slander the charmander

sarah • midwest • she/her • ixfj this is primarily a mobile blog, please forgive for the lack of online theme updating

[winfieldblue]

[bloodyholly]

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

[cursedstim]

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

[cursedstim]

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

[lazersnewurl]

hey op where did you see the buildings

[lazersnewurl]

where are the buildings op

[propheticfire]

[hotvampireadjacent]

this is what living in the midwest is like and the corn screams back sometimes

[furfag]

a resume is just a ref for your worksona

[furfag]

if this post makes you angry you should be angry at your boss not me

[sonypraystation]

I went to suck this dudes toes and he had six on his right foot and I gasped and he went “no I got 4 on my left so it’s 10” and I never in my life got dicked down so hard

happy valentines day

[eva-420]

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

[acerodons]

Common Cat Breeds

American Shorthair

Siamese

Vampire

Gingerbread Loaf

Literal Cloud

Attempted Murder

Dark Matter

[snoopingasusualisee]

Everyone on this site is so petty like go take a nao or something

[essiecatter-deactivated20190308]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Oops, right! Thank you Shrek!

[cramulus]

[zenvanillacoke]

u: *saves the game* ur brain:

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

night night, don't let the bed bugs

adopt capitalist ideals

[huffylemon]

[memewhore]

[valtsv]

you know what i miss??? sand animals

[valtsv]

would you accept these soft, funky little dudes into your heart?