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Bitch better have my money ad infinitum. Read more.

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Little Big Town’s “Girl Crush” is the worst song ever, but we’d still rather listen to it than anyone who thinks it’s offensive for any other reason than it’s boring. Read more.

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Yeah, we know, we know, but ladies will love it. Read more.

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Avril Lavigne has been a teenage vampire this whole time, and it makes SOOOOO MUUUUUCCCHHHH SEEENNNNSSSEEEEE. Read more.

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Andy Grammer will do anything to save a rhyme. Read more.

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Somebody sign those Trey Songz backing vocals.  They’re going to be big. Read more.

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Guest reviewer this week is Lily Du!

Lily Du is a comedic performer and writer based in New York City. For two years in high school she only listened to old music because she found it overwhelming to keep up with all the hot new jams and even at 16 she was slow and tired. You can watch her improvise monthly with her best friends in Pompadour, follow her on twitter @LilyD, or watch all her videos at www.LilyDid.com.

Lily forced herself to listen to the songs without watching the video because all the vids are awful.  Just a HEADS UP!

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We already miss you Zayn. Read more.

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Meghan Trainor is stuck in the 1950′s, when this hook would’ve been closer to original. Read more.

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Brady didn’t know he liked Chris Young, but I guess he likes Chris Young. Read more.

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Rae Sremmurd is the future of the English language. Read more.

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Kanye is using his scary robot voice again. Best song ever. Read more.

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Our guest reviewer this week is Winston Noel!

Winston Noel is an improvisor and writer living in New York.  He performs with Grandma's Ashes every week at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre Chelsea on Saturday nights at 10:30pm.  You can follow him on twitter @WinstonNoel.

A LOT OF HEAVY HITTERS THIS WEEK SO TUNE IN!

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i just found 12 bricks

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This is so well made for some reason

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Mumford & Sons ditched the banjo and picked up Chris Martin, so whatever. Read more.

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Hello! Welcome to Foreign Exchange, a column where the ever-worldly Evan Forde Barden listens to a chart-topping single in a language other than English and tells you what he thinks of it. You’ll hear his best guesses at lyrics, thoughts on how the song relates to American popular music, and how accessible it might be for English-speaking audiences. Sintonice!

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evanfordebarden made a cool thing! And it’s a great song!

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Will there be Latin jams?!

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We can only imagine! Reach out to the KING evanfordebarden himself!