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30, Millie, they/them, bi @suspicious-lawnchair is my hyperfixation sideblog

[kokoluwie]

[velclonica04]

Slurpin 🍜

[sodiumfreakbyeguysiloveu-deacti]

so called "free thinkers" watching a game of tennis

[pmamtraveller]

By Jocelin Carmes

[sagwa397]

F..FUCKYOU MORTY

[working-on-my-backwards-walk-de]

[isleofthings-deactivated2025042]

An excellent addition hiding in the tags

[writtenbyevie]

you ever read a fic so good you want to sit around and discuss it with people english class style

[solheartsss]

he lost all his juuuiiiicceeuuhgh 😭😭😭😭😭

[boybeetles]

I forget straight people have a really bad habit of using top/bottom to mean dom/sub until I’m talking to someone who calls a women in a m/f relationship a ‘top’ and they get mad at me because I think they meant she’s pegging the guy. Apparently they mean she’s just kinda mean and controlling in bed. This is like the 3rd time this year this has happened.

[boybeetles]

Being into m/f ships is hard because you will look up “Top [women] Bottom [man]” and all the posts will be incorrectly tagged dombottom women/subtop guy and if you ask people to correctly tag stuff you are the bad guy. I want to her fucking him in his hole!!

[boybeetles]

BWHAHAHHAHA

[noccolibroccoli]

you ever think about how lucky we are to live in a world that has the muppets

[sacred-portal]

[molabuddy]

the magic growing dinosaur and the housefly (happy make a terrible comic day!)

[iamthelowercase]

Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!

Here's what I need you to do:

If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.

Yes, that's really it.

I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.

If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[regalun-street]

Real.

[polkadotmotmot]

Annieo Klass - Daydream no. 5, 2025 - Oil on canvas

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]