Obnoxious jock boys seemed to love showing off like this on social media. You thought it looked incredibly idiotic, and showed an obvious lack of self awareness. And as usual, it became a trend among easily influenced apes. Soon enough, every small brained jock was posing the same way for attention. Truthfully, it did make you feel smug and intellectually superior. Every time you saw it on your timeline, you were more than happy to judge said individual and leave a comment saying ‘monkey see monkey do’.
But your opinion changed after being forced through the college jockification program. They said it was to help you find ‘a like minded community’. No part of your previous nerdy self was spared in the process. Multifaceted personality traits were ground down into mulch and replaced with nothing. Just an addictive sense of emptiness and a simple, one note facade of an identity. The program had a 100% success rate of turning troublesome overachievers into self obsessed, horny fuckboys. Your brain had been fattened into an appropriately thick meatheaded slab. Stupidity was hot. Immaturity was trendy. Smart shit was boring and your body was your main selling point.
By the end of the day you were a completely different person, one whose whole life revolved around working out, getting laid and boasting.
So your first impulse as a freshly made jock toy was to present yourself in the dumbest way. To make a post to show the new, simpler version of yourself.
Grinning dimly, you whip out your phone in front of a mirror. You already knew the perfect pose. Monkey see, monkey do 💪🏼
