander’s blue steel is basically a Stand if you think about it

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the jojo gang: remember the stand user could be anyone

the stand user:

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zoolander’s blue steel is basically a Stand if you think about it

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my kingdom for a fucking break

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wizard school author: so the wizards have their own special wizard candy

publisher: okay

wizard school author: and it’s yucky :p

millennial woman: i know she’s using her wealth to advocate against your very existence but this is truly transformative worldbuilding

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As president I will leave major Tom to die in space. We could save him but I don't wanna

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dating app bio:

just a garfield looking for her odie (puppygirl i can kick around)