of course, women peeing a lot and having a thick stream is an absolute classic. but i'm currently fantasising about men hissy peeing...
imagine a guy who has been holding all day. maybe he didn't have enough time for his regular morning pee, instead opting to pee once he got into the office. but, duty calls, and he's met with task after task at work.
hours pass, and the man's control is slipping. legs crossed, hand gripped on himself like a vice, making stupid mistakes. whenever he seemingly gets a quiet moment, he stands, ready to make a run for it and pee into anything remotely similar to a urinal, and instantly gets another task to do. it's torturous.
it's nearing the end of the work day, and the man's boxers are already a little damp. he leaked a few times about half an hour ago whilst on a phone call, and he still can't get away from his desk - his boss seemingly can't see the tears in his eyes. he's never been this desperate in his life.
soon enough, he's off the clock: exhausted, in pain, so fucking desperate. as he stands from his desk, another leak hits his cotton boxers. he has no choice but to rush to the toilets.
alas, they are out of order.
either: the man ducks into an alleyway, bladder muscles fluttering with weakness and desperation. he's no longer able to hold for so long due to his age. he pulls himself out and instantly pees heavily onto the ground. his stream is shooting in different directions, hissing loudly - so much so that he has to stop and start as to not draw attention to himself. it's making a giant puddle around his feet, trickling down the alleyway for everybody to see.
or... the man tries to make it home in time. unfortunately for him, he loses it only 2 minutes into his walk back, weak with need. his urine shoots out into his boxers and smart work trousers, staining them permanently. the hissing coming from him is intense, and he's too weak to duck away somewhere to take himself out, finish off, save himself from the humiliation. he stands there, maybe in the middle of the busy city street, keeled over, drooling, whilst passer-by's stare at him disapprovingly (especially if others are as desperate...)