Chastity Law

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"Going into a match like this really throws the other guy off his balance.  Which is good, because I need the prize money to pay my loans off!"

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"You should have come with us!  There's a naked guy here with some kind of lock on his dick!  What's that about?  I can't even!"

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"Since I'm so hard-up for money, mom and dad offered to take me with them to Florida for their vacation.  It's not making me feel any better, though, because I'm still in Personal Forfeiture..."

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"When they force-placed me in this job, I thought they were joking.  It's cruel and unusual punishment, if you ask me!"

Men with Personal Forfeiture Judgments are not allowed to be unemployed, and may be placed in a job involuntarily.  If John Bishop were to quit this job without having another lined up, he could find himself in contempt of court.

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"Why do my roommates think it's so funny to make me be the one to go get takeout?  It's humiliating!

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"Is the stupid bus ever going to come?!"

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After the first few months, the urge to constantly cover his nudity will go away.

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"That storm did a lot of damage, and it's going to set me back.  I called my student loan company, and they said that they would let me defer a couple of payments, but I don't get to get unlocked or get dressed until it's all paid.  How unfair is that?"

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My sister has always had a crush on the boy next door.  She was sad when he went to college out of state.  

He moved back home when he couldn’t keep up with his loans.  

Now she sets her alarm and gets up to watch him head out to work. 

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"Fucking gas prices!  The higher they go, the less I can pay towards my freedom.  Fuck you OPEC!"

"I hear you man.  At least yours looks like it's pretty efficient.  Mine goes through gas like it's nothing, but I can't afford to get something different!  I'm barely paying the interest on my judgment!"

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This informational pamphlet is typically included in the summons when it is served on the debtor to inform him he is being sued,

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"If I have to go around naked all the time, I want to look good, at least.  People may giggle at my caged penis, and I guess there's nothing I can do about that, but... I don't want them giggling at me, so I make sure to keep fit."

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"I didn't get to finish my degree; I ran out of money even with my student loans.  I had to get a job in a shop.  I figured I'd have to pay the loans off one day.  Then that stupid law got passed.  Paying my loans went waaaay up on my list of things to do once they took away my clothes and clicked that lock shut!'

Chase McMurdock tells how the Student Loans Recovery Act has affected him.

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It's not uncommon to find Film and Theatre graduates waiting tables while they wait for their "big break."

Paolo Echavarria says he is worried that if he never makes it big, he might never be able to pay off his Personal Forfeiture Judgement.

"I lay awake at night, man, worrying about if I'm gonna be an old man, you know, still naked and still with this thing locked on me.  It's scary!"

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James Masciewic, like many young men with a Personal Forfeiture Judgement, is willing to work any job in order to pay off his student loans. 

He says it is demeaning to be working on a road crew with a degree in architectural engineering, but he really wants to pay his debt, too.  James says he only has 44 more monthly payments to go!