Pervert Extraordinaire

MINORS DNI || he/him || 19

[hornii-fox]

MINORS DNI.

Beware- Many of my posts will have debauchery, filth, and dark content of many kinds.

(Fictional) Dark themes (all fictional btw) include yandere, non-con/ dub-con, incest, age gap, grooming, lolisho, etc.

If u don’t like these topics, scroll past, block tags, or block me.

This is @funkii-fox ‘s nsfw blog. I interact from @n-0-stalgi-4

Hallo! My name is Emilio. I’m a bisexual trans guy. I’m just here to horny post. I only reblog nasties because tumblr is lame and I don’t want to get terminated.

Also I have fan fics here from when this was a fan fic blog

Masterlists

I also post my fan fics on ao3

HxH Masterlist

JJBA Masterlist

[engorgedmilkers]

The idea of having a partner who is just as obsessed and excited about my breasts is nice. I want to feel milk leaking from my nipples every time I hear their voice. If they’re too busy to suckle, I want them to put the breast pumps on my engorged boobs so that they can drink the milk that was drained from them after, or use it however they like. When my boobs are full I want them to stimulate my breasts and nipples so that we can watch the milk squirt from my nipples when they have a let down and then finish off draining them🍼💕

[hornii-fox]

Hmm… little hobbit man x giant orc woman when?

[hornii-fox]

Mating press. He has to stand to be in the right position over her huge thighs. He thrusts his hips at an awkward angle downwards. His face buried in her large bouncing boobs as he wraps his arms around her muscular torso the best he can. Her hand glides through his curly hair, almost engulfing his entire head.

Doggy style. Both of his entire legs don’t even equal the length or width of her thighs, so her ass is slumped over more. Her ass jiggling rocks his entire body. He grabs her muscular hips with little hands and pulls her wide hips onto his dick.

[hornii-fox]

Hmm… little hobbit man x giant orc woman when?

[princesa-my-love]

Knotbait shota getting his boycunt pounded by stray dogs on the way home from school, okay?

[lucettalongly]

hung immortal vampire woman who's been knocking up all the girls in a family tree as part of her everlasting affection for her long passed beloved

every generation, she takes all of her daughters as her lovers, taking care of (and passionately breeding) them to continue her loves' bloodline via hot, animalistic, incestuous lesbian sex 🤍

[hornii-fox]

I am the cutest shotaro on this planet ngl

[prteendoll]

pwuffy k!d cunt leaking at the thought of being stretched full of adult dick :<

[horniifox2]

Nothing ever fits in my cunt ugh

I was super horny again and wanted to try putting a water bottle in my cunt. Its one of those plastic water bottles (bad for the environment, but my mom keeps buying them so wtvr). I tried the bottom because I knew the lid of the top would hurt and make me bleed, but at the same time i cant not have it on bc then the water in the bottle would spill and the water bottle would collapse without the resistance.

But ofc that didnt fit, so i tried the other way. The cap hurt to even have against my cunt so i figured i would warm up to it. I used a large glue stick and fucked myself with it and rubbing my tiny dick while watching nasty degenerate insertions porn to hype me up. Then “fisted” myself a bit, making sure to make it at least a little past my knuckles. At this point it was as wet, soppy, and as loose as i could get it. Also i was getting impatient. The tip of the water bottle went in easier than last time, but i couldn’t get far. I dont think i even got past the curved part of the bottle. Trust me, i tried for a while to shove it deeper but it just wouldnt.

Eventually, i just decided to take it out. Yup i was bleeding but idc honestly. It did feel a little good to take it out in the sense that i would have loved to fuck myself with it. Anyway, i thought i would try to fuck myself with the bottom of the jojoba oil bottle i use as lube, but nope! Didnt fit either! It’s an ovular shape, but the long part is just too wide.

Eventually i capitulate and fuck myself with the glue stick. It was still fun, especially as i watched more degenerate porn and rubbed my tiny cock. I cum eventually and that was that.

But i still wish i had something thicker that still fits. I cant get past my knuckles, i cant put more than the tip of a water bottle, not even the bottom of the jojoba oil bottle. NOTHING fits in my cunt ugh why does it have to be so small? What a curse disguised as a blessing to have a tiny kid cunt. An adult trying to rape my cunt would have a hard time bc its just too small! You cant even brute force adult cock to fit in me!

Any tips on how i can stretch further? I want to turn it into a loose bucket cunt before t makes it unusable (i recently got on t). I plan on getting rid of the cunt eventually so like whats the point in maintaining the it’s honor yk. Just have fun with it.

[hornii-fox]

I woke up super horny for Louis XIV for no reason today. I just need him carnally. I would gladly be his bitch

[finalcreation]

[east-b0und]

I don’t have a towel so here, let me get my cum off your face. After all you don’t want people knowing what you do on first dates now do you? Of course not. You still pathetically hold on to some semblance of hope that someone respects you.

[humiliatingsluts]

I pissed on a girl in the shower when she was already naked. Don’t get me wrong, it was fun. But I want this. I want to make you kneel in an alley and swallow my piss. I want you kneeling by the urinals in the bar for me and my friends. I want your top soaked with piss for the rest of the evening.

I’m pissing on you not because it’s your kink, or part of sex, but just because I need to piss and you’re a toilet.

[reluctantmother]

oh to be a mom who comes home from a long day at work just to have her baby sit down next to her and worship her tits for minimum an hour

[tinyh0leprincess]

having the playground to ourselves so dad makes me play with my tits out and invites his friends to watch how they bounce so nicely before they molest me in my little skirt on the slide🎀🎀🎀

[hornii-fox]

People like shotaros but expect them to have huge penises??? Excuse me?? The whole appeal is that he has a tiny little pathetic pee pee 😕 especially compared to the fat mature cunts he puts it in.

[roseredfakeboy]

Younger brother walking into a room where his older sister is being knotted by the dog. His dick gets so rock hard immediately that he joins in...

And then my younger brother fucks my mouth while our dog pounds my pussy 😭😭

[reluctant-mother]

want to go balls deep in mom tonight? do you want your balls slapping her clit as you fuck her ass up with her tits swinging like the slut she is? what are your thoughts on sweaty loud breeding sex where she almost forgets she made you because of how good your dick feels? what would you think of the fact that you being her child is what makes you two so perfectly made to fuck?

[dog-lover-lock]

I call for a revolution. A fucking small dogs revolution. We have gone on way too long about "fucking dogs" while refering to big big dogs. I propose we take it a step further and fuck tiny tiny dogs that yap instead of bark. This action won't demonize big dogs, but bring small dogs to the forefront of our minds. I call this movement "small dogs, big knots" (a WIP name, really)