fucks sake.

kelly bailey from e4's misfits.  dash only.

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If I tell you to shut up and your answer is “Make me” I WILL punch you in the teeth because I have no time for this pseudo sexual tension you’re imagining between us.

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anyways i just took the personality test for kelly and got  isfp-t  which i find real interesting tbh.

Adventurer personalities are true artists, but not necessarily in the typical sense where they’re out painting happy little trees. Often enough though, they are perfectly capable of this. Rather, it’s that they use aesthetics, design and even their choices and actions to push the limits of social convention. Adventurers enjoy upsetting traditional expectations with experiments in beauty and behavior – chances are, they’ve expressed more than once the phrase “Don’t box me in!”

Adventurers live in a colorful, sensual world, inspired by connections with people and ideas. These personalities take joy in reinterpreting these connections, reinventing and experimenting with both themselves and new perspectives. No other type explores and experiments in this way more. This creates a sense of spontaneity, making Adventurers seem unpredictable, even to their close friends and loved ones.

Despite all this, Adventurers are definitely Introverts, surprising their friends further when they step out of the spotlight to be by themselves to recharge. Just because they are alone though, doesn’t mean people with the Adventurer personality type sit idle – they take this time for introspection, assessing their principles. Rather than dwelling on the past or the future, Adventurers think about who they are. They return from their cloister, transformed.

Adventurers live to find ways to push their passions. Riskier behaviors like gambling and extreme sports are more common with this personality type than with others. Fortunately their attunement to the moment and their environment allows them to do better than most. Adventurers also enjoy connecting with others, and have a certain irresistible charm.

However, if a criticism does get through, it can end poorly. Some Adventurers can handle kindly phrased commentary, valuing it as another perspective to help push their passions in new directions. But if the comments are more biting and less mature, Adventurer personalities can lose their tempers in spectacular fashion.

Adventurers are sensitive to others’ feelings and value harmony. When faced with criticism, it can be a challenge for people with this type to step away from the moment long enough to not get caught up in the heat of the moment. But living in the moment goes both ways, and once the heightened emotions of an argument cool, Adventurers can usually call the past the past and move on as though it never occurred.

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me actually writing on here vs me posting edits of kelly and seth fucking with each other

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powerdeals replied to your photoset: consider yourself seduced.

he’s so impressed and maybe a little intimidated and honestly…. Mood

honestly that is truly how he should be sorry seth

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consider yourself seduced.

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get a girl that looks at you like kelly looks at seth.

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❀✿ ❦ .  ABOUT YOUR MUSE

CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN

Do their bra and panties match consistently? Yes | No | Not applicable

Do they wash their makeup off before going to bed? Yes | Sometimes | No

Do they wear socks? Yes | No

What do they usually wear to bed? Nothing | Undergarments | Pyjamas | Whatever they were wearing that day | Tomorrow’s clothes

Are they – Fashion over function | Function over fashion | Trendy but values function too

Their clothes are usually… Stained | Raggedy | Like new | Well worn | Depends on the clothing

FINANCES? LET’S SEE

How do they handle their money?  Blows through the entire paycheck | Sets some money aside, spends the rest as needed over time | Holds onto it as long as possible, spending here and there | Lives past their means

How do they handle their bills? Sets aside bill money each cheque | Pays them right away | Pays them last minute | They’re frequently overdue

What are they most likely to buy? Food | Clothes | Hobby supplies | Work supplies | Trinkets | Movies | Games | Bills | Spend it on others (loved ones) | Charity | Books | Alcohol | Drugs | Technology

AN APPLE A DAY

How often do they get exercise? Frequently, as a hobby | Frequently, from work | Somewhat, from a hobby | Somewhat, from work | Never

Do they drink? Always | Often | Somewhat | On rare occasions | When upset / nervous / emotional / depressed | Never

Do they do drugs of any kind? Addicted | Yes | Sometimes | Recovering Addict | No

Do they smoke? Frequently | Yes | Sometimes | Ex-Smoker | Fights temptations | No

What ailments do they have? Blind | Deaf | Physical handicap | Bipolar | PTSD | DID | Gender dysphoria | Depression | Anxiety | Learning disability | Asthma | Food allergies | Other allergies | Insomnia | Migraines | Mute | Epilepsy | Malnourishment | Obesity | Undiagnosed mental disorder(s) | Undiagnosed physical disorder(s)

EDUCATION MATTERS

What education have they reached? None | Elementary/Primary | Middle/Secondary | High/Tertiary | College, bachelors | College, masters | GDA | Workforce training

Do they frequently learn new skills? Yes | On occasion | Only as needed | Not usually

How do they learn best? Visually | By ear | Hands-on | Logically | Socially | On their own

TAGGED BY :  @otheirony TAGGING : everyone!!

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kelly bailey in every episode: series one, episode two

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my tags are dumb but i love them so.

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powerdeals‌:

          seth’s no stranger to silence,   though he wouldn’t exactly call it a friend.     silence is when the voices get loud;     they shout and dwell and question and,   unfortunately for him,  are entirely his own,   unable to be pawned off with the purchase of a new power.     hands find themselves stuffed into the front of his hoodie for lack of something better to do and he’ll nod.      ❛     yeah   …   that’d be right.    uh,   thanks.      ❜ 

“righ’,”     the word is dragged out, as if kelly can’t quite remember what she’s meant to do next. blinks at him once, twice, before finally pushing herself up onto her feet. towards the kettle with another right lost in the air.     “y’ take sugar?”     small talk; she can handle small talk, rather than the fact she’s far more interested in him than she’s been in anyone for… longer than she can really recall.     “ain’t really got much else t’ offer, t’ be honest...   they ain’t even got pot noodles.   ‘s a bit of a shithole,  but—”     she shrugs, as if she has no idea why she’s there. fucking community service.

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CHARACTER FLAWS

RULES:  bold the ones that apply to your character, italicise one’s that sort-of apply & tag some people.

absent-minded  |  abusive  |   addict  |  adrenaline junkie  |  aggressive |  aimless  | alcoholic | anxious |  arrogant |  audacious  | bad liar |  bigmouth  |  bigot  |  blindly loyal | blunt  |  callous | childish  |  chronic heroism  |  cheater  |  clingy  |  clumsy  |  cocky  |  codependent | competitive  |  corrupt  | cowardly |  cruel  | cynical |  delinquent  |  delusional  |  dependent  | depressed |  deranged  | disloyal  |  ditzy  |  egotistical  | envious |  erratic  |  fickle  |  finicky  | fixated  | flaky |  frail  | fraudulent  | foul mouthed  | guilt complex  |  gloomy  |  gluttonous |  gossiper  |  gruff  | grudge holding | gullible | hedonistic  |  humorless  |  hypochondriac  | hypocritical  |  idealist  | idiotic  |  ignorant  |  immature | impatient |  incompetent  |  indecisive  | insecure | insensitive  |  lazy |  lewd | liar | lustful | manipulative | masochistic |  meddlesome  | melodramatic | money-loving | moody |  naive |  nervous  | nosy |  ornery  | overprotective  | overly sensitive |  paranoid  |  passive-aggressive | perfectionist | pessimist | petty | power-hungry | proud  | possessive  |  pushover | reckless  | reclusive  | remorseless  |  rigorous  |  sadistic | sarcastic |  senile | selfish  | self destructive |  self-martyr |  shallow  |  sociopathic  | sore loser |  spineless  | spiteful |  spoiled | stubborn | suspicious | suicidal  |  tactless   | temperamental |  timid | thief | tone-deaf  | traitorous  |  unathletic  |  ungracious |  unlucky   | unsophisticated  |  untrustworthy |  vain  | withdrawn | workaholic

TAGGED BY:  @sixthtm TAGGING:  everyone!

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came back onto this blog to fist fight @powerdeals behind a kfc who wants to join

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HELLO  i haven't abandoned this blog already, i promise. i just have?? nothing to respond to, as far as my activity is telling me, and i'm still on season one as i've been kinda busy and on mobile mostly the last day or so. i'm gonna try and do more starters tomorrow and hopefully write some more???

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misfited‌:

     ‘ I already know what everyone thinks of me, i’m practically th’ walkin definition of PERFECTION.  ‘ just kidding, he already knows because he annoys the shit out of everyone.

moment ruined, but kelly can’t stop the threat of a smile that curls up the corner of her mouth. eyes rolling, dismissive as she all too often is.     “you’re such’a twat.  i was bein’ serious.”

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    “that's what happens when blokes spend all their time playin’ computer games an’ wankin’ over porn on the internet.”     maybe it’s a rather pointed statement, but kelly can’t quite find it within herself to care.

@blcwback 

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kelly, much to her chagrin, can’t quite handle silences regardless of whether they’re awkward.  thoughts usually fill up the space, but that’s not something she’s willing to let happen now.     “d’ya want a cup of tea?”     keep moving. keep distracted.

@powerdeals

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    “’cause you always sit there with a massive shit-eatin’ grin on your face…   mr. fuckin’ happy,  fuck off.”

@knightfailed