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Chaz Hoo. 24 Former California resident. Dancer. Manager and chef at Elle's kitchen. That just about covers it. I think. aim: chaz.hoo [ My Ultimate Troll ] [ Best Friend - Nest Buddy - Beautiful - Krueger ] [ x - x - x - x ]

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I am seriously never eating sushi again.

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I’m sorry for being a bitch. Forgive me?

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I wasn't mad at you.

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I am seriously never eating sushi again.

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I know but when you pout, it makes me feel bad. I don’t like it.

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I'm sorry for pouting.

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I am seriously never eating sushi again.

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Are you serious? You can stop now.

I was wondering when we’re going to start pissing each other off.

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Wasn't being serious.

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I am seriously never eating sushi again.

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Babe, just shut up yeah?

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I am seriously never eating sushi again.

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Relax! I’m kidding. You’re the only one I’m ever going to want. Forever.

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That wasn't a funny joke.

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I am seriously never eating sushi again.

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Oh right you mean a nice conversation that involves a lot of grunting and moaning? What if that guy is a nice guy to have a conversation with too?

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A conversation with words. And you didn't say you were going to have a conversation with him.

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Well you said that you were going to go back for her. Why else would you go back for her? To have a conversation with her?

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Yeah, I thought she seemed like a nice lady to have a conversation with. You didn't have to go and add another guy.

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I am seriously never eating sushi again.

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Whoa you’re actually going to do that to me? Whatever, I’ll just go to China as well and go for that booby prostitute as well. Maybe then find another man and screw him too. Are you sure you want to spend the night alone with me and not someone else? I didn’t have it picked out yet. I was hoping you had something.

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Wait, I never said anything about doing something with that prostitute  I just said I'd look for her. Wow, Avery. Wow.

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I am seriously never eating sushi again.

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No I’m over it, I just like teasing you besides I can now use it to my advantage. I don’t really feel like going out tonight. I wanna spend it alone with you. Maybe tomorrow night we go clubbing or something? Or try one of those karaoke stuff? What movies should we watch?

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Keep using that for your advantage I'll just go back to China and look for that prostitute. Spending the night alone with you here sounds really great to me. I don't know what movies to watch, though. I thought you already had them picked out since you suggested it.

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I am seriously never eating sushi again.

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Totally still not over the whole thing in China but you can make it up to me by ordering room service. I think my stomach is good now. I wanna watch a movie with you. Wanna watch those weird Japanese movies that give you seizures? 

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Still not over that? I guess I'll try to make it up to you and order room service if you don't feel like going out to eat. I'd love to watch weird Japanese movies with you, though.

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I am seriously never eating sushi again.

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Oh you mean like try and not get lost in someone’s vagina?

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I honestly don't know how the conversation got here.

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I am seriously never eating sushi again.

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REALLY? Where are we going? But what if my stomach can’t handle being away from the toilet? Ugh this is totally not sexy at all.

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If your stomach can't handle being away from the toilet then I'll just go and try not to get lost while I bring you something.

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I am seriously never eating sushi again.

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Well yeah, I lost all my food pooping so yeah I still want to eat. Will you get me something to eat? Not sushi!

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Yeah, I'll get you something to eat. Or we can go some place together.

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I am seriously never eating sushi again.

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All this pooping has made me hungry and thirsty.

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You still feel like eating?

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I am seriously never eating sushi again.

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Oh a little funny? A little funny? You’re cracking up and I can hear you from the bathroom. Watch, I’m going to put laxatives in your drink.

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Don't do that.

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I am seriously never eating sushi again.

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I hate you, shut up. You really suck. Why are you laughing at my pain?

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It's a little funny.

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I am seriously never eating sushi again.

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I just wanted to try it though. My stomach hurts and my ass is numb from sitting on the toilet. Why do I do this to myself?

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