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From the Cult of the Lamb Twitter

[sur-le-infini]

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No pen, no paper… yet you still ‘draw’ my attention.

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[vympr]

[1995lahaine]

your girl calls me kate cause im in her bush

[solcarow]

[sayitasyoucan]

My Valentine Cards

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Did you sit on an F5 key, because your arse is refreshing

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Just call me Titanic, because I’ll go down on you.

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Was that Rohypnol in your drink or are you just falling for me?

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Hey, let's play army- I'll lay down and you can blow me up.

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Roses are red, Tonight will be beaut, All because of Strongbow Dark Fruit.

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Roses are red, Browsing incognito, I masturbate hard to Finding Nemo.

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Roses are red. Grass is green. Open your legs and I'll fill you with cream.

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I'm so glad you're mum didn't swallow you.