My Tits Are Pointing Towards The Future

Moss || 24 || They/them Call me Dave Meltzer the way I’m giving every thing the Bucks do Five Stars

[checkovsbigshow]

wahoo it’s an intro post

I’m Moss, 25, they/them lesbian. By day, I’m a middle school art teacher who then goes home to be a lil wrasslin goblin in peace so I don’t suplex a 6th grader.

This is an 18+ Space, I will be Objectifying the Men and spend too much time around the younguns already, thanks. Buy your local teacher a coffee, also check out comms and stickers (stickers in progress)

Art Tag!

As the great American Philosopher Ettore “Big E” Ewen once said:

“Y’all want a great match? Nah. Bump that. I want to see two Big Men, with Big Chests and Big Muscles, Bumpin’ Meat. That’s why I’m here.”

[makiitoh]

EXCALIBUR GAY PRIDE NECKTIE

[moxleyrollins]

AEW: SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER | 06.10.26

[unintentionaloracle]

Pretty much what I thought the outcome would be. Brody fought well though. Death Ospreay vs Dangerous Swerve, then.

[makiitoh]

max coming out of his well to promo at mankind

[finndoesntwantthis]

gotta love how mox is a good father fighting to avenge his stupid son wheeler, not many such cases in pro wrestling!!!

[dynamitekansai]

[survivingtheasylum]

[survivingtheasylum]

[princedevitt]

[diamantefangs]

[xeansicemane]

This is kinda ominous ngl

[vexwerewolf]

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[wherefore-whinnies]

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

[mjfass]

to moxley talking about removing an eyeball from the skull: i hope somebody has a recording of that. i want to watch an educational video of how to remove an eyeball from the skull hosted by moxley

The sound he made with the demonstration will stay with me forever

[riku-usi]

🐊🐊

[only-cat-memes]

[forgwater]

[joearlikelikeswrestling]

[sayuupi]

Yellow flower 🌼

[reynard61]

Let's ambush mama! 😼