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[my-name-is-anthony-gonsalves]

🦇 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐭 🦇

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

Ahh, so you've found your way here.

Welcome, Gotham’s people to my small orbit on the internet.

🔺 About me:

⸻ He/Him

⸻ Currently 20 and happily committed.

⸻ Loves:

Writing and Storytelling ✍🏻

Humor with Kalesh ❤️‍🔥

Songs (fav genre: Desi R&B and Pop) 🎧

Deep emotional connections 🎀

Mystery, suspense, philosophy, psychology, fictional alter-egos, dark aesthetics 🖤

Bittersweet nostalgia ❤️‍🩹

⸻ Dislikes:

Lies

Not getting food on time

🔺About this blog:

⸻ A mix of poetry, rants and sometimes silly quotes to break the mood.

🔺 List:

@modern-ghalib - Personal

@my-name-is-anthony-gonsalves - Mixed up

@cheeni-baapu - Brain rot jokes

[cheeni-baapu]

Aaja mere bacche tujhe Savana se kapde dilwata hoon.

[cheeni-baapu]

Thode paise aajaye mere pass toh sabse pehle toh main yeh Raju Mistry ko badlunga;

Harr acchi interior designs ko dekh kar kehta hai bhaiya yeh toh nahi chalega, Ai hai, kharab ho jaayega jaldi. 🫩😑

Gadha ram khud toh koi skills sikha nahi hai mujhe bhi ideas implement karne nahi deta hai. 🫠

[cheeni-baapu]

Imagine if mangoes didn't have that big aah stone in the middle and u could just eat them without any interference!

i wouldn't know how to act *slams desk*

[cheeni-baapu]

Soo i was bored when i thought about this joke.

A man asks another man: Bhai tu "Current" affairs nahi pardhta hai kya?!

So the other guy replies: Nahi mere aise "Shock" nahi hai.

[cheeni-baapu]

ABCD (Any Body Can Dance) except Pappu (cuz pappu can't dance sala)

[cheeni-baapu]

I miss when applications and software used to come with one-time purchase cuz what do you mean by I'd have to pay monthly for using Photoshop!?

[cheeni-baapu]

Helping my unemployed friend look for a job in order to reduce the amount of reels they send me.

[cheeni-baapu]

"AI will replace u" okay be an eldest son in an asian family.

[cheeni-baapu]

Mamata banerjee refuse to resign is the most mamata banerjee thing mamata banerjee has ever done.

[cheeni-baapu]

Can't even ride around to clear my mind no more~

My bike's fuel tank gone be clear before my mind is.

[cheeni-baapu]

THIS MADE MY DAY!!!!

badass ravikumar~ badass ravikumar~ badass ravikumar~

[cheeni-baapu]

Level of privacy in my house:

[cheeni-baapu]

A fool complains about a squeaky office chair~

A wise man uses it to camouflage his farts.

[cheeni-baapu]

So earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell?

[cheeni-baapu]

When i tell everyone i'm not in the mood to hangout and they catch me with my girlfriend.

(she doesn't drain my social energy)

[cheeni-baapu]

I wanna go shopping, but not with my own money~