Untitled Broccoli Bitch Project

Zen | 28 | he/him | autistic | adhd | black british | bisexual | poly | minors DNI | will be horny on main | @a-wizard-of-broccoli for wizardposting

[broccoli-bitching]

Feel free to tag me whenever broccoli is mentioned on Tumblr

I need to keep tabs on my people

[broccoli-bitching]

No no thank you... we're expanding this

I wanna know anytime you encounter Broccoli. Any place.

Just Broccoli 🥦

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[broccoli-bitching]

All of you go look up what Tiffany is short for and how old the name is

Go on I'll wait

[broccoli-bitching]

How many of you know what a McCrelly is?

[broccoli-bitching]

Watching ur oshi blow up is a joyous occasion

[teaboot]

Okay, new rule: if you regularly consume the blood and flesh of a demigod in a room full of chanting elders you’re not allowed to call other religions primitive and evil

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

This is oddly specific and leaves some very interesting questions unanswered.

[ermingarden]

Catholicism sure does sound weird when you put it that way.

[broccoli-bitching]

🎶

It's coming home!

It's coming home!

Hatsune!

Miku's coming home!

🎶

[broccoli-bitching]

idk what it says about me that the first thing I checked about Ann Widdocombe's murder was what race the arrested suspect was

And sighed with relief that it was a White Brit

[ayeforscotland]

Happy Friday. Ann Widdecombe is dead.

[ayeforscotland]

Can someone now poke Mitch McConnell with a stick?

[sunspotpony]

No, he might wake up if we do that.

[ayeforscotland]

I was thinking it’d go straight through him like if you poke a rotting watermelon.

[broccoli-bitching]

Characters who would definitely use the One Wish Willow (from Obsession) as Bear did:

I'll start

Jin Itadori (Yuji's Dad) from Jujutsu Kaisen

[rabbitkinglune777]

something beautiful happened

[rabbitkinglune777]

im healing,,, slowly

you heard get fatter now "get more melanin"

[rabbitkinglune777]

i was somewhat emaciated and very sick, depressed, tired, and abused in my old household and since I moved I've been going out more and doing things to help me grow and I was rewarded with a fat tummy and darker skin :3

[broccoli-bitching]

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[broccoli-bitching]

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[broccoli-bitching]

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[broccoli-bitching]

POV you are a prominent Korean BL creator and decide to create a new work

Setting: American Civil War

Pairing: A White Civil War soldier from a slave owning family and a mixed Native American cowboy

Somehow this (Song of the Wasteland) gets through the entire publishing process leaving us with this wonderful gem

We live in wild times

(I will say credit to the creator JAXX who immediately cancelled the BL after rightfully getting called out for who absolutely inappropriate their handling of this was; still insane it managed to get published at all. If they'd bothered to get any sort of cultural/racial consultants they'd have dodged this bullet immediately

If you'd like a more serious breakdown I recommend this post from reddit about Anti-Blackness in BL spaces)

[broccoli-bitching]

I need more fujin/fudanshi/fujoshi mutuals frfr

[broccoli-bitching]

Signalboosting this because holy shit what a terrifying (and hilarious) video concept:

[broccoli-bitching]

God bless noai.duckduckgo