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The time I publicly destroyed un bigot at Starbucks
This might sound fake but I assure you, my life is stranger than fiction
Moi, minding my own affaires: Iโll have une baguette sโil vous plait
Some guy: *under his breath* A baguette? Get a life... they donโt even sell that here
Barista: Actually, oui, we do sell baguettes, does that bother you?
Some guy: *rolls eyes* imagine actually eating that
Moi: I donโt have to imagine *grabs my warm baguette and takes a good sassy chomp*
The guy: *notices my Eiffel Tower pin* Oh so youโre a Frenchgot? So you just donโt win wars? That figures
Moi: Oui, Iโm a proud โFrenchgotโ and that has nothing to do with my preferences in sustenance
Femme behind moi: Did you seriously just call that person a Frenchgot? What kind of monde are we living in?
Moi: Oui, Iโm used to it though.. thatโs what you get for being openly French it seems!
The guy: Iโm literally a gay man and I wonโt let you French freaks shame me for having gay s*x, people like you are hurting my community. Iโm gonna go have S*X with my boyfriend
Moi: Uhhhhh mon ami you were the one shaming me for buying a warm baguette and now youโre shoving the image of s*x down a sex repulsed Frenchโs throat... Non a good look. Et oui, je suis a proud French freak!
Femme: Iโve been an out French femme since the 4-20s et let me tell you, monsieur Gay, we have done nothing but further acceptance for your community et carry your community on our backs
Moi: You have the nerve to talk down to a French ancien? Vraiment?
Barista: *throws lโeau on the bigoted guy*
Barista: Well... I might lose my job for this, but at least I can say it was worth it.
Moi: *picks up ma warm baguette et hits him on la tรชte*
Bigot: I HATE FRENCH PEOPLE AND FRANCE. YOU ARE NOT EVEN HUMAN.
Moi: *loudly and proudly* une autre baguette, sโil vous plait, par la maison! I think Iโm owed it
Barista: You know it!
Bigot: *storms out crying*
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All I want is.... .. a ancient man.
tHey are installing hog feeding troughs in movie theaters for every marvel movie showing in the future
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canโt stop thinking about how the change for alucardโs character design between castlevania iii and castlevania symphony of the night was so dramatic that pretty much everyone forgot how he looked before and pretends this is how he has always been. what can i say except thank you for your service, miss ayami kojima
she took one look at this swagless sleazy car salesman looking half-vampire, went โthrow the whole thing awayโ and replaced all of him with the most iconic bishonen and princely design she could muster, this absolute hero. she elevated alucard from bbc dracula status to legendary regal twink status and she did it for us