The Socially Awkward Butterfly

[chebbienicole]

So, I forgot my password and email to this account and I had to create a new one. It was nice knowing you all. I'll remember you in therapy.

[ellendegeneres]

Good answer, kid.

[montilyt-deactivated20210716]

IM SO HAPPY

[sandandglass]

[brasspistol]

every time I see this it gets reblogged

[quietlynonlinear]

When The Old Gods Return.

[swamp-songs]

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

[noirbettie]

This is legitimately comforting.

[johnwatsonswindmachine]

i feel more prepared for life now

[kittiezandtittiez]

[kittiezandtittiez]

[9heartofgold6-deactivated201412]

[dragthefuckinglake]

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

[i-effed-it-all-up-deactivated20]

songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown

[egzpl-deactivated20160802]

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

[ceevee5]

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

[cultureshift]

Life. There’s always a way to make it work.

[awaiting-my-escape]

This woman runs PARLIAMENT with a baby in her lap and she’s CLEARLY doing an outstanding job because she’s still there being a total boss two years later, baby still in her lap.

"A baby will destroy your career-"

Really

Are you sure?

Because I’m pretty sure that Licia Ronzulli would laugh at that declaration.

[bowerycorp]

I’m just saying -

Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.

We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

well ur not wrong

[chebbienicole]

Guy 1: Guys, I just learned another name for God!

Guy 2: No way.

Guy 1: Yahweh.

[weirdhumorfromspace]

The frequency of my voice hertz.

[andr3wace]

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch