bury me in tidycats so they know how fresh i stepped

ezra/27/white/nb | they/he 💕 gorillaviolence 💕

[ditto-deerest]

sour lemon candy

[kotortwo]

hey so the loading screen as i entered the room just now? it said something like "if youre grabbed by the penis pulper, escape by shaking the control stick" do you know what that was about

[voracious-souls-deactivated2025]

[battuegalka]

[lycosouris]

Siblings

[worldhammerer-old]

apple spider vinegar

[everflowers-deactivated20250513]

[r3333f]

we don’t have to fight anymore

[halondrus]

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

[lovebreakfast]

sprites

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

[jovuuu]

they made him work in customer service 😔😔

[littlenimart]

toe to toe with you, losing control with you

wanna know would you rip me to pieces?

[amoebeau]

been playin yakuzer zero

[thexml]

Dead end

[lowpolysonic]

mean ol mug

[gabitzart]

Mad Sea Dog