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Puck : Eighteen - Womanizer I don't wanna know about you so why would you want to know about me?

[harharharleyrose-blog]

I stopped, I stop—I did it again, I did it again! Damn it, Noah! One Puckerman making me snort is enough! I can’t stop laughing, damn you! Mhmmm. Whatever, butthead. You’ve spent countless nights with me, hun. You should know what kind of things I like. Do I really seem like the girl who likes bath stuff? I’d hope that if I stink, you’d tell me!

[charmingpuck-blog]

I'm funnier than Levi though and that boy knows it. You have your hands full with both of us, huh? That's what she said. Ha! I did it again! That's true. I know you like pizza. I could totally have a pizza delivered to your door. You also like movies, I could take you to the movies in a totally not gonna fake yawn and put my arm around your shoulder way. 

[itsctevans]

Oh. Well, I wonder if a lot of people would have even got her gifts had they known. We went to Chicago for the weekend. It was very nice. That sounds like a nice way to spend the day, especially if you enjoyed it.

[charmingpuck-blog]

It's Harley. Of course everyone would've gotten her gifts. She's like Mother Theresa or something. What did you guys do in the Windy City? Feel free to leave out any rated M details.

[macfabray-deactivated20150226]

You’re a good friend. Tell me, has she responded to your public apology yet and how did it go over? Yeah, we are, unless he keeps skipping out on our dates. Ditched on the most romantic day of the year, woe is me.

[charmingpuck-blog]

Thanks, Mac n Cheese. No? I was just trying it out to see how it felt. Anyways, she responded in a good way, I guess. She's the nicest person I've ever met so I don't think that she was mad at me but I still felt bad for not knowing her birthday. Even if I don't think she ever even told me...wait, Finn ditched you on Valentine's Day? Dude's too good at being an idiot sometimes. Did he at least get you a card or flowers or something?

[hczelgrcce]

You’re always so charming, Puck. How could any girl really say no to the Puckerman charm?

[charmingpuck-blog]

They can't, Berry. Least of all you, right?

[charmingpuck-blog]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ PUCKDREA.

ANDREA: Ha, I do, I'm sorry.

ANDREA: Well, is that because they don't think you're smart, or because you close yourself off and don't let people see past the dumpster throwing, lady killing, bad ass persona that you like to put forward? I do see it, because you let me see it. I'm glad that it means a lot to you, though. It means a lot to me, too.

ANDREA: Well...Yeah. Sorry if that makes things weird. I know that you won't, but they're protective of me, Rosa especially, though, they don't need to be, I think we both know I can take care of myself.

ANDREA: Then yes, I'd like to go out with you, Noah.

ANDREA: Either is fine! Surprise me.

PUCK: I guess you make a pretty valid point. I dunno. People respect me with my dumpster throwing, lady killing, bad ass persona. I guess I don't know how things would be if that were any different.

PUCK: It doesn't make it weird. I know your sisters and it's cool that they look out for you. I look out for my brothers too. I think it's just a sibling thing. As long as Rosa doesn't attempt to kill my in my sleep, we're good.

PUCK: Friday night. 7ish. Breadstix. You and me.

[macfabray-deactivated20150226]

A public apology and birthday greeting should hopefully go towards earning her forgiveness. I didn’t get lucky, unfortunately. But there’s every other day of the year for that, too, right?

[charmingpuck-blog]

I sure hope so. I mean, she is one of my closest friends now and I don't want her to think I don't care, y' know? That's a good attitude, Fabray. Keep to it. Aren't you and Finn still a thing, though?

[thepopularfabray-deactivated201]

So did your plan work out the way you wanted it? And nope didn’t get lucky this time maybe next year will be different.

[charmingpuck-blog]

It did, yeah. I think a little too well. How the hell didn't you get lucky, Fabray? You're one of the most popular chicks at McKinley.

[itsctevans]

She should have made an announcement so all of us could have wished her a happy birthday on the day! As for me, yes I did get lucky. Lucky to spend the day with a beautiful girl. Did you have a nice day, Puck?

[charmingpuck-blog]

I think she should've too but I think her intent was to make sure that none of us knew so that we couldn't go out of our way to get her presents or something. What did you and Rosa do for Valentines day, champ? I had a pretty boring day. I stayed at home, lounged around, ate junk food, and watched Netflix. My kinda V-Day.

[charmingpuck-blog]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ PUCKDREA.

ANDREA: It's hard to look like anything through a text, so kudos to you, honestly.

ANDREA: Yes, it did.

ANDREA: I didn't know you felt that way. I think you would have figured it out, you're a lot smarter than you give yourself credit for.

ANDREA: You make it sound like I did this amazing thing, you did all the work, Noah, I just helped you stay focused, and rewarded you with food. They won't kill you. Well, maybe they'll try but that's only because you would be my first...ya know, date, so.

ANDREA: Yeah, I mean, as long as you're asking because you really want to go, and not because you think you owe me something, or something like that. Most nights are fine, as long as we can go after 7ish, that's when I usually get all of my tutoring done.

PUCK: You know what I meant.

PUCK: Not a lot of people think I'm smart. Handsome? Yeah. Athletic? Yeah. But smart? Nah. But you do. Which means a lot to me. Basically everything you do means a lot to me. I sound like a broken record.

PUCK: I'm your first date? I know you said you'd never had a boyfriend or anything but I didn't know you'd never been on a date. I'll do my best to make it the best, then. And they don't have to kill me. I won't do anything, uh, bad.

PUCK: I'm asking you because I like you and I want to go out with you. It's not about feeling like I owe you, even if I do, I mean that. This is about you.

PUCK: Is a weekday okay or would you rather do a weekend?

[andreuhh-lo-blog]

He’s a singer, he sings kind of country stuff, but it’s also kind of pop-ish and rockish. He’s really great. 

[charmingpuck-blog]

Maybe next time that we hang out, you can introduce me to some of his music. His style sounds like the kinda stuff I like.

[harharharleyrose-blog]

I just choked from laughing. “We’ve become really close and shit…” … “What kind of things do you like?” You amuse me. I like a lot of things, one thing being not getting gifts. Besides! You already bought me a present, no more! …Well, shit. Insert Cartman voice here. I do what I want! 

[charmingpuck-blog]

I'm not trying to kill you! Stop choking! That's not the first time I've told a girl that. ;) I'm just kidding, Harls. When did I buy you a present? If you're referring to the dress that I didn't buy, I still didn't buy that. I can go ask Andrea what girls like to get for gifts if you won't tell me! Or I can get you like bath stuff. Girls like bath stuff, right? Unless you're going to take that as me saying you stink or something...which you don't.

[charmingpuck-blog]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ PUCKDREA.

ANDREA: Well, I like when you laugh, though. ...Why are you being courageous and serious?

ANDREA: Well, I'm always down for food, so.

ANDREA: ...Oh.

ANDREA: No, he's not weird, he's just protective, but it's not that I'm not allowed to date, or anything. And you shouldn't get down on yourself like that, you're a great guy. I don't know how awesome I am, but you're a great guy.

[A few minutes later.]

ANDREA: Oh my god! I just realized I didn't actually answer. But yes, I'd like that, if you really want to.

PUCK: Because I wanted to try to ask you out without looking like an idiot.

PUCK: Did it work?

PUCK: You're pretty awesome. You're sweet, you're smart, you're beautiful. I mean, I know I keep saying it, but I don't know where I'd be with this graduation and Ohio State stuff if it weren't for you.

PUCK: Not a lot of people have gone out of their way to help me in my life but you did. And the more you helped me, the more I realized how awesome you are. I just didn't want to get rejected or have Rosa or Santana kill me. But even if they do, at least I'll get to say that I got to go out with you. That is if you say yes.

PUCK: You would? Really? I'm relieved. I was honestly afraid you'd say no. But you didn't. Uh, I know you have a packed schedule, so is there any night that'd be good for you? Anything's good with me.

[charmingpuck-blog]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ PUCKDREA.

ANDREA: You just did. Way to force me into it.

ANDREA: But feel free to ask me more things.

PUCK: Don't make me laugh while I'm trying to be courageous and serious, Lopez.

PUCK: I was going to do this on Valentine's Day but I thought that it might be too cliche or corny, so, uh, would you like to go out to Breadstix with me?

PUCK: Like, on a date.

PUCK: I know your dad is weird about guys and I'm not necessarily the best one out there but I think you're really awesome, Andrea, and I'd like to take you to dinner.

[harharharleyrose-blog]

Step 1.) Meet a boy. Step 2.) Make him your friend. Step 3.) Laugh at him a lot. Step 4.) Forgive him because nobody else knew either.

Thank you, Noah. Don’t be sorry. I didn’t tell anybody except for Rosa and that was months ago and kind of by mistake. 

[charmingpuck-blog]

Yeah, but we've become really close and shit, you know? I should've known by now. I should've gotten you a present. I'll get you a present. What kind of things do you like? And don't tell me not to get you something. I'm doing it whether you like it or not, girly.

[andreuhh-lo-blog]

I’ve had Sam Hunt stuck in my head all day, and I’ve even found myself speaking to the tune of his songs. Someone stop me!!!

[charmingpuck-blog]

Sam Hunt?

[charmingpuck-blog]

Step 1.) Meet a girl. Step 2.) Make her your friend. Step 3.) Totally not know that you missed her birthday and feel like an asshole. Step 4.) Apologize profusely. Happy belated Birthday, Rosebud and I am sorry! I totally didn't know you escaped from the womb on Valentine's Day. As for everybody else, did anybody get lucky on Valentine's Day?

[thepopularfabray-deactivated201]

I did, it was nice but it wasn’t really that great. However a party is a party though. How you doing Puck?

[charmingpuck-blog]

You did? I didn't see you. But to be fair, I was really into the game and wasn't paying much attention to anything else. I'm doing good. How 'bout you, blondie?