Don't call me Thomas

It's Tom. ||Male||25||London ((Banner is a stockphoto, pfp is from @funkychips))

[ai-papi-deactivated20201124]

vodka date 

[checkered-pineapple]

@tord-you-so tihs cold be us

[tord-you-so]

pls get rehab baby

[checkered-pineapple]

but its tastey

[tord-you-so]

yes and white paint is tastey too but guess who stopped drinking it

[checkered-pineapple]

u drunk paint

[ai-papi-deactivated20201124]

vodka date 

[checkered-pineapple]

@tord-you-so tihs cold be us

[tord-you-so]

pls get rehab baby

[checkered-pineapple]

but its tastey

[ai-papi-deactivated20201124]

vodka date 

[checkered-pineapple]

@tord-you-so tihs cold be us

[urfavehasajuicyass]

Tord has a juicy ass!

submitted by @timegrenade, @zuchiqq

[checkered-pineapple]

u bet he has

[unclefather]

how to kiss a boy

grab his waist

slip your hand in his pocket

steal his wallet

dont even kiss him

just run

[into-loser-ville]

thanks for the tips

[checkered-pineapple]

dont you dare

[polyglotplatypus]

le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux). 

[unyanizedcatboys]

I may not be able to read literally anything else in this comic but that punchline still hit me like a freight train

[ailurinae]

@kind-of-trash

[youve-been-punnedd]

@tord-you-so

[tord-you-so]

edd please i have a wife and kids

[checkered-pineapple]

did we adopt sth

[tord-you-so]

i’m the child

[checkered-pineapple]

well you sure are small enough ;)

[polyglotplatypus]

le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux). 

[unyanizedcatboys]

I may not be able to read literally anything else in this comic but that punchline still hit me like a freight train

[ailurinae]

@kind-of-trash

[youve-been-punnedd]

@tord-you-so

[tord-you-so]

edd please i have a wife and kids

[checkered-pineapple]

did we adopt sth

[tord-you-so]

you still owe me twenty anyway so ropes

guess again :)

[checkered-pineapple]

piss

[tord-you-so]

hm how about fuck you

[checkered-pineapple]

hell ye

[tord-you-so]

oh come on

[checkered-pineapple]

on my way

[tord-you-so]

jesus christ

[checkered-pineapple]

;)

[beyondbarbican]

The Clerkenwell watering hole.

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[sgphotography77]

Rye

[yesterdaysprint]

The Sketch, England, October 28, 1931

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[all-thingsjackdaniels]

[willdexpoindexter]

okay but this

is not a party hookup 

that is an established relationship

they’re holding each other like they treasure each other

they’ve got the right angle

they pause to just look at each other

the cheek touch

anyways whiskey is in a committed homosexual relationship and i love him

[nickhillnmd]

[duckmd]

[checkered-pineapple]

look @tord-you-so we can share

[tord-you-so]

you still owe me twenty anyway so ropes

guess again :)

[checkered-pineapple]

piss

[tord-you-so]

hm how about fuck you

[checkered-pineapple]

hell ye

[tord-you-so]

oh come on

[checkered-pineapple]

on my way