ASSHOLE RUMPUS

bandaid, 23, usa, any pronouns

[lizzorasaurus]

The new live laugh love

[enjoypaitings-deactivated202409]

Mishima Tetsuya (Japanese, 1972)

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[sreegs]

[girlnumbers]

but we must go on

[noelle-ism]

im a lesbian but posting about objectifying men will never not be funny. like yesssss big muscle men why dont you bend over and whimper for me. with your stupid fucking tits out.

[byjove]

I think dudes who say shit like “I couldn’t love a child that wasn’t mine” shouldn’t have kids

[byjove]

“I could never be a stepdad because I could never love another man’s child” another man’s child? not your hypothetical wife’s child? you look at a kid and see another man’s fuck trophy instead of seeing a human being? I’m not sure you could successfully be a parent to your own biological child

[thoodleoo]

have been losing my shit over the fact that 1. there's a passage in polybius's history where he tells us that the tyrant demetrius of phalerum once made a giant mechanical snail to parade through athens and trail slime everywhere 2. people have been trying to figure out how this massive snail worked since at least 1937

[randomitemdrop]

Item: giant mechanical snail commissioned by the local ruler to parade around town and leave a trail of slime

[charmedgambino]

i am living proof that what you like in middle school is what you like for life, no matter what. i am married with a child on the way and yet i have a homestuck blog on tumblr in the year of our lord 2022.. anyways baby dave terezi due in like 3-4 months or whatevr

[charmedgambino]

i'm divorced at the age of 23 and baby dave terezi is turning 2 this year

[charmedgambino]

every time i think im free from my middle school self i see a homestuck related post n suddenly im scrolling thru the fantrolls tag on tumblr again

[cadaverkeys]

once every year i need to succumb to my need to draw a homestuck character. like a werewolf under the full moon.

[tomsmusictaste]

[sickkickedpup]

no matter where you go, everyone’s always connected

[friendlylocalrobot]

"are you a boy or a girl" i am a computer . hope this helps

[catsinnamon]

Starry Eyes ✨

[louisegluckpdf]

me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they've been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures

[strawberrycartt]

From the heart 🎶

[boxbusiness]

What do you say when a demon sneezes?