Chat Blanc

lol I'm so fuckin lonely

[chatblancofficial]

Lol don't ask how I did this bc I don't have an answer.

[chatblancofficial]

Reopening asks bc why not.

[nothawkmothofficial]

hawk tuah

What? Hmmmmm if only i was doing akumas still maybe I could have done something with this. Smh

[chatblancofficial]

Thank Kwami that wasn't my name 😓

[itsapmseymour]

Artists, give me your best one sentence horror stories about the job

[hedgewitchnecromancer]

There’s a job?

[itsapmseymour]

Damn

That’s the most horrifying one

[chatblancofficial]

My uncle would do numbers on Tumblr.

Some things he's said during our outing:

- What did he (my grandpa) get? *Looks at label* black coffee. If anyone would run on Dunkin, it's him.

- (I said his sweater looked like the guy from blues clues)

"gonna get a letter, gonna get a letter, gonna get a letter, let's see who it's from. It's from the tax collector! That guy sucks!"

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

[chatblancofficial]

Found it. thank you, pm seymour discord server.

[chatblancofficial]

does anyone remember a tumblr post about like a necromancer reanimating a corpse and instead of being gloomy its just happy to be alive again? I've been looking for like half an hour.

[chatblancofficial]

Accepting trick or treat asks. Idk what I'm gonna do with em but.

[cringecorekitty]

let's play two old cats :)

[chatblancofficial]

Oh no my fur is all white!!

Wait it was white anyway-

[little-mari-on-a-roof]

have any of y'all heard about Nathalie Sancoeur?

[chatblancofficial]

Pfft huh what whos that why would I know a random civilian haha..

[little-mari-on-a-roof]

miraculous airing an episode about the Louvre at the same time as it got robbed irl was not on my bingo card for 2025

[chatblancofficial]

Someone ROBBED the Louvre!? HOW??

[cringecorekitty]

pawtism >:)

[chatblancofficial]

[tiktaalic]

dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women

[chatblancofficial]

My current hobby is playing with these sorts announcer PNGs like dolls

[piromina]

reasons to HATE felix fathom

stole my ring #myring

impersonated my son and then started dating his dragon girlfriend

didn't kill marinette????????

snapped me out of existence at my OWN gala

many other nefarious crimes

Sassy Dog Guy in MY atelier.

his mother looks like my dead wife

[chatblancofficial]

@gabrielagresteofficial can you confirm?

[buggachat]

YEEEEAAAAASSSSS (new ep dropped)

[chatblancofficial]

Despair.

[bklily]

Am I ready to talk about how Adrien just. Froze in fear and shock at seeing his father('s statue) walking towards him? Nope!!!!!! I am not ready. But I will be obsessively thinking about it don't worry!!!!

[chatblancofficial]

i got chills. this episode is gonna give me a stomach ache i swear to god.