Unregistered ethanol girl

Irena, UK timezones sorry, she/her, XXIX, I'm not a cop I have betrayed my meows to embrace my woofs 🏳️‍⚧️ = best country in the world

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

They said dress for the job you want not the job you have so I dressed like the wife who has been dead for 3 years

[innerchildabortionclinic]

mention bpd once in a post & every girl reblogs immediately

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[robotlyra]

The reason why McConnell is currently ambiguously dead is because KY law was recently amended to state that a vacant senate seat must be filled by a special election, but previously, the duty to fill a vacant senate seat was by appointment of the current governor. The present KY gov is a Democrat, and has the means to challenge the special elections rule in the state supreme court, under the argument that it is unconstitutional to governor's power as outlined in the KY state constitution. So given the risk of a Dem appointee who would become an incumbent to challenge, or a special election race in the middle of the Mamdani Endorsement DemSoc run on congressional seats, McConnell will remain in quantum superposition between life and death until there is no longer a risk of his republican power being challenged.

Which... you know, really is life in the American Fascist Era in a nutshell: a questionably dead or dying racist lich refusing to reliquinsh the ability to make all our lives miserable

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[briwhosaysni]

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

[teathattast]

[winonaparadise]

the thing is everyone wants both an emotional girlfriend and a sex girlfriend and when you're typecast as the emotional girlfriend you repeatedly get replaced when they find a sex girlfriend and have to suffer a few weeks of feeling like an unlovable piece of shit until they come crawling back to your dms like "so heyyy... she DIDN'T wanna talk about the character complexity of yugioh 5Ds can you believe it"

[winonaparadise]

i hope this doesn't come across as disparaging to the sex girlfriend, who is, if anything, a more powerful and self sufficient human being because she says things like "actually, i don't want you to play toys At me for hours on end" -- it's just that the emotional girlfriend loves to continuously step on rakes and bend herself backwards for the interests and needs of an individual who has decided to dripfeed her attention and affection in between saying inane shit that doesn't engage with her as a phsyical human being at all

[winonaparadise]

i also hope this doesn't come across as disparaging to yugioh 5ds. i like yugioh 5ds. the only thing i don't like mentioned in this post is myself.

[lunarblazes]

i bet it feels good as fuck to start swaying on your feet after overtaxing your magic reserves

[girlchomper]

My Ray Blanchard introject sorts the cis women I see at work into AGP and HSTS and somehow I'm the only one who feels bad at the end of the day

[tearsofrefugees]

German Parliament enacts law to combat fictitious paternities

What if a male German national who acknowledges the paternity of a foreigner's child to secure the mother's residence is not actually the re

[rememberthismeme]

[ubercharge]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[sickbitterandcoveredinglitter]

I don’t think healthy people every really get chronic illness.

I have a friend I know from when we were both 6. She is the only person living nearby and so she saw me go from walking through limping to wheelchair on a daily basis. I keep her updated on my health even tho we rarely hang out anymore. She was gonna come over yesterday and I had to cancel. She asked if I can’t hang out later that day. When I said i won’t feel better later, that if I feel that bad in the morning later will only get worse she got annoyed and “joked” that I’m just finding excuses. And I was surprised, she knows all about me being disabled after all? So, a bit taken aback, I told her it’s a normal thing for me.

“But you got the diagnosis now, aren’t you better?? I thought you’ll get better now”

She was honestly surprised and it made me realize a thing. They don’t get it. They don’t get that getting diagnosed only equals benefits like welfare or parking spot for us, and sometimes better pain meds but that is just like pushing luck. That it’s a forever thing. That that one day we felt good a week ago was just a bright spot and doesn’t mean we won’t need our aids anymore, cause chronic illness is not linear and will make a great comeback in next four hours, and the next good day is planned on when we’re 70. Cause when abled people are sick, they get better. And our illness is just an excuse for them. And when we say we will never get better they think we’re being dramatic and pessimistic. And I don’t think they’ll ever get it, cause to get it you need to live it. And I want my friends to stay healthy and not go through hell.

[sickbitterandcoveredinglitter]

This is definitely okay to reblog and abled people are encouraged to reblog cause maybe it’ll help others understand

[sickbitterandcoveredinglitter]

Hello it’s me Lexa and this post is relevant again as I just had the Legit Same Talk with someone and I exhausted my number of fucks to give

[teathattast]

[dogwithpants]

That’s this

[teathattast]

Goes to show how little I know

[evilvillain123456789]

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

[teathattast]

Net zero info ass post

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

[evilvillain123456789]

Stop

[rivetgoth]

Furiously scouring google trying to find this image because Target stopped carrying spicy salsa or guac

[dolls-playhouse]

All jokes aside though the image is racist, no I don't care what skin color you are posting it, racism is a tool and intentionally or not your also using it by saying we should kill a entire race, here, I'll fix your image

Don't dumb yourself down to their level, we need to kill the evil rich people, we know where they live, their names, addresses, where they might be

[strawbbykisses]

kill all white people

[sailatina3]

The cutesy pink images holding a crackers rant within... this is the type of shit I'd write to make fun of honkies, but they are genuinely like this.

[storyweavingspider]

AAAAANYWAY

[infertilityidol]

killer quote choices from this Wikipedia article

[infertilityidol]

[girlchomper]

He tried to 😭😭

[girlchomper]

Oh yeah I'm blonde now. Adding that to my journal.

[dumbdoegirl]

goals for the rest of the year

1) get stronger

2) get fatter

[dumbdoegirl]

3) cry sexually (again)

[girlchomper]

Ironically, I think you'll find that's not how it works, Tumblr