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uhhhhh since i said i felt stuff here ( but lied & wanna post opens on chris instead ), like this for a starter so i’m not a horrid bitch-ass liar !
THE BODY X IT AU V. 02 -
the treehouse gang are derry locals, born & bred, & they team up with the losers club to hunt down & kill the clown that’s been terrorising their town. unfortunately for them, henry bowers’ gang & ace merrill’s gang are out to make things just that little bit more difficult for them.
DVLSPCWN › LUCY !
❛ How does it feel that in order for you to feel like a man you have to beat up on twelve-year-olds? Is your dick really that small? ❜
❛ those faggots had it coming. & trust me, i don’t think your pretty little mouth could handle a DICK like mine. ❜
reminder ace merrill canonically uses the term dad / daddy-o unironically . . . in the 90s . . .
FCKWRITING › GORDIE !
❝ GET OUT of the way ace, you’re blocking the entrance. ❞ unsteady tone shakes out of his throat. if ace was outside, who knew how many more of his gang were inside. ❝ what’re you doing here anyways? don’t you have some old lady to harass? ❞ regret immediately hits him after he let his mouth run.
gaze glints, a gentle smile turning up the corners of ace merrill’s lips. he looks at lachance almost lazily, like a predator toying with its prey. tone is soft. ❛ you better learn to shut your fuckin’ mouth, baby, or i’ll be forced to shut it for you. ❜ he glances at the door behind him ( the entrance to NAN’S LUNCHEONETTE ), before turning back to gordie. ❛ my friends & i gotta eat, & we can afford it. i didn’t think you & the other queers even had a jar of pennies between you. ❜
‘but we’ll get you,’ ace said. he was starting to smile again. 'don’t you know that ? we’ll get you hard,’ ace said, smiling. 'we’ll hurt you. i can’t believe you don’t know that. we’ll put you all in the fuckin’ hospital with fuckin’ ruptures. sincerely.’ // written by ink. sideblog.
❛ CHEAP HOOD, right ? my mother loves the way i do it to her, right ? ❜
@fckwriting
But Ace held Billy and Charlie back, simply by touching each of them on the shoulder. 'Now listen, you guys,' Ace said. He spoke patiently, just as if we weren't all standing in a roaring rainstorm. 'There's more of us than there are of you. We're bigger. We'll give you one chance to just blow away. I don't give a fuck where. Just make like a tree and leave.' Chris's brother giggled and Fuzzy clapped Ace on the back in appreciation of his great wit. The Sid Caesar of the set. 'Cause we're takin' him.' Ace smiled gently, and you could imagine him smiling that same gentle smile just before breaking his cue over the head of some uneducated punk who had made the terrible mistake of lipping off while Ace was lining up a shot. 'If you go, we'll take him. If you stay, we’ll beat the piss outta you and still take him. Besides,' he added, trying to gild the thuggery with a little righteousness, 'Charlie and Billy found him, so it's their dibs anyway.'
i hate this boy . . . so much . . . but i love . . . how he’s written. me @ sk : how fucking dare . . .
Text Prompts;
[text]: call or text me back please. i’m getting worried.
[text]: come round to mine and make me ;)
[text]: how drunk was i last night?
[text]: you were so wasted last night!
[text]: why do i have a stop sign in my living room?
[text]: i’m craving pizza…
[text]: wanna grab lunch and a movie?
[text]: i can’t tonight, tomorrow?
[text]: that cutie is here again. should i talk to them? i won’t know if they like me unless i talk to them…
[text]: i can literally feel my hair turning grey by the second… save me! PLEASE!
[text]: GUESS WHO HAS A DATE?!
[text]: batman or superman? you know, for science…
[text]: team cap or team iron man? our friendship rests on this…
[text]: any new book recommendations?
[text]: me. you. a bottle of vodka. my place. now.
[text]: i really need a friend right now
[text]: i can’t believe what i just overheard in the bathroom…
[text]: for the last time, stop fucking texting me
[text]: i’m sorry, who is this?
[text]: fuck off!!
[text]: wanna be my plus one to my exes wedding? and pretend to be in love with me?
[text]: i just wanted to say, i love you and i forgive you
[text]: we need to talk.
[text]: what time you getting home?
[text]: word on the street is you got laid last night. i need all the deets!
[text]: pretty please? with sugar on top!
[text]: you love me really!
[text]: i have never in my life been this angry. i can’t believe this has happened!
[text]: sorry to miss your call, what’s up?
[text]: i got fired! I GOT FUCKING FIRED! :(
[text]: my boss is giving me the eye…
[text]: pants are optional.
[text]: did you get the thing????
[text]: ??????
[text]: eww… the grossest thing ever just happened…
[text]: shit shit shit
[text]: asshole, much?
[text]: don’t need to be a dick about it
[text]: wait, what?
[text]: how did you get this number?
Leland Gaunt at the beginning of Needful Things: Ah, you like that baseball card, don't you? Here, I'll tell you what. You may have this wonderful collectible for a mere eighty-five cents. But, there is something else you must do for me! You must play a prank on Wilma Jerzyck for me if you really want that card. Nothing big; just a little gag. Do you understand me, son?
Leland Gaunt at the end of Needful Things: take this gUN you IDIOT TRASH and SHOOT SOMEONE, i don't give a SHIT FUCK
why should i resolve things peacefully when i can fucking punch you in the face