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[herotox20-deactivated20210706]

[lee-e]

Receptionist in question

[russiawave]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

[helpmemysisterisafreak]

The fucking worst is that as I get older i completly understand the interest to catch up an unreasonable long time because turns out adults just dont get enough time to hang with friends, so catch up next to the Aldi cheese aisle it is

[toastbutteregg]

[funnytwittertweets]

[toastbutteregg]

[zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas]

[creepish]

sorry for putting you in a glass jar with a twig and a leaf i thought you would like it

[froglegsz]

this next cup of coffee will fix me

[froglegsz]

im worse now

[lichrelly]

girl.. i saw you shrieking in the middle of the forest to summon terrifying creatures. can i get your number

[toralei]

jury duty cat

[afloweroutofstone]

“I think cats should serve on juries” is the natural extension of “I think dogs should vote” and I’m 100% behind this

[whitepeopletwitter]

Willie Wonka’s House of Horrors.

[memeuplift]

[uncle-cazador]

[springfieldstills]

[books-in-order]

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

[sentient-carrot]

This is the only football thing that matters

[konoko]

[meanplastic]

His face makes the joke worth it

[ultreit-five]

King

[freeshavacado]

[bisexual-bifurcations]

Okay but true