⢠°â Hercules (1997)
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
âFabulous party. You know, I havenât seen this much love in a room since (name) discovered himself.â
âHe was as mean as he was ruthless and thatâs the gospel truth.â
âThen the once proud (name) will finally fall. And you, (name), will rule all!â
âWhat?! Okay, fine, fine, Iâm cool, Iâm fine.â
â(Name) is gonna kill us when he finds out what happened.â
âA guy can only take so much disappointment.â
âIâm a damsel. Iâm in distress. I can handle this.â
âWell, you know how men are. They think âNoâ means âYesâ and 'Get lostâ means 'Take me, Iâm yours.'â
âIâm a big, tough girl. I can tie my own sandals and everything.â
âAh, well, itâs just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy.â
âHe comes on with this big innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.â
âSo you took care of him, huh?! Dead as a doornail. Werenât those your exact words?!â
âMemo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting.â
âYouâre really choked up about this, arenât you?â
âI got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme Iâve been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke.â
âI didnât know that playing hooky could be so much fun.â
âMan! I thought I had problems!â
âSometimes itâs better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you.â
âIf thereâs a prize for rotten judgment, I guess Iâve already won that.â
âNo man is worth the aggravation.â
âItâs too cliche, I wonât say Iâm in love.â
âI thought my heart had learned its lesson.â
âI canât believe youâre getting worked up about some guy.â
âThis one is different. Heâs honest, heâs sweet, and he would never do anything to hurt me.â
âSheâs a fraud! Sheâs been playing you for a sap!â
âOkay. Okay. Thatâs it. Wonât face the truth? Fine.â
âWhat are you doing?! Without your strength youâll be killed!â
âNo, kid, giving up is for rookies.â
âIâm willing to go the distance. How about you?â
âPeople always do crazy things when theyâre in love.â
âHeâs gotta have a weakness, because everybodyâs got a weakness.â
âFor a true hero isnât measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.â