The time I publicly destroyed un bigot at Starbucks
This might sound fake but I assure you, my life is stranger than fiction
Moi, minding my own affaires: Iโll have une baguette sโil vous plait
Some guy: *under his breath* A baguette? Get a life... they donโt even sell that here
Barista: Actually, oui, we do sell baguettes, does that bother you?
Some guy: *rolls eyes* imagine actually eating that
Moi: I donโt have to imagine *grabs my warm baguette and takes a good sassy chomp*
The guy: *notices my Eiffel Tower pin* Oh so youโre a Frenchgot? So you just donโt win wars? That figures
Moi: Oui, Iโm a proud โFrenchgotโ and that has nothing to do with my preferences in sustenance
Femme behind moi: Did you seriously just call that person a Frenchgot? What kind of monde are we living in?
Moi: Oui, Iโm used to it though.. thatโs what you get for being openly French it seems!
The guy: Iโm literally a gay man and I wonโt let you French freaks shame me for having gay s*x, people like you are hurting my community. Iโm gonna go have S*X with my boyfriend
Moi: Uhhhhh mon ami you were the one shaming me for buying a warm baguette and now youโre shoving the image of s*x down a sex repulsed Frenchโs throat... Non a good look. Et oui, je suis a proud French freak!
Femme: Iโve been an out French femme since the 4-20s et let me tell you, monsieur Gay, we have done nothing but further acceptance for your community et carry your community on our backs
Moi: You have the nerve to talk down to a French ancien? Vraiment?
Barista: *throws lโeau on the bigoted guy*
Barista: Well... I might lose my job for this, but at least I can say it was worth it.
Moi: *picks up ma warm baguette et hits him on la tรชte*
Bigot: I HATE FRENCH PEOPLE AND FRANCE. YOU ARE NOT EVEN HUMAN.
Moi: *loudly and proudly* une autre baguette, sโil vous plait, par la maison! I think Iโm owed it
Bigot: *storms out crying*
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