I'm an acquired taste; like cheap whiskey.

I'm not a people person, but to those who know me: I'm loyal to a fault. RP Only Sub-Blog.

[phoebedynevors]

[stability]

[stability]

[flowersandmoments]

>.>

[cheapwhiskeyandsass]

So that’s where they went... <.<

[polar-bear-son]

[flowersandmoments]

Both it is! *Knows this, just still feels like an outsider in my best friend’s life half the time*

[cheapwhiskeyandsass]

Thanks! *yells, tossing your bill down and plucking up a menu for a new restaurant, feels like an outsider in my own skin*

[flowersandmoments]

Sweet or savoury? *calls out, wishes you would open up and let me in, tries not to think it’s because I don’t mean enough to you to let in*

[cheapwhiskeyandsass]

Both! *yells back, cringing as I see your Time Warner Cable bill, doesn’t open to anyone... ever*

[flowersandmoments]

I know you would. *Is also lying, knows you too well but isn’t going to force you to change*

[cheapwhiskeyandsass]

Yup... *convinces myself that I’m fine with us lying like this, decides to rifle through the mail on your coffee table while you get the snacks*

[flowersandmoments]

There never is. *relents and gets snacks instead*

[cheapwhiskeyandsass]

*watches you head to the kitchen, calls out* You know I would talk if there was... *trails off, is lying and sure that you know it*

[flowersandmoments]

A few more of those and you’ll definitely think so. No chance you want to talk about it?

[cheapwhiskeyandsass]

Nothing to talk about. *says with a shrug, never has been good at the talking thing*

[flowersandmoments]

*sighs and lets you drink* At least you’re not calling me Pasty…yet..

[cheapwhiskeyandsass]

*lets out a snort of a laugh* Pasty Patsy... I am quite clever.

[flowersandmoments]

Yes, well of those two only one I can control.

[cheapwhiskeyandsass]

*nods and pours myself another drink* True, Patsy.

[flowersandmoments]

I’d rather you didn’t get alcohol poisoning on the cheap stuff.

[cheapwhiskeyandsass]

That’s a quantity not quality issue, Babe.

[cheapwhiskeyandsass]

@flowersandmoments

#the reason I restock my liquor cabinet

It’s better than the cheap stuff I buy...

[fuckyestrishica]

[jessicajones]

I’ve got things to do. Like getting drunk.

[absolutelymadness]

[soft-butch-cassidy]

so my grandmother just told me a joke…

“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”

“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”

“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”

i just like omg grandMA NO 

[jurassicarmada-deactivated20181]

Grandma yes

[cheesymermaid]

I just tried to tell this to my girlfriend.

Me: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

Her: Oh, I know this! It has to do with the plague back in the 1500s. You see, [explanation of plague stuff]

Me: In… In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.

Her: What?

Me: It’s a joke. It was just a joke.