paul blart fart comp dm for pricing he/him

i love you

[hotcrossedfangs]

[shounenchild]

my favorite part of this whole thing tbh

[facelessoldgargoyle]

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

[yvfu]

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

[moral-autism]

guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!

[chatturrbaiter]

yeah ill believe it when i see it

[chatturrbaiter]

holy shit guys

[facelessoldgargoyle]

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

[yvfu]

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

[moral-autism]

guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!

[chatturrbaiter]

yeah ill believe it when i see it

[nikoco11]

vy tail explorations … it’s comforting to hold, especially when she misses family

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

When I was in uni my housemates had a baby, and we taught them some sign language so they could communicate before all their mouth parts were coordinated yet. None of us knew Auslan but two of us were familiar with the signs that the State Emergency Services used in the field so we worked with those.

The kid learned to request a drink, which is great, because that's like the #1 most important thing for a baby to be able to request, but instead of learning any of the other signs they just used modified versions of the drink sign to ask for all kinds of things. They couldn't actually make the proper drink sign (it requires some level of hand control) and used a modified wave, so they ended up with a whole bunch of subtly different waves to ask for stuff. Which was pretty fun in public because strangers would coo over this adorable baby who kept waving at them when, in practice, the baby wanted their ice cream.

[princessparadoxical]

The best part was when my extended family started silently using the wave to signal that they wanted the marmalade, or the television remote, or a break.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Trendsetter baby

[chatturrbaiter]

was climate change inspired by no im not a human or something

[necromancelena]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

[basileater]

>10 hours ago

>deactivated

[agave]

[chatturrbaiter]

so does anyone have any mousegirl porn or are you all wasting my damn time

[nekcihcetaruccayllacilbib]

TIP: You can press pencil to paper to get a Picture of Mousegirl Tits. Pictures of Mousegirl Tits can be traded with friends for goods, services, or Friendship Points.

[chatturrbaiter]

mousegirl tits:

kid named papyrus: you’re blue now

mousegirl tits:

[necromancelena]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

[basileater]

>10 hours ago

>deactivated

[agave]

[chatturrbaiter]

so does anyone have any mousegirl porn or are you all wasting my damn time

[nekcihcetaruccayllacilbib]

TIP: You can press pencil to paper to get a Picture of Mousegirl Tits. Pictures of Mousegirl Tits can be traded with friends for goods, services, or Friendship Points.

[necromancelena]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

[basileater]

>10 hours ago

>deactivated

[agave]

[chatturrbaiter]

so does anyone have any mousegirl porn or are you all wasting my damn time

[chatturrbaiter]

was climate change inspired by no im not a human or something

[carriecarriecatgirl]

"ohhh but x artwork is only a performance of these feelings!! the artist isn't actually y!!" you're talking to the person of whom literally every emotion is a performance. every word we speak and every gesture we make is a performance. this annoyed post is a performance. we perform even when completely alone. any expression of any kind, especially art, is a performance. shut the fuck up

[chatturrbaiter]

wait thats actually true wait

[biohorror-human]

alright i know what i said but "first message"? not sure which message you mean. my last message (bar the one just 10 minutes ago) was the cool boobs one. also, someone said they thought i was the "goofster" or someone like that. you replied to them saying the goofster was transphobic.

no, doofus is one of our old online friends (me and chatturrbaiters friend) and he always gave me transphobe vibes honestly but it never came up cause we played before i transitioned. he was the type of person to say "cool boobs" to boobs. it wasnt about you dont worry

[gayfrogs7]

Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???

So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"

But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????

[chatturrbaiter]

this is miss remembering

[porterdavis]

[chatturrbaiter]

i know i shouldnt fall for lib slop but just know this isnt true. like the dems are the other half of the pedophiles

[chatturrbaiter]

duck

[lattik]

actually he used to be my fear in childchood

hope u like my art

[biohorror-human]

distant observer here. didn't expect you'd actually do it lmao they were on the horizon for so long. pretty cool boobs i suppose. happy anniversary.

see i felt like this was gonna be the reaction. distant observers are my biggest fans. im representing for shy distant observer people. well yeah thats for all you distant observer shy people weirdos. boobs4shyparasocialmaniacs. whatever im an adult im allowed to do this. and i export my tumblr every once in a while. ohhh fuck im.listening to this right now

fuck yessssssssssssss.

[biohorror-human]

"pretty cool boobs i suppose" yeah you would say that to boobs. luv u silent readers. heres me high at the park in my fuck hoodie that i love. so kitsch!

dont you love watching me flip flop from "depressive" to "normal" at random moments?