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the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you were a pleasure to have in class

kuuhaiyu

read my “my spirit academia” au

idontlikedicktionaries

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

George samsa in metamorphosis: I've turned into a beetle and while that is a little freaky I'm also late for work and that, above everything else, is the most terrifying thing about this whole predicament

#This man.#I swear #He's what every capitalist billionaire ceo wants #George samsa: minimum wage worker extreme edition #Guy worries about getting clothes on while he's a beetle #He had to be flipped over on his bed because otherwise he probably would have gone to work like normal #I can picture it now #Giant beetle standing at the station waiting for the train #He has a briefcase #The people around him are in mild panic like do I say smth I don't wanna be rude #I need someone to draw that scene now #screaming crying frothing at the mouth #franz kafka #metamorphosis

Franz Kafka is literally a maniac.

He wrote a story about a man who turns into a beetle, gives us minimal backstory and no explanation, and literally everyone eats it up.

Iconic

#franz kafka #Hey guess what I'm reading another new book again #We Stan one(1) freaky German man #Guy comes up with the wildest shit and turns it into something vaguely horrifying #kafkaesque

Rip Nikolai Gogol, you would've loved Tumblr.

#What if- what if this one guy lost his nose and all the characters involved #Were super confused and panicked #Then he gets his nose back and his life goes back to normal. Wouldn't that just be so fucked up?#Nikolai gogol #The Overcoat #The Nose #Diary of a Madman #He gets it #He understands #The original shitposter #-Gogol about to write The nose #He must've been high #He had a high-dea and then sobered up and still decided to write about it #This guy is wack #I love him give me more

stainedinink-deactivated2026041

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

BEHOLD A MAN

I love looking at old novels written by dead guys with The Queer Eye. It's what they would've wanted. Or, at least, they're not complaining

a (trans) man runs off with his lover to escape an arranged marriage and pursue their dreams of being musicians and is accidentally followed by his ex-fiance who's actually an escaped prisoner running from the law who was pretending to be a Gentleman (tm). Who is also in love with him(before he transitioned) still and doesn't know that "she" is a he.

Also this is from a novel written in the 1800s. It took me 1050 pages to get here, but this. this.

misa-ndry

^ clearly hasnt read crime and punishment. razumikhin did all that just for you to just say theres no yaoi in c&p ?????? shut the fuck up

sasepsilon

luckytreecomputer

the Count of Monte Cristo, pointing to his servants: YOU'RE INCOMPETENT, YOU'RE INCOMPETENT, YOU'RE INCOMPETENT

The Count: not you, Ali, you're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here

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The Count: I am darkness, I am night, and I am the avenging angel in your nightmares.

The Count: omg Julie!!!! Hiiii :))))!!!!!

the Count of Monte Cristo, pointing to his servants: YOU'RE INCOMPETENT, YOU'RE INCOMPETENT, YOU'RE INCOMPETENT

The Count: not you, Ali, you're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here

Ali: :)

luckytreecomputer

Alexander Dumas: hey, wanna see something really fucked up?

Alexander Dumas: writes The Count of Monte Cristo

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In hindsight, perhaps the entire reason he wrote this was so he could make a fucked-up fairytale guy.

Nothing like your favorite character going a little bit feral while two guys in the background watch horrified to put you in a good mood

Alexander Dumas: hey, wanna see something really fucked up?

Alexander Dumas: writes The Count of Monte Cristo

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