other titles (all neutral): scumbag, sleaze, sleazeball, dirtbag, daddy, bunny, jackalope, mutt, puppy, sir, big/lil bro, perv, faggot or handsome
⎇ plural and a jackalope. bodily 28.
i dont fit into the dom/sub dichotomy. sensory seeking autistic masochist & rope bunny who often leads sex. stone top with a micropenis.
polyam fruity bisexual masc intersex man.
this is strictly about what gets my dick hard. some of this is ONLY play, some of this is shit my partner (she/he) & me actually do consentingly. i am NO ONES OWNER. do not treat me as or expect such. i am kinda sleazy in real life but anyone who seems like a real dangerous person will be blocked.
this is a bisexual & micropenis appreciation zone. if you don't like either and are gonna be rude fuck off!
full list of general & original tags (which also serves as general kink list)
asks preferred over dms, tho both are open
praise me anonymously without an account
expanded kink & limit list below cut
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into:
orientation play - i WILL make you bisexual. all else is irrelevant
incest - especially sibling stuff or me being daddy
cnc/rapeplay - incl intox & somno
🍆💜 small penis worship 💜🍆
big penis humiliation
praise kink
TITS - great in every size. just easiest to find big tit porn
size difference - nothing like topping someone with a huge dick or a fat pussy. especially if theyre also taller than my short ass
sadomaso- love when a bottom or a sub hurts me while i fuck them stupid, it IS woship and praise
free use
objectification, petification, sexualization
findom- rich people are bad for having money and they should assauage their guilt by buying me beer and weed and toys! or tipping their waiter.
dress up - i like picking out clothes for people. in any way that applies.
infertility kink - i cant get you pregnant, but thats okay. doesn't stop me from trying. maybe this time itll work
public sex - we should be having sex everywhere & i dont wanna wait
genderplay - includes both misgendering and aggressive gender affirmation, trans & intersex supremacy play as well as fakeboy/fakegirl stuff. the range. trans men are men trans women are women. fakeboys and fakegirls are some other thing bc they want to be.
positive feederism - eating and being fat is a good thing. if ur RLY anti feeder ur probably fatphobic and also u just. wouldnt like me as a guy. no humiliatiom based/extreme feederism here, & i dont even rly talk about /weight gain/ at all.
christian corruption kink - i hate xtians and i want to make you not one. i dont want you to be into men and taboo shit because youre 'God fearing'. i want you into men and taboo shit because you like it. or because youre me fearing. xtians take every interaction as permission to prosthelytize. if you interact with me that is permission to corrupt you and break you of your faith. ill get my nut off about it.
piss play
nudes from strangers of any sexgender
other gross stuff that gets me hard
not into:
raceplay. proana/weightloss. hierophilia. actual bigots. cops & military (of any kind.)
so cool that im alone and im always going to be and also that no one cares or accomodates selective mutism at all because like. well. its my own fault. its not like i cant speak. here i am typing. there i am getting a couple words out. just do better.
what if the top gets a little free use huh? what if someone just wordlessly comes up to me and starts sucking my tits trying to get me hard enough to fuck? could i also just be lying down listening to my music or something, or im just on my phone? what if im just really tired huh?
The most important part about incest is that you get a big sister and she says she's proud of you for taking your meds and brushing your teeth and surviving another day under capitalism and not letting it all smother your spark bc you want to continue to shine bright for her 🤍
girl who knows that sometime tonight, inevitably, you will put your hands and your mouth and your body on hers and she won’t have the constitution to stop you. girl who can feel your intentions in the arm you have around her shoulders, the kisses you sneak onto the top of her head, the compliments that are just an inch beyond anything purely “friendly.” even if she were to thrash and fight and push, she knows you’d still get your way.
girl who invites you over for this specific reason.
They’re a 10 but make you verbalize all of your ickiest fantasies while you bounce up and down on their cock while they call you a good little thing when you’re being gross for them
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