Eyyy

Edd here, ready to have some fun ((pfp from @funkychips, banner is a stock photo))

[abstractboi]

How do people exercise without music?

Anyone at the gym with no earphones is training to avenge someone’s death

[spintowin]

she’s out there making owl noises

[techtonicactivity]

who

[big-chief-woodenhead]

[rocknrox]

[catchymemes]

[anime-penis]

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

[kyoukan]

[youve-been-punnedd]

@tord-you-so

[laffgaff]

Which days are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays but Saturday and Sunday are where the weekends.

[youve-been-punnedd]

I cant believe Im single on valentines day

[thejokerhisjokes]

A young man named Joe bought a horse from a farmer for £250

The farmer agreed to deliver the horse within the next few days. A couple of days later, the farmer drove up to Joe’s house and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.’

Joe replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’

The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I’ve spent it already.’

Joe said, ‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.’

The farmer asked, ‘What ya gonna do with it?

Joe said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’

The farmer said, ‘You can’t flog a dead horse!’

Joe said, ‘Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’

A month Later, the farmer met up with Joe and asked, ‘What happened with that dead horse?’

Joe said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £5 apiece and made a profit of £2495.’

The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’

Joe said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £5 back.’

[petesfork53]

[youve-been-punnedd]

@tord-you-so 😏

[badjokesbyjeff]

Two rednecks flew to Canada on a hunting trip.

They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.

They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two guys objected strongly. “Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours.”

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn’t handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only the two rednecks survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Billy Ray asked Billy Bob, “Any idea where we are?”

Billy Bob replied, “I think we’re pretty close to where we crashed last year.”

[laffgaff]

Every time I ask someone what the acronym LGBTQ stands for...

I can never get a straight answer.

[flamingfoxninja]

So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

10 minutes in. No breaks from looping yet

[flamingfoxninja]

about half an hour in. I have been staring at what appears to be the child of Jack Frost and Edward Cullen wondering just how is he able to move in the cold if his body is dead

[flamingfoxninja]

It is only 40 minutes in, and I can’t tell if I am immune to the music, or if my brain has stuck it as background noise

[flamingfoxninja]

made it one hour and I swear I can hear them say the same line in two different ways

1) This song’s gonna get stuck inside your

2) This song’s going get stuck inside Joe

[flamingfoxninja]

hour and 15 minutes

I have now found that even if I mute it I can still hear the song on point to the video

[flamingfoxninja]

I have made a mistake. I paused the music for like one second. So the music that I hear now is clashing with the pace of the music I heard before

[flamingfoxninja]

“THIS SONG’S BURN AGAIN STUCK INSIDE JOE”

[flamingfoxninja]

almost 2 hours of watching a lego blob’s deep shoulder action. how does she do it? I will never know

[flamingfoxninja]

I keep forgetting that I clicked on a different video to begin with. Like every minute I remember that this was an ad, then I just forget again

[flamingfoxninja]

Is it possible for your ears to feel numb?

[flamingfoxninja]

I can’t think anymore it took me 10 minutes to figure out that this was the half way point of 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

it’s true. Hell is a skrillex concert with no bass drop

[flamingfoxninja]

I’m losing track over what thread to use. I need to talk out loud to write or I would be writing the song

[flamingfoxninja]

I can time my blinks so every time I open my eyes I see the same scene over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

[flamingfoxninja]

i need to FEED

[flamingfoxninja]

this is how the CIA tortures people i hope you know this

[flamingfoxninja]

Everything I know is a goddamn lie. This movie this hellsite everything why do I even exist

[flamingfoxninja]

I am almost done with this nightmare. God I am so afriad I can’t remember what silence sounds like

[flamingfoxninja]

I am going to find the man that greenlit this piece of shit and shove legos down their throat

[flamingfoxninja]

I hate this movie so much

[flamingfoxninja]

IM SO FUCKIN CLOSE I,M SO FUCKING CLOSE

[flamingfoxninja]

IT HAS A FUCKING END CARD

MY FUCKING GOD

…….i need a nap I need to just be absorbed into the void and hope that I can succumb to the darkness and not dream of legos

[endless-fluffering]

OP did not put themself through this for 342 notes

[flamboyantly-employing]

OP has my ultimate respect holy shit

[ramune-moved]

just chilling and thinking about moth miku…

[ramune-moved]

here she is ♡

[niyarest]

[youve-been-punnedd]

@tord-you-so Why do i have to find such things

[retrogamingblog]

Wii Sports theme but it’s played on the game’s packaging

[magiikm1ke-deactivated20200629]

we have achieved peak humanity, it’s all downhill from here

[jigglypuffsvevo]

sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.

naughty cat: purrs loudly

[justcatposts]

When an opossum steals your cat’s food…

[maplebunie]

today is the only day you can reblog this ever