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[wizard0rb]

i love stories where its just one guy’s really bad day

[new-neanias]

What are you getting me for a Christmas present

well, I don’t know, bun…what do you want? I’ll see what I can do

[bunnyzcor]

Hmm….I want 200$ cash, gift cards, one of those huge holiday popcorn buckets, a bag of candy, plane ticket to Paris, and a new designer watch!

[new-neanias]

hm. I should be able to make at least one of those things happen.

[new-neanias]

What are you getting me for a Christmas present

well, I don’t know, bun…what do you want? I’ll see what I can do

[new-neanias]

I think I need glasses…

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

copy cat !

[new-neanias]

if I could not need them, I would

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

Well , if you NUST wear one :

1 . Don’t get round spexs

2 . Don’t get the monocles they look stupid anyway

3 . Don’t get gold rims

Capeesh ?

[new-neanias]

thanks for the, uh, advice…what would you suggest I do get?

[new-neanias]

I think I need glasses…

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

copy cat !

[new-neanias]

if I could not need them, I would

[new-neanias]

I think I need glasses…

[new-neanias]

the tension between me and giving up on studying for my latin final

[new-neanias]

rating things I have had written on my receipt when I’ve ordered food:

1. richard: I mean, obviously. 10/10.

2. mitchell: this isn’t even close but at least it’s still a name? 8/10.

3. richer: well. manifesting? 6/10.

4. richerd: I don’t like it. 4/10.

5. wicher: ???? 0/10.

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

dickie boyyyy . next time just say dick they can't go wrong with that . or richie . or dickie .( also that mf was caling you the witcher . . . )

[new-neanias]

I’m certain they could find a way to mess up all of those… I guess I could do john? even papen?? or maybe I’ll just never order food again.

[new-neanias]

rating things I have had written on my receipt when I’ve ordered food:

1. richard: I mean, obviously. 10/10.

2. mitchell: this isn’t even close but at least it’s still a name? 8/10.

3. richer: well. manifesting? 6/10.

4. richerd: I don’t like it. 4/10.

5. wicher: ???? 0/10.

[charliemacaulay]

Hi Mitchell!

[new-neanias]

haha! no.

[new-neanias]

rating things I have had written on my receipt when I’ve ordered food:

1. richard: I mean, obviously. 10/10.

2. mitchell: this isn’t even close but at least it’s still a name? 8/10.

3. richer: well. manifesting? 6/10.

4. richerd: I don’t like it. 4/10.

5. wicher: ???? 0/10.

[cheeerilyfrancis]

lmao does anyone else just feel sad all the time?

[new-neanias]

november hits and it’s like clockwork

(can I help?)

[new-neanias]

head. hurts

[bunnyzcor]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN OLDIES!!!! How many shots do you think I need to make Richard and Henry drink before they dress up with me?

[cmacaulay476]

At least 4, what are you dressing as?

[bunnyzcor]

Well, I was thinking….either a deer killer or Henry! OH! Hear me out Camilla, Halloween party at the cabin!

[cmacaulay476]

Honestly why not!! That sounds interesting

[bunnyzcor]

And who’s gunna be bringing the snacks and treats because I hate a Halloween party without drinks and junk food! I can give you a list of all the candy I want if you’d like.

[cmacaulay476]

I will bring a few.

[bunnyzcor]

A few? ….cheap….

How about I make a list assigning everyone (but myself) what to bring!?

[cmacaulay476]

Depends on what the list says

[bunnyzcor]

So this is the list I made (anything that says bunny only means that it’s only for me to have and nobody else can have any.)

Camilla and Charles: you guys are kinda poor so I won’t make you bring too much just Halloween cookies (MUST BE HOMEMADE).

Henry: two large bags of candy (one will be for bunny only) and 200$ (bunny only)

Richard: Cakes, must be several different types (bunny only), a bottle of scotch (bunny only)

Francis: Shots and several expensive different wines.

Sound good? Yay! Thanks, I’m very excited!

[new-neanias]

oh… sorry, bun, I won’t be able to make it

[bunnyzcor]

What do you MEAN “you can’t make it”?

[new-neanias]

I mean…I can’t bring those things with me

[bunnyzcor]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN OLDIES!!!! How many shots do you think I need to make Richard and Henry drink before they dress up with me?

[cmacaulay476]

At least 4, what are you dressing as?

[bunnyzcor]

Well, I was thinking….either a deer killer or Henry! OH! Hear me out Camilla, Halloween party at the cabin!

[cmacaulay476]

Honestly why not!! That sounds interesting

[bunnyzcor]

And who’s gunna be bringing the snacks and treats because I hate a Halloween party without drinks and junk food! I can give you a list of all the candy I want if you’d like.

[cmacaulay476]

I will bring a few.

[bunnyzcor]

A few? ….cheap….

How about I make a list assigning everyone (but myself) what to bring!?

[cmacaulay476]

Depends on what the list says

[bunnyzcor]

So this is the list I made (anything that says bunny only means that it’s only for me to have and nobody else can have any.)

Camilla and Charles: you guys are kinda poor so I won’t make you bring too much just Halloween cookies (MUST BE HOMEMADE).

Henry: two large bags of candy (one will be for bunny only) and 200$ (bunny only)

Richard: Cakes, must be several different types (bunny only), a bottle of scotch (bunny only)

Francis: Shots and several expensive different wines.

Sound good? Yay! Thanks, I’m very excited!

[new-neanias]

oh… sorry, bun, I won’t be able to make it

[written-by-baudelaire]

is it socially acceptable to smoke a cigarette and down 4 tylenol to cure a headache? asking for a friend

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

Who gave you that self-help tip? Henry?

[written-by-baudelaire]

bold of you to assume henry knows anything about self help, let alone enough to give people tips

[new-neanias]

well, I mean, it seems likely enough that he would also cure a headache with a cigarette and tylenol

[written-by-baudelaire]

do people still interact with each other on this app? i feel like a bear waking up from hibernation.

[new-neanias]

aren’t bears usually about to go into hibernation right about now?

[new-neanias]

when I moved to vermont I expected it to not still be 80° at the end of october. when does it get cold?

[cheeerilyfrancis]

very soon! best start making sure you’re bundled up! hypothermia is a terrible way to go!

[new-neanias]

huh. I guess I should get a coat.

[cheeerilyfrancis]

YOU DONT HAVE A COAT?????

for goodness sake just borrow one of mine!

[new-neanias]

no—I mean, thank you, but no, you really don’t have to

we were never really big on the coats… scene… over in california, that’s all

[cheeerilyfrancis]

i’ll drop it off tomorrow. you need a coat, richard

[new-neanias]

…thank you