CHEEKY MAGIC XIV

THRIVE ANYWAY.

[cheekymagicxiv]

Capitol Switchboard (202-224-3121)

Good afternoon,

My name is [???] and I am a resident of [CITY, STATE] at zip code [12345], and I am highly concerned by our President's escalatory rhetoric surrounding the hostilities between Iran and Israel. Senator Tim Kaine has just filed the War Powers Resolution to Prevent War with Iran, and I want to hear that as my [Senator/Representative], you support this resolution, which underscores that Congress (NOT the President) has the sole power to declare war, as laid out in the Constitution—a document which you swore an oath to uphold. The resolution requires that any hostilities with Iran must be explicitly authorized by a Congressional declaration of war or specific authorization for use of military force, and would not prevent the United States from defending itself from imminent attack. You need to stand up to our President and his reckless warmongering. Will you be supporting this resolution?

If a voicemail: I would like a call back at 123-456-7890 to be informed of your stance on this issue.

Your constituents need to know that you will do everything you can to keep us safe.

[depsidase]

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

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[depsidase]

[nudityandnerdery]

Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.

[alicewhimzy]

GO FORTH AND SEW THE SEEDS OF CHAOS! FLY MY PRETTIES! FLY! 🤡😈

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I ordered new water bottle stickers and bookbag pins. White background images are from Red bubble, and the rest are from Hearth Kvlt.

Over 700,000 creatives worldwide making things like shirts, stickers, phone cases, and pillows weirdly meaningful. Find your thing or open y

[cheekymagicxiv]

Just pointing out one more time that the gutting of our government is DESIGNED to sow trauma/chaos, because the INTENDED OUTCOME is the COLLAPSE of our nation. Curtis Yarvin's "dark enlightenment" seeks a eugenicist collapse of the US and a balkanization of our land into feudal "Network States" run by tech oligarchs, where they become neo-monarchs and the rest of us become either serfs, enforcers, or corpses. This is why Peter Thiel and Praxis want Greenland. They are gunning intentionally for societal collapse so they can divide the spoils. JD Vance is an acolyte of Yarvin.

This is also why their imminent Fort Knox stunt to "go check on the gold" will segue into a looting of our treasury via a federal crypto scam into Trump's "sovereign" account and the pockets of the tech bros. They are also, I'm sure, counting on the current dictator to die soon so Vance can be counted on to carry out the direct wishes of Thiel and his other technocratic masters. Our country is not long for this world if we don't stop this, and FAST.

GOP senators and congressmen are so short-sighted and willing to compromise our liberties and social safety net to score meaningless culture-war victories for their rabid evangelical constituents. They have no idea what is being planned above their pay grade and are enabling it through ignorance.

There are simply too many Christofascists, anarcho-capitalists, and "good Germans" in the way. We can't be as polite as we have been thus far. We need to drop the rules, norms, and bipartisanship and MOBILIZE. But we don't know who the leader of the resistance is, and we are slow to coalesce.

[theconcealedweapon]

[cheekymagicxiv]

[teaboot]

Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

[teaboot]

Again: But you aren’t the *real* you when you’re on your pills

Me: I’m the alive version of me

[teaboot]

An actual doctor, once: “Relying On A Chemical Crutch For A Hormonal Imbalance Denies The Fortitude Of The Human Soul”

Me: Cool so like I’m agnostic

[inner-muse]

They: “But you might be on pills the rest of your life!”

Me: “So?”

[illnessisnteasy]

Good! That means that I have a “rest of” my life to continue living!

Thanks to the pills.

[erinptah-admin]

Meanwhile, no person ever: “You should think about giving up your insulin/antiretrovirals/beta blockers/anti-rejection drugs/prosthetic legs/daily multivitamin, because using those your whole life is bad for some reason”

[teaboot]

Oh no, they do that too.

[living-deciduously]

I have a kidney transplant. A woman once told me she didn’t believe in organ transplants and that people should just die when they’re meant to. 

[teaboot]

Sounds like a great set-up for a murder

[teaboot]

People who are fully healthy, fit and neurotypical seem to think they are that way because they’re doing something right that the rest of us haven’t thought of, and not just because they got lucky

[gehayi]

Speaking of the luck of the non-disabled…I once terrorized a Karen who was using me to teach her entitled kid that disabled people are Other and should not be treated with respect. I told her (truthfully) that until I was twenty-eight, I wasn’t visibly disabled. Then a defective chromosome that I hadn’t known about kicked in. So my luck ran out. But until then, I had been normal–just…like…her. 

The sheer terror on her face as the concept of “You mean I’ve just been lucky so far?” seeped into her brain was a thing of beauty.

[missjudge-me]

People who are fully healthy, fit and neurotypical seem to think they are that way because they’re doing something right that the rest of us haven’t thought of, and not just because they got lucky

[deeksspeaksandsneaks-deactivate]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[ankoku-jin]

“You are one stroke of bad luck, common viral illness, or traumatic event away from being just like me” is honestly the most terrifying thing you can tell an abled person - and you should. I was healthy and fit and doing everything ‘right’ too - right up until some inner switch flipped and my body crumbled right out from under me.

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

Okay so we have this huge problem with forgetting about everything that’s happened by the time the next election rolls around so I’d like to keep a running list of things as they’re happening to help remind us when the 2026 midterms roll around. And please add to this if I’ve missed anything.

January 2025:

Donald Trump pardoned 1500 people who participated in the insurrection of January 6th, including those who violently assaulted and nearly killed police officers.

Donald Trump has declared that trans and non-binary people don’t exist.

Donald Trump is working towards firing everyone in the government who isn’t loyal to him.

Donald Trump has effectively fired everyone who he claims is an “illegal DEI hire” …whatever that means

Donald Trump pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement and the World Health Organization

Congress are trying to pass the Laken Riley Act to, effectively, round up every immigrant in the country, including LEGAL immigrants

Donald Trump removed caps on prescription drug prices.

Donald Trump wants to withhold federal aid to help combat the LA wildfires and help the thousands of people who have been displaced and lost their homes.

The Department of Justice has put a hold on all civil rights cases.

Donald Trump has cut off aid to Ukraine.

Laken Riley Act has been passed by Congress and is awaiting being signed into law by the President. Here’s the breakdown of the votes: House Senate

Donald Trump purged a dozen inspectors general from the federal government and intends to replace them all with people loyal to him.

Pete Hegseth has been confirmed as Secretary of Defense. Here’s the breakdown of how the Senate voted. Note, it was a 50-50 tie that JD Vance had to break.

Donald Trump imposed a 25% tariff on Colombia after the Colombian government turned away two airplanes carrying migrants. Columbia has retaliated by imposing a 25% tariff of its own on US goods.

Donald Trump has also issued a travel ban for Colombian citizens and revoked visas from Colombian migrants coming to the US.

Donald Trump has now backed off the tariffs and other threats against Colombia. Note for future reference: this comes just hours after Trump made the threat in the first place and he and the Colombian president got into a big fight on social media.

Nearly 1,000 migrants were arrested mostly in Chicago on January 26th by ICE and ICE has been told to meet a quota of 75 migrant arrests every day.

Donald Trump rescinded an anti-discrimination executive order from Lyndon B. Johnson

Donald Trump signed an executive order banning trans people from serving in the military and also ordered that people who were discharged for refusing to get mandatory vaccines be reinstated.

Donald Trump has frozen all federal grants to institutions.

After pressure from state governments, activist groups, and the general public, the White House has rolled back some of the freezes on federal funding.

Representative Andy Ogles (R-TN) has proposed a change to the 22nd Amendment to allow Donald Trump, specifically, to serve a third term.

Donald Trump is trying to fire all federal employees who don’t want to return to the office (work-from-home saves the federal government millions of taxpayer dollars in overhead). He also sent an email to federal employees saying that if they’re not loyal to him, they’ll be investigated.

Donald Trump has signed the Laken Riley Act into law.

Donald Trump has said he doesn’t think Palestinians should be allowed to return to Gaza but instead should be sent to Egypt and Jordan.

Native Americans have been targeted by ICE raids.

Donald Trump has ordered undocumented immigrants to be sent to Guantanamo Bay

Donald Trump signed an executive order to expand federal funding for school choice programs. [x]

Donald Trump signed an executive order saying that he will deport visa-holding students who protest against Israel. [x]

Donald Trump has blamed DEI for the plane crash that killed 67 people in Washington D. C. [x]

Donald Trump signed an executive order that schools should no longer teach about racism and discrimination. And that schools should only teach history that is “patriotic” [x]

Florida Representative Anna Paulina Luna wants to add Donald Trump’s face to Mount Rushmore. [x]

Trump’s Department of Education has called book bans a hoax. [x]

The Department of Justice has barred certain news outlets from receiving information from the Pentagon. [x]

The Trump administration has fired multiple FBI officials who investigated the January 6th insurrection. [x]

February 2025

I’ll keep adding to this list as new things come up and, again, please feel free to add anything I’ve missed. I know that in this world of constant news it’s easy to forget, so let’s give our future selves a little help!

[notlemoncello]