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21 | francis abernathy | classics addict ( rp blog )

[bunnyzcor]

Felt a little silly this morning….so I gave Charles name to Alcoholics Anonymous ;)

I can’t wait to see how he reacts! He won’t know it’s me, right?

[charliemacaulay]

You dick! They'll be calling for months! I am not an alcoholic!

[bunnyzcor]

Charles, your taking your anger out on the wrong person. I NEVER would sign you up for Alcoholics Anonymous!

[charliemacaulay]

YOU JUST SAID YOU DID!! I AM NOT BLIND!

[bunnyzcor]

CAMILLA DID IT NOT ME!! SHE LITERALLY JUST TOLD ME SHE DID!!!!

[charliemacaulay]

CAMILLA WOULD NEVER SIGN ME UP FOR SOMETHING SO STUPID! SHE HASN'T DONE SOMETHING LIKE THAT SINCE WE WERE EIGHT!

[bunnyzcor]

The chances are slim….but never zero

[charliemacaulay]

You’re on thin ice, Bun. Watch yourself.

[cmacaulay476]

I didn’t do anything!!!!! I would never do that!!!

[bunnyzcor]

Camilla that is so mean of you…I can’t believe you’d do something like that…

Guys I think we need to kick Camilla out of our group for such a heinous act

[cheeerilyfrancis]

don’t be an ass, bun

[bunnyzcor]

I DIDNT DO IT CAMILLA DID

[cheeerilyfrancis]

i’m sorry but i believe milla over you

[cheeerilyfrancis]

i’m alive! i’m so sorry for my absence

[itsrichardnotjohn]

Oh, thank god! I was preparing for the worst possibilities...

[cheeerilyfrancis]

mourning me?

[itsrichardnotjohn]

I had picked out my funeral suit already

[cheeerilyfrancis]

awwww… im so glad to know you care 😘

[itsrichardnotjohn]

About what suit I wear? Of course. Your mother's going to be there...

[cheeerilyfrancis]

still trying to get in her pants, are you?

[bunnyzcor]

Felt a little silly this morning….so I gave Charles name to Alcoholics Anonymous ;)

I can’t wait to see how he reacts! He won’t know it’s me, right?

[charliemacaulay]

You dick! They'll be calling for months! I am not an alcoholic!

[bunnyzcor]

Charles, your taking your anger out on the wrong person. I NEVER would sign you up for Alcoholics Anonymous!

[charliemacaulay]

YOU JUST SAID YOU DID!! I AM NOT BLIND!

[bunnyzcor]

CAMILLA DID IT NOT ME!! SHE LITERALLY JUST TOLD ME SHE DID!!!!

[charliemacaulay]

CAMILLA WOULD NEVER SIGN ME UP FOR SOMETHING SO STUPID! SHE HASN'T DONE SOMETHING LIKE THAT SINCE WE WERE EIGHT!

[bunnyzcor]

The chances are slim….but never zero

[charliemacaulay]

You’re on thin ice, Bun. Watch yourself.

[cmacaulay476]

I didn’t do anything!!!!! I would never do that!!!

[bunnyzcor]

Camilla that is so mean of you…I can’t believe you’d do something like that…

Guys I think we need to kick Camilla out of our group for such a heinous act

[cheeerilyfrancis]

don’t be an ass, bun

[cheeerilyfrancis]

i’m alive! i’m so sorry for my absence

[itsrichardnotjohn]

Oh, thank god! I was preparing for the worst possibilities...

[cheeerilyfrancis]

mourning me?

[itsrichardnotjohn]

I had picked out my funeral suit already

[cheeerilyfrancis]

awwww… im so glad to know you care 😘

[cheeerilyfrancis]

i’m alive! i’m so sorry for my absence

[itsrichardnotjohn]

Oh, thank god! I was preparing for the worst possibilities...

[cheeerilyfrancis]

mourning me?

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

Dying from lack of attention ( Henry’s asleep I hate him 1 trillion for it )

[charliemacaulay]

Praying on your downfall.

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

UNPROVOKED???

[charliemacaulay]

Sooooorryyyy....

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

I . Made a friendsip braclet for you . . .

[cheeerilyfrancis]

i want one too

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

God now I have to steal ANOTHER one ? ?

[cheeerilyfrancis]

wait you STOLE THEM? i thought you made them!

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

Steal is slang for make , stupid

[cheeerilyfrancis]

i’m not the stupid one, dear

[cheeerilyfrancis]

i’m alive! i’m so sorry for my absence

[catchymemes]

[itsrichardnotjohn]

This is Bunny.

[cheeerilyfrancis]

you are absolutely right

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

Dying from lack of attention ( Henry’s asleep I hate him 1 trillion for it )

[charliemacaulay]

Praying on your downfall.

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

UNPROVOKED???

[charliemacaulay]

Sooooorryyyy....

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

I . Made a friendsip braclet for you . . .

[cheeerilyfrancis]

i want one too

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

God now I have to steal ANOTHER one ? ?

[cheeerilyfrancis]

wait you STOLE THEM? i thought you made them!

[bunnyzcor]

Being nice, day 1:

Francis is very fag!!

Edit// **fab

[cheeerilyfrancis]

excuse me?

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

Dying from lack of attention ( Henry’s asleep I hate him 1 trillion for it )

[charliemacaulay]

Praying on your downfall.

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

UNPROVOKED???

[charliemacaulay]

Sooooorryyyy....

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

I . Made a friendsip braclet for you . . .

[cheeerilyfrancis]

i want one too

[charliemacaulay]

I’m jealous and it is all my fault.

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

What happened Chucky???

[charliemacaulay]

I’m lamenting because I’m jealous of Richard of all people.

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

My god , stop it ! You’re a fine looking fellow with an easy personality , why are you jealous of him of all people ?

[charliemacaulay]

My life is over! He is taking all of Francis’ attention! I don’t know how to feel..

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

Ahhh I know how you feel . . . But I dint know u and Franny were best mates . I have a tip for you : if u want Francis attention , be mean and rude and yell at him and act like a brash jerk — he won’t stop thinking about you :) ! It works for me !

[charliemacaulay]

I don’t think that’d work .. Francis is sweet.

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

Hmmm then maybe cry and beg him idk

[cheeerilyfrancis]

are you giving advice to charles based on how you act to henry?

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

Yes

[cheeerilyfrancis]

that’s not very platonic, bun

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

Why ????

[cheeerilyfrancis]

bc you’re equating me and charles to you and henry…

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

Wait , you have SEX WITN CHARLES ????

[cheeerilyfrancis]

bunny… you didn’t know that???

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

HOW WAS I SIPPISED TO MNOW ???? Please tell me you wear socks for the love of all that is holy

[cheeerilyfrancis]

why would i wear socks???

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

It cancels the gay ??

[cheeerilyfrancis]

WAIT YOU AND HENRY HAVE GAY SEX???????

[hmwinter1]

NO.

[cheeerilyfrancis]

what is he talking about then?!?!!

[hmwinter1]

NOTHING.

….ignore him. Idiot.

[cheeerilyfrancis]

sorry, henry. i will

[bunnyzcor]

When judgement day comes, just know none of you bitches are safe. (You know who you are Henry).

[cmacaulay476]

Do you think you are safe bun?

[bunnyzcor]

Yep!

[cmacaulay476]

Oh how interesting

[bunnyzcor]

I think you are a little confused, my dear Camilla. Let me explain: I’m the one judging!

[cmacaulay476]

And why is that? I wasn’t aware you are god

[bunnyzcor]

Well obviously god loves me because I don’t sin unlike you guys

[cmacaulay476]

Um you don’t? Sure thing…

[bunnyzcor]

Well of course and I can give you a list of why

- I’m straight

- I don’t kill people

[cmacaulay476]

… do you really believe that?

[bunnyzcor]

Why wouldn’t I?

[cheeerilyfrancis]

because objectively, it’s wrong

[bunnyzcor]

When judgement day comes, just know none of you bitches are safe. (You know who you are Henry).

[cmacaulay476]

Do you think you are safe bun?

[bunnyzcor]

Yep!

[cmacaulay476]

Oh how interesting

[cheeerilyfrancis]

well, surprises are always fun!!!

[new-neanias]

rating things I have had written on my receipt when I’ve ordered food:

1. richard: I mean, obviously. 10/10.

2. mitchell: this isn’t even close but at least it’s still a name? 8/10.

3. richer: well. manifesting? 6/10.

4. richerd: I don’t like it. 4/10.

5. wicher: ???? 0/10.

[cheeerilyfrancis]

people need to learn how to spell

[itsrichardnotjohn]

I was just called a diva is that good or bad?

[cheeerilyfrancis]

depends on the context.

[itsrichardnotjohn]

Went to Judy's dorm to take sleeping pills and took like 5-6 pills and this random girl walks in and asks me if im planning to kill myself and I, as a joke, tell her I am. Then she nods and says "You go diva!"

[cheeerilyfrancis]

honestly, i think she meant it as a good thing. though, i do hope it was a joke. you better not die

[itsrichardnotjohn]

Honestly who knows whether it's a joke or not. I certainly don't.

[cheeerilyfrancis]

richard… you can talk to me, you know? i have those thoughts sometimes too. they’re awful

[rcsherriff]

my friends don’t actually like me! richard papen moment!!!

[itsrichardnotjohn]

:(

[cheeerilyfrancis]

that’s not true! i’m quite fond of you!

[itsrichardnotjohn]

You're made of sugar and spice and everything nice.

[cheeerilyfrancis]

oh? well, thank you. you’re made of very nice things too 🥹