"I am the boredom. It is me."
"I am he and you are me and we are all together, or whatever."
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor

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Claire Keane
occasionally subtle

#extradirty
Mike Driver
Keni
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@chasseurstiles
"I am the boredom. It is me."
"I am he and you are me and we are all together, or whatever."
Credit
"So let me get this straight... I'm supposed to buy it that you're a /good/ werewolf?"
"I don’t know. I’m supposed to buy that you're someone that I should be afraid of?”
"Fair enough. I'm not precisely formidable on my own, at least not to the eye."
"But it still makes more sense than this story I've been hearing that the original Creature of the Night suddenly decided to hang up his claws and stop treating people's intestines as his own personal Ramen flavor every full moon. So tell me, Hale, why should I believe that you're apparently good?"
weredeputy started following you
"Do I...uh..."
"Not to sound like the textbook on cheesy pickup lines, but do I know you from somewhere? I feel like we've met, but I just can't place it."
the_ryan_kelley: “Hello? Can you hear me?”
"I really need one of those guns that when you pull the trigger, all that comes out is a little flag that says "bang" on it."
"The hilarity potential here is enormous."
new theeeeme
*doodles a small target on his shoulder*
Grab a marker and write something on my muse! (Anywhere over my muse's body.)
( really. )
*puts "Argent Rules, Wolves Drool" underneath it because he is the most mature*
"Don't actually hurt me. It's washable, I swear."
All this bad blood here, won’t you let it dry?
Send 'SPIT IT OUT!' and I'll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blur it out to you!
It’s gonna be a mixed bag. Go with caution!
Numbers: 1 - 50
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Wishlist
[sort of brief and mostly for my own purposes, but RPs I'd like to try out]
Someone actually getting in hand-to-hand combat with Stiles. He's pretty tough, and I think it would be fun.
Someone being shocked that Stiles is an Argent (particularly a Hale) and asking him about his background.
Someone catching Stiles doing something adorable/normal like rescuing a kitten or helping a little old lady across the street ("I'm not actually soulless, y'know? Like, I have a heart, blackened and shriveled though it may be!")
Spy AU with honey-trap!Stiles bc reasons that include criminally tight jeans and suits and espionage.
Stiles crying on someone's shoulder because he sort of hates himself a little bit (a whole lot) and thinks that everyone else hates him too
Just so many snark RPs. Seriously.
Space AU with Stiles as an intergalactic assassin disguised as a diplomat that's being blackmailed into killing someone he doesn't want to kill, and actually just wants to get out of the whole thing.
Zombies
misslaurahaale started following you
"Do I...uh, do I know you? 'Cause I feel like I do, but I can't quite place your face."
don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face
“Can I buy you —.. a drink?”
"I..."
"You know what? Buy me a scotch on the rocks and never refer to me as "baby" and this might just work out."
And although I wasn’t losing my mind It was a chorus so sublime But the room is so quiet