𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓶𝔃𝔂

Just trying to do what I love :) 21+ any pronouns

[alicewhimzy]

✨I MADE ALFREDO MOTHERFUCKERS!✨

I accomplished something I've never done before and now I feel good about myself.

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[xeno-lalia]

I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

[alicewhimzy]

Where did you get this thing? Cause I want one!!!

🔨🪛🔨🪛🔨🪛🔨🪛🔨

[herofied004]

HOW TO WIN! THE ALGORITHM!!!1!!!! ! !1!

But seriously.

The algorithms that run our shared cognitive space, our shared collective inter-net... these things are not some ineffable thing. The algorithm *ain't* something that can be won over. The algorithm is this: its our shared human values, our shared love and our shared hate. It bends to what is on the collective mind, and banishes to the shadow what society tends to like to avoid. It brings to light our fears and our anguish, and it brings to light the ways that we divide ourselves, because talking about those things is what is important to all of us right now. So lets use some imagination. What if we talked about things that were hopeful? What if we talked about ways in which we helped our communities? What if we talked about the beauty of the sun filtering through the window, even on a hot summer day? What if we decided that beautiful things, not superficial; TRULY beautiful things were what mattered to us, collectively? What if we decided that everyone looked beautiful, or had aspects of themselves that were beautiful? I think the algorithm would have no choice but to bend to that collective decision. It'd be as E.Z. as like, share, tweet! Sharing the things we love, and want to see more of... I think that's how we break AI. I think that's how we break the algorithm. I think... that's how we come to see one another as humans worth living amongst and saving our living planet for. ...Please?

[alicewhimzy]

Sounds like a good idea to me.

[alicewhimzy]

What is the plural of Bluetooth?

Bluetooths

Blueteeth

Secret Third Option™ (comment)

Voting ended onJul 14

This is gonna drive me nuts, please halp.

[alicewhimzy]

When the bard's party ditches him:

Don't worry, he'll catch up eventually. He always does.

[alicewhimzy]

I'm gonna try this hot new thing where I post more often. Not only that, I'm gonna post positive stuff more often, cause we all need it. So with that in mind:

Brilliantly Determined Brit Discovers Declaration!

Rare 1776 Declaration of Independence Discovered by National Archives in UK–One of Only 11 Known to Survive

A 1776 printing of the US Declaration of Independence, one of just 11 known to survive, was discovered by a National Archives volunteer in U

I know it was taken from a privateer ship not a pirate ship... But like...

In my HEART it was a pirate ship!

📰🌞💖

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[alicewhimzy]

I'm having a wonderous time to spite crazy stupid hard times. My whimsy is an act of self love in resistance to defeatism. Without hope there cannot be change, and without positivity, there cannot be hope. I bite my thumb at pessimism.

𝒱𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓁𝓎, 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒽 𝒽𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝓎𝒶𝑜𝒾.

[alicewhimzy]

Hmm. What did I do today?

I did some sketching, spent some quality time with my family, I rode my bike and went thrift shopping, got a bag, read a book.

That's pretty much it.

🎶White coller crime in america,🎶

🎶Terrible time in america,🎶

🎶Run by the rich in america,🎶

🎶LIFE IS A BITCH IN AMERICA!🎶

[alicewhimzy]

In view of the fact that the Trumped up administration is ending support for 988, here is pflag.org.

Support Hotlines - PFLAG

They have a list of LGBTQ+ support hotlines, including The Trevor Project (which I've already showcased), The Trans Lifeline, The National Runaway Safeline, and many more. Please reblog and spread this website wherever you can. These resources save lives that those in power want dead. Please and thank you very much.

Have a happy and safe Pride!

[alicewhimzy]

hewwo, do you wike the omegaverse??? uwu

No. In fact, I hate it.

Bestiality, rape, systematic oppression and fetishization of all three wadded up in one vomit-inducing package. Spare me.

Now perish.

[alicewhimzy]

This will probably be the last charity showcase post made in June, but it is NOT the last post I will make on lgbtq charities. I've been very busy with personal stuff, so I haven't been able to post much, but I want to bring as much attention to this as I can, and if that means I need to post stuff after pride month ends, well that just makes me better than the corpos. Anyway, here's the Pride Foundation!

We build a better, safer, and more equitable world for LGBTQ+ people and their families in the Northwest.

Check them out, spread the word and donate if you can. Thank you very much and I hope your Pride Month was a good one. Let's keep the good vibes going on beyond June!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊

[alicewhimzy]

Sorry it's been a while, had to take care of some personal stuff.

Continuing with my Pride Month charity showcase, we have Trans Pride Initiative!

Trans Pride Initiative home page, providing a brief introduction and links to highlighted projects.

This organization has a lot of great resources from healthcare to housing issues. They also have options for name and gender marker changes, and an employment guide. They're good, check em out and if you can, donate. It helps a lot.

Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that my blog is in no way sponsored by any of these organizations. Thank you and

Happy Pride!🌈

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊

[alicewhimzy]

Happy Pride Month 2026 Everyone!

I've been really busy with some personal stuff so I don't have any art ready to post just yet. Instead I thought this year I'd do something a little different. I'm going to showcase lgbt+ charities that you can donate to, or reblog to get them out there. The lgbt+ community needs support now more than ever and I want to spread the word about ways that people can help.

Starting with the one and only Trevor Project:

Support Homepage

The Trevor Project is a non-profit suicide prevention organization that provides 24/7 crisis support services, research, and advocacy for LG

More to come. Thank you very much and have a safe and happy pride!

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊

[razerbackbitch]

wait who’s on first

[alicewhimzy]

I'm asking YOU who's on first!!!

[razerbackbitch]

not sexual

[alicewhimzy]

"Fuck it, we ball."

[destielmemenews]

source 1

source 2

[kaban-bang]

[cricketcat9]

I need that t- shirt

[alicewhimzy]

Mexico decriminalizes abortion, extending Latin American trend of widening access

The country's Supreme Court ordered that abortion be removed from the federal penal code, ruling that national laws prohibiting the procedur

HOORAY!!!

I don't care if this happened over two years ago, this is the first I've heard about it and I still wanna spread the word!

[i-suggest-be-good-about-gender]

Reminder that there's no such thing as being "born male" or "born female!" The sex binary is made up bullshit used to justify the gender binary!

Do you mean: someone with a penis, testes, testosterone, flat chest, etc.? -> SAY THAT!

Do you mean: someone with a vulva, uterus, estrogen, large chest, etc.? -> SAY THAT!

Do you mean: someone with any combination of those traits? -> SAY THAT!

Be specific! Just say the anatomy! They're not dirty words! Help out your intersex friends!

[the-haiku-bot]

Do you mean: someone

with any combination

of those traits? -> SAY THAT!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[alicewhimzy]

They're not dirty words.

Help out your intersex friends.

Just be specific.