Not the villain of paris

send asks to talk about how cool and fashionable hawkmoth is

[nothawkmothofficial]

Hello Paris welcome to my totally not evil lair I hate butterflies and jewelery especially if it belongs to teenagers so no teenagers give me their jewelery please

[nothawkmothofficial]

What do you think about the new butterfly holder?

I really can't get a good read on the new butterfly, but considering what I know about my cringe fail son I do NOT approve.

[nothawkmothofficial]

hawk tuah

What? Hmmmmm if only i was doing akumas still maybe I could have done something with this. Smh

[nothawkmothofficial]

Kinda proud of my cringe fail son

he was making some pancakes last time I checked on him

[cringecorekitty]

Did you know today is official Chat Noir sucks day? Congrats, you suck! We love you! Idrk where it came from I just know it's something from years ago on tumblr and it's now in my calendar.

sorry for my late response but im just happy to have a day named after me <3

[nothawkmothofficial]

WooHoo! Happy Chat Noir sucks day everybody!

[nothawkmothofficial]

are you still alive 😔😔😔

on tumblr, I mean…

I WAS sleeping and enjoying my afterlife but i suppose I should check and see how my cringefail son is doing at some point so I guess I'll go do something

[nothawkmothofficial]

So proud of my cringe fail son for following in my footsteps and making pancakes like a based success son

[misterbug-ml]

I saw this and my mind immediately jumped to these three…

so take this awfully doodled comic🥴

[chatblancofficial]

@nothawkmothofficial April fools >:3

[cringecorekitty]

i miss ladybug

[ladynoire-official]

What happened to ladybug? :(

[cringecorekitty]

nothing she's just not patrolling right now :(

[chatblancofficial]

I miss ladybug too

I killed her on accident :(

[cringecorekitty]

LADYBUUUUUG THIS GUY IS RUINING THE VIBE

[officiallyladybug]

IM SOWWYYY I’M BACK

[cringecorekitty]

IM SO HAPPY I COULD CRY (<said while actively crying)

[nothawkmothofficial]

I miss ladybug with my funny beams meant to destroy

[asukiess]

of course nathalie could be adrien’s mom or dad. you are what you eat, after all

[cringecorekitty]

I heard you dropped your spaghetti. Don’t eat floor spaghetti, I’ll make some for you! We can have a picnic, if you’d like

— @officiallyladybug

a picnic sounds nice

what should i bring?

[officiallyladybug]

Anything you want! I can make pastries too!

[chatblancofficial]

Can I come? 🥺

[nothawkmothofficial]

I'll bring my world famous pancakes

[cringecorekitty]

How do you feel about ladybug replacing you with rena rouge :)

that's not a thing that has happened nor is it a thing that will happen! :) purrhaps you shouldn't believe every tabloid headline you see!

[officiallyladybug]

I DID NOT REPLACE YOU WITH HER WE ARE BEST FRIENDS 😤

[nothawkmothofficial]

She replaced me don't trust it

[officiallyladybug]

You replaced yourself

[nothawkmothofficial]

Slander and lies and gaslighting

[officiallyladybug]

I think you mean Gaslight and Gatekeep and Girlboss

[cringecorekitty]

How do you feel about ladybug replacing you with rena rouge :)

that's not a thing that has happened nor is it a thing that will happen! :) purrhaps you shouldn't believe every tabloid headline you see!

[officiallyladybug]

I DID NOT REPLACE YOU WITH HER WE ARE BEST FRIENDS 😤

[nothawkmothofficial]

She replaced me don't trust it

[officiallyladybug]

You replaced yourself

[nothawkmothofficial]

Slander and lies and gaslighting

[cringecorekitty]

How do you feel about ladybug replacing you with rena rouge :)

that's not a thing that has happened nor is it a thing that will happen! :) purrhaps you shouldn't believe every tabloid headline you see!

[officiallyladybug]

I DID NOT REPLACE YOU WITH HER WE ARE BEST FRIENDS 😤

[nothawkmothofficial]

She replaced me don't trust it

[nothawkmothofficial]

Say what you want about the old hawkmoth (not me) but my akuma names were gas and nit unpronouncable

[cringecorekitty]

are you doing deco tree this year? want to send you kitty pets for christmans ^-^

- random civilian

what's deco tree? this is the first christmas in awhile where i'll be doing some fun stuff, so maybe! :)

[nothawkmothofficial]

I ate all your butterflies

Hey bad news those were ALL poisonous