actual chats I've had with my girlfriend

[we're lesbians] block #nsfw if you don't like that kind of stuff

[chatswithmygirlfriend]

#16

me: i'm in a clothes shop now to get a skirt

me: and I have to resist buying all of their flannel shirts

her: flannel shirt + skirt would be a vibe

me: yeah but i already have 21 flannel shirts

her: not after i've got my hands on them

[chatswithmygirlfriend]

#15

me: i'm having breakfast at the moment

her: i wish i could eat you for breakfast

her: WITH YOU

her: I MEANT WITH YOU AAAA

her: technically.. the first statement is accurate too, but i swear i didn't mean to write that

[chatswithmygirlfriend]

#14

me: *sends pic of the garfield show*

her: lasagna

me: yes

me: i want lasagna

her: i have some

her: except change the la for p

her: the sa for u

her: the g and the n for s

her: and the a for y

[chatswithmygirlfriend]

#13

me: there's only 2 things i want in my bed right now

me: nachos and, more importantly, you

her: nachos?

her: babe the only thing that's gonna be eaten in our bed is pussy

[chatswithmygirlfriend]

#12

me: ztlfyovyo

her: i'm sorry wtf is that keysmash djsjsjsksjs

me: idk dohfyfyitdhl

me: i'm too lazy to use two hands for typing so it's just whatever i can reach with just one hand hdkslsijs

[chatswithmygirlfriend]

#11

me: my friend is making fun of us for keyboard smashing so much shskshdhjsj

her: hsasjsjbsjsjs

her: we can't help it we're gay

me: gsksksjjs yea

[chatswithmygirlfriend]

#10

her: i'm hungry

me: eat something baby

her: i did, last night

me: ok now i'm not sure if you mean me or if you actually ate something last night

[chatswithmygirlfriend]

#9

her: being straight sounds so exhausting

her: like.. i virtually never shave my legs

me: the last time i shaved my legs was years ago when i was still trying very hard to fit in and pass as straight

her: no offense but i don't think you could ever pass as straight

me: aww thank you for the compliment!

[chatswithmygirlfriend]

#8

her: um..

her: so i just fell down the stairs

me: oh my god, are you ok???

her: my ankle hurts but i'll be fine, don't worry

me: are you sure??

her: yeah! i only fell from halfway, not from the top, so it's not that bad

me: how did that even happen?

her: i wasn't paying attention in the dark because i was thinking about you and not where the next step was

[chatswithmygirlfriend]

#7

her: how are your splits going?

me: i've just been stretching my legs a bit

her: stretching is good!

me: i feel like i'm not stretching the right muscle parts tho

her: how so?

me: i don't know. it doesn't feel right for the splits

me: and my butt is in the way

her: i really cannot complain about that at all

[chatswithmygirlfriend]

#6

me: *sends a pic of food on the stove*

me: i'll try not to burn down the kitchen

* several minutes later *

me: *sends another of the stove*

me: i successfully didn't burn down the kitchen :D

[chatswithmygirlfriend]

#5

me: *sends sexy pic*

her: can you believe i really thought i was asexual before i met you

her: well i'm certainly not asexual anymore

[chatswithmygirlfriend]

#4

her: *sends me a post of my town's instagram*

her: for a second it looked like you

me: babe

me: it is me

her: honestly following your town on insta is just a long game of "where's wally" but wally is my baby

[chatswithmygirlfriend]

#3

her: you're gorgeous

her: and

her: maybe

her: just kinda

her: a little bit

her: maybe

her: i mean it's a possibility

her: that maybe

her: kinda

her: if you wouldn't mind

her: that i want you to

her: respectfully

her: sit on my face

her: please

me: *sits on your face*

[chatswithmygirlfriend]

#2

her: i've discovered two things

her: 1. i'm bored

her: 2. everything's a crop top if you try hard enough

me: i've discovered two things

me: 1. i love you so much

me: 2. i love you so much q.q

[chatswithmygirlfriend]

#1

me: i'm bored

her: since you're bored, have this

her: *sends sexy pic*

her: how are you now?

me: gay

me: i'm gay