to kill a living book

grey | 29 | he/him read before following Ladies the tests came back and it said I’m only poisonous in very large doses. Can we hang

[halo-1267]

I like the evil elfs

[toskarin]

I don’t understand the sexual appeal of elves. Could you help clarify for me?

we're gonna start with the basics: imagine an ear that comes to a point

[penumbraphantasm]

okay

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[cuddledhormone]

Something something let me post my b/w furry vent comic real quick

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[natalieironside]

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

[conzoop]

happy skeleton warrior week, keep those bones strong!

[vedurnan]

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

dr pepper is and always will be god tier soda. fuck blue lives.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

[albertnatural]

wow. OP was definitely a Pupa: The Transition Stage when the wrote this 😂😂😬

[miquellakind]

can i at least get a 1 year voyage guided by compassion? how about a week of eden. maybe the love could break across the horizon for one single moment. it may be enough

[herpsandbirds]

American Pipe Snake aka False Coral Snake (Anilius scytale), family Aniliidae, found across much of South America

This family is monotypic, containing only this species.

This species is considered to be quite primitive in its anatomy.

Coral snake mimic.

photograph by Konrad Mebert

[miquellakind]

*sees a misguided post online*

oh my. i hope OP realized they need a clarifying bolus after that one!

#eldenring #consumables #bolus

[miquellakind]

in a kinder world, you would not have to choose between 1 dollar or 2 dollar.

[geigercuntter]

Let’s have so many fucking issues and problems together