Detention?
âPlay Buffy,â excuse me? First of all, I dress way more fashionably than she does and Iâd be insulted if I thought you knew what you were saying, but Iâm cutting you slack on your pop-culture-references on account of the whole robot-thing. WellâŠand okay, maybe Iâm not much more fashionable honestly, but at least I have better taste in boys. And secondly, for the record, no I donât have to âplay Buffy,â thanks, but that doesnât give you the right to be condescending to me, you â you useless tin can. At least I can fight the bad guys, which is more than you can say, isnât it? So maybe donât dismiss my âgallivantingâ when all you can do is play dress-up while the actual fighters are off risking their lives and doing important things.
Yeah â like the equivalent of decades more, actually, when you think about it. Youâve been alive for centuries and you fought once. Iâve been alive for fourteen years and Iâve fought hundreds of battles. So maybe you should trust my judgement, given that ratio. And donât talk to me about the âbigger picture.â I didnât risk anything bigger picture-level. Itâs not like I turned into an elephant and stomped on the little turdâs head or otherwise gave away my morphing powers, okay? All I did was punch him. And considering he said that Jake was only into Cassie because he âthinks chubby chocolate tastes better,â I think I showed way more restraint than he deserved. Iâm practically Gandhi over here, really.
Hm, Iâll take your word on that one I think. Fashion has never been something Iâve paid an overt amount of attention to. The same goes for boys, and relationships in general, but thatâs beside the point. Besides, Iâm made from a material far superior to tin.
Rachel. I respect you. I respect your bravery. I respect all you have had to sacrifice. But if you ever insult me like that again, I will prove to you the loopholes in my programming. If you think that my lack of ability to engage in battle means I was any less involved in battles, youâre so wrong. How do you think Iâm able to strategise with you kids? I may not have laid hands on a tenth the number of enemies as you, but war takes more than soldiers on the ground. Believe me. Iâve seen more wars than you have aliens.
Well thatâs something, at least - God knows we donât need another animal related catastrophe in this school. But... Let me know if this kid says something like that again, okay? I might be able to work something out.
Rachel. Iâve met Ghandi. Thatâs not a good thing.









