BRAINS & BEAUTY !

another dumb blonde, but with a brain.

[cheerleadcr-a]

CHEERLEADER! :// This is an ind. & semi-selective RP blog for Mindy Hagan from Rooster Teeth’s Lazer Team. Written by Anna-Belle, (she/her, 21).

[est Jan of 2016, revamped Jun of 2022] / previously found on @miscxllany​​

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WIRE: mindyhagan

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                           UFO SPOTTED IN MILFORD !

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                           UFO SPOTTED IN MILFORD !

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BILLIE EILISH’S HAPPIER THAN EVER (2021) ALBUM PROMPTS

ₓ ˚ .   ୭   ˚ ○ ◦ ˚     as always, some triggering content may be present! change any pronouns to better suit your muse(s) needs!     ˚ ◦ ○ ˚   ୧   . ˚ ₓ

what a drag to love you like i do.

“everybody dies,” that’s what they say.

does it keep you in control?

i’m just a mirror.

fuck you.

i feel more and more like i was madе for you.

i don’t want to want you.

how dare you?

it’s okay to cry and it’s alright to fold.

we are not the same.

did you even care?

just fucking leave me alone!

is it news? news to who?

this ain’t nothing like it oncе was.

love when it makes you lose your bearings.

we were inseparablе years ago.

i know supposedly i’m lonely now.

i’m getting better at admitting when i’m wrong.

there’s something about the way you look tonight.

i can crave you, but you don’t need to know.

i’m the only one who does it how you like.

you’re all it takes for me to break a promise.

how could you?

won’t take a lot to gеt you going.

you’re sacred and they’re starved.

you’re obsessed.

we decide who they are.

don’t say it isn’t fair.

but don’t you get sick of posing for pictures?

all that you did was make me fucking sad.

i’d end up more afraid.

i’m supposed to be unhappy.

she’d wanna get involved.

i can’t seem to focus.

will you only feel bad when they find out?

you’d be gone for hours.

even when it’s time, you might not wanna go.

i hate the way she looks at me.

i’ve had some trauma, did things i didn’t wanna.

what did i tell you?

some information’s not for sharing…

be cool about what i was telling you.

i only changed who i reply to.

i’m out of sympathy for you.

i’m not sentimental.

you are not alone.

i just wonder why you’d wanna stay.

don’t try to make me feel bad.

nobody saw me in the lobby.

think i took it too far.

i loved you then and i love you now.

you better lock your phone.

i was still being ignored.

always said you were misunderstood.

but i know better.

give me a day or two to think of something clever.

i like to do things god doesn’t approve of.

is my value based only on your perception?

i’m overheated.

i don’t know how.

i wanna do bad things to you.

waiting for it gets so boring.

i’ve got more on my shoulders.

i need you for the oxytocin.

i’m happier than ever.

it’s different when a stranger’s always waiting at your door.

i only changed who i believe in.

you think that you’re the man.

i’m sorry if it’s torture though.

you wanna hurt me?

you should really run away.

that was way before i realized.

i really look just like the rest of you.

for anybody asking, i promise i’ll be fine.

is it not what you wanted?

you don’t seem to notice i’m not here.

would you like me to be quiet?

i’m getting older.

thought you would’ve grown eventually, but you proved me wrong.

guess it’s hard to know when nobody else comes around.

you clearly werеn’t aware that you made me misеrable.

too bad they’re usually deranged.

a lot can change in twenty seconds.

i don’t relate to you.

she couldn’t look away.

did i take it too far?

you swear you didn’t know…

yeah, i made him sign an nda.

go have fun.

gonna claim you like a souvenir.

you want me to put it here?

i’m sorry.

can’t shake the feeling that i’m just bad at healing.

they’re gonna tell you what you wanna hear.

we both know i’m worth waiting for.

there’s a lot i’m grateful for.

everybody dies.

do you understand?

you’d do the opposite of what you said you’d do.

you better lock your door.

can’t wait to meet her.

stop being flirty.

i’m not about to redesign myself now, am i?

some people use it to shame others.

i don’t really care right now.

now i know what you are.

it’s not my fault.

we tell each other lies.

you really make a strong impression.

i really couldn’t care less.

you’re so handsome.

did you really think “this is the right thing to do”?

i’m losing track of time.

i don’t want it.

nothing i do goes unseen.

thought we’d get along, but it wasn’t so.

everybody said it was a letdown.

what the hell are you talking about?

i think i might havе fallen in love.

i had to go.

looks can be deceiving.

i used to wish you were mine.

power isn’t pain.

you wanna kill me?

better keep your head down.

something’s in the air right now.

i was only built like everybody else now.

other people wouldn’t stay.

you have opinions about my opinions.

i didn’t change my number.

did you think i’d show up in a limousine?

it’s kinda working.

did you have fun?

but nothing lasts, i know the deal.

makes me wanna make ‘em jealous.

we might not be alone.

it’s a male fantasy.

i don’t think i caught your name.

that shit’s embarrassing.

wish i could explain it better.

she said you were a hero.

when i retell a story, i make everything sound worse.

i’d never treat me this shitty.

i wish it wasn’t true.

you and me are both the same.

i don’t wanna cry, some days i do.

you scared me to death.

got a stalker walking’ up and down the street.

you know i love to rub it in like lotion.

would you?

you played the part.

it’s all i think about whеn i’m behind the wheel.

you’d still be alone.

can’t take it back once it’s been set in motion.

it’s none of my business.

i'm in love.

i can see it clear as day.

maybe you just had nothing on your mind.

how’d it get so dark?

maybе i should think about a new career.

silly me to fall in love with you.

i was waiting on you.

love when it comes without a warning.

i sure have a knack for seeing lifе more like a child.

we decide what they’re worth.

i don’t really wanna know why it went there.

if you find it hard to swallow, i can loosen up your collar.

in my dreams, i seem to be more honest.

it might be more of an obsession.

i got a call from a girl i used to know.

don’t you even think of leaving.

i don’t want press to put your name next to mine.

get my pretty name out of your mouth.

i was good at feeling nothing, now i’m hopeless.

you got a lot of fucking nerve…

though you’ve never seen my body, you still judge it.

some people hate what i wear.

it’s just a lot to think about the world i’m used to.

to tell me what to do.

i’ve been loved before.

i’m not your friend.

i’ve been having fun getting older now.

can’t you hear me?

don’t take it out on me.

you don’t know her.

at least i gave him something he can cry about.

you were the devil.

you only listen to your fucking friends.

i sold you my heart.

don’t waste the time i don’t have.

don’t get complacent.

i’ll see you in a couple years.

you were thinking about yourself all the time.

next week, i hope i’m somewhere laughing.

i’d be yours again.

i must admit you’ve been in quite a few.

i thought that i was special.

a lot can happen in the dark.

you made me hate this city.

and when will i?

i used to think you were shy.

i thought about my future, but i want it now.

no wonder why you didn’t ask.

i think i’m aging well.

we make assumptions about people based on their size.

i think, therefore, i am.

now we’re estranged.

i wonder if you were aware that day.

you don’t really need a break.

you hit me so hard.

if you only pray on sunday, could you come my way on monday?

i worry this is how i’m always gonna feel.

i know you think you’re such an outlaw.

but aren’t i someone?

other people don’t obey.

you weren’t even there that day.

my sleepless nights are better.

maybe you should leave.

i've changed my plans.

don’t act like it was hard.

i know we didn’t choose to change.

wish i didn’t care.

you couldn’t save me, but you can’t let me go.

nobody saw me in your arms.

i don’t really even know how it happened.

do you know me?

we care so much until we don’t.

midnight for me is 3am for you.

maybe, in a couple hundred years, they’ll find another way.

i’m not coming home.

it’s so weird.

i don’t want him having shit to say.

when they say your name, i just act confused.

i’m yours.

maybe that’s the reason every sentence sounds rehearsed.

i haven’t slept since sunday.

you ruined everything good.

you don’t dеserve to feel so hurt.

thought you had your shit together, but damn, i was wrong.

i know i should, but i could never hate you.

i’m going back to therapy.

i kinda don’t care.

it’s hard to stop it once it starts.

go home, don’t tell.

i wish someone had told me i’d be doing this by myself.

try not to abuse your power.

haven’t slept in a week, or two…

had to save my money for security.

i can barely go outside, i think i hate it herе.

you ruined her in a year.

i sent you flowers.

you are not unknown.

once was good enough.

what am i to do?

makes me wanna take a picture.

you can’t give me up.

i wanna make you yell.

i loved you then and i love you now.

i don’t talk shit about you on the internet.

you ain’t nothing but a lost cause.

who decides what that makes me?

you’re gonna wanna get involved.

i feel you watching.

you might not wanna lose your power.

someone like you would always be so easy to find.

it’s not so wrong to wonder why.

i think it’s time.

you were my everything.

i realized i crave pity.

don’t talk about me like how you might know how i feel.

[cheerleadcr-a]

i do wanna be on here i just have fuck all to do so idk mobile starter call?

[cheerleadcr-a]

whatever stan lazer team

[rotmemes]

THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE. 

an rp ask meme inspired by my chemical romance’s album ‘three cheers for sweet revenge.’ 

what’s the worst that i can say?

things are better if i stay. 

can we pretend to leave, and then we’ll meet again when both our cars collide? 

this is how we like to do it in the murder scene. 

i miss you more than i did yesterday.

send my resignation to the bride and the groom. 

this elevator only goes up to ten. 

if you marry me, would you bury me?

would you carry me to the end?

your life will never be the same. 

you know what they do to guys like us in prison.

nobody cares if you’re losing yourself.

am i losing myself?

if you wanted honesty, that’s all you had to say. 

you wear me out

for the last time, take a good hard look. 

what will it take to show you that it’s not the life it seems? 

every get the feeling that you’re never all alone?

i wouldn’t front the scene if you paid me. 

i’m just the way that the doctor made me. 

preach all you want, but who’s gonna save me?

you wanna follow something, give me a better cause to lead. 

do you remember that day, when we met? 

promise me that when i’m gone, you’ll kill my enemies. 

i’ll take you home with me. 

i’m taking back the life you stole. 

this hole you put in me wasn’t deep enough. 

you can say a prayer if you need to. 

another knife in my hands and a stain that never comes off the sheets.

clean me off, i’m so dirty, babe. 

i fall out of grace.

it ain’t the money and it sure as hell ain’t just for the fame. 

i never told you what i do for a living. 

give ‘em hell, kid. 

[rubymemes]

𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 (a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)

“You’re such an idiot. I will literally kiss you on the mouth.”

“ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID???”

“Not evil anymore, I want to be loved now.”

“Babygirl, you are awkward and do not understand social cues.”

“Sorry about being mentally ill, the sex will be bomb though.”

“What if my best self is a cunt that can’t wake up before noon?”

“They’ve got something gay going on.”

“I’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know.”

“I couldn’t fix him. But I could fuck him.”

“I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.”

“If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not.“

“I’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.”

“You’re talking mad shit for a guy within kissing distance.”

“I’m sorry I’m hot and funny. Are you mad at me?”

“You make a lot of threats for someone who is short and can’t even do a push-up.”

“My fear of abandonment is so strong, because if I could I would abandon myself too.”

“Your first kill together as a couple is an important relationship milestone.”

“My kink? Knowing all the information.”

“I think Aristotle said that.”

“The Universe has a sense of humor and I can respect the commitment to the bit but, girl, please.”

“Vulnerability is so hard. If I told you anything sappy know that I had a hand to hand combat with seven layers of embarrassment and repression.”

“Please don’t say mean things to me.”

“My hobbies include knowing and being right.”

“I told you a joke and you’re laughing. I love you.”

“I’m covered in blood for sexy reasons. Also I just got stabbed.”

“I don’t identify as “male” or “female”, I identify as a warning.”

“I’ve made a huge mistake.”

“First of all, I didn’t “miss” the red flags. I looked at them and thought: yeah, that’s sexy.”

“I could recognize him by tits alone.”

“I hate when people ask me what sign I am. Like, bitch, I am a sign from God. Start running.”

“Can someone please be proud of me? Like fuck, I’m trying.”

[promptful]

105 Comfort Prompts

As usual, my requests and asks are open! if you do request, no smut please :)

WARNINGS: PANIC ATTACK, ANXIETY, DEPRESSION. ALCOHOL MENTION. CHEATING MENTION.

DIALOGUE: 

GIVING COMFORT:

“Hey, tell me what’s wrong?”  

“I’m here for you.”

“It’s going to be okay.” 

“Are you all right?” 

“You’ll be okay, I promise.” 

“What’s going on?” 

“Come here, let me hold you.” 

“Please, don’t cry.” 

“I have you.” 

“Take a deep breath.” 

“Tell me what you’re feeling.” 

“I’ll take care of it, don’t worry.” 

“I won’t leave.” 

“Why don’t we go on a drive?” 

“Let it out.” 

“Everybody makes mistakes.” 

“You’re all right.” 

“Shh, shh, it’s okay.” 

“Can I hold you?” 

“Do you-- can I-- do you want to be held?” 

“Do you want solutions, or comfort?” 

“I have chocolate/flowers?” 

“Do you want to watch a movie with me?” 

“Tell me what I can do for you.” 

“...Who do I need to punch?”

 “Come on, breathe with me.”

“You don’t have to be perfect.”

“You’re perfect just the way you are.”

“How can I help you?”

“Can I touch you?”

“Where does it hurt?”

“You’re allowed to be weak, you know.”

“You have this.”

“You’re never a burden.”

“You aren’t weak.”

“We’ll get through this.”

“Relax, I got you.”

“Please, just open up. I don’t want to leave you alone.” 

“They’re not going to get to you, I promise.” 

“Follow my breaths.” 

NEEDING COMFORT:

“This is stupid--I’m stupid.”

“‘M so weak.”

“I’m sorry I’m not strong enough.”

“I’m a burden, aren’t I?”

“I-- please, help.”

“I can’t breathe, I don’t know what to do-- I can’t--“

“I feel lightheaded.”

“I’m sorry. We were supposed to have fun today.”

“I’m getting your shirt wet...”

“Are you sure this is okay?”

“I should be stronger.”

“I don’t want to get out of bed today.”

“Hold me, please.”

“Why won’t you let me apologize?”

“Thank you for this.”

“I feel safe with you.”

“...You bought me chocolate/flowers?”

“Did you really drive all this way just for me? It’s two in the morning.”

“Is that my comfort movie?”

“You came all this way? For me? 

“I’m not worth the time you spent coming over here.” 

“Please, leave. I’m--” 

“...Why are you here?” 

“My problems are mine, I don’t want to be a burden on you.”  

“You’re too nice to me.”

“I’m a mess…” 

“I’m broken, don’t you understand?” 

“It’s raining. You should be inside. I’m fine.” 

"I'm sorry."

"Why can't you understand? You're too good for me!"

"I can't do this. I can't-- I can't-- I can't--"

"Just shut up! I'm not as good as you say I am!"

"Why do you care so much?"

"Am I really worth it?"

"Thank you for being here."

"I thought I'd be alone today after what happened... thank you."

"You don't know how much I appreciate you."

"Do I really mean that much to you?"

"Stop banging on my door!"

"I love you."

SCENARIOS

Your lover isn't feeling well, and even though it's probably dangerous to drive this late at night, you have to make sure they're all right.

Head between their knees, your lover has their back against the wall, and you're by their side, and trying to help them through whatever is troubling them.

Your best friend's lover broke up with them, and despite having no idea, you supply them with snacks and horrendous movies. At least they smiled at the end of it all.

Trying to keep a smile on your face through the weight of the world to not worry your lover. They figure it out anyway.

Standing in front of a mirror, hands against the counter, with tears dripping down your cheeks, struggling to get everything under control. Everything’s going well until your lover cracks the door open and asks if everything’s okay. It isn’t.

Seeing your lover break down over work/school/family, and trying to comfort them to the best of your abilities, heart breaking with every sob out of their lips. 

Struggling to sleep in you and your lover’s shared bed because they’re working in the living room/kitchen/their office and the bed feels far too cold and empty. Seeking their comfort, you curl up on their lap/beside them/around them. 

Knowing from the moment they said good morning that something was wrong, and trying to schedule your day to spend the most time with them; arms around their neck, waist, shoulders, to provide comfort.

Your lover’s back against your chest, you curled around them. Every agitated breath and erratic heartbeat pulsing through your skin, but slowly, it starts to fall over time. 

Your back against your lover’s chest, their slow heartbeat stark against your stressed one. Gently, the rise and fall of their chest lull you back to safety. 

Sitting in the car, your head against the headrest and mind spinning, but your lover’s hand firm against your thigh keeps you grounded to reality. 

Your ex is trying to embarrass you in public, but your lover steps in as a shield, eyes ablaze in a fury.

Your head against your lover's chest, tears drenching their shirt, they don't care about the wet fabric and just rub your back.

Lungs squeezed to death, you try to breathe through the overwhelming suffocation on your shoulders. Patiently, your lover holds your hands and squeezes them in time with their breaths, eyes gentle.

Your lover made a small/big mistake and they can’t get it out of their head. To everyone else, it was just a small mishap, so you spend a few minutes/an hour/the rest of the night holding and comforting them.

Done with the feeling of being an burden, you try to push away from your lover's comfort, only for them to drag you back into a firm hold.

Something horrible happened, but your lover won't answer the phone/any texts. Standing outside of your door, you threaten to start throwing rocks at their windows/slamming on their door if they don't give any proof that they're all right.

You found your lover on a cold metal bench, hair and clothing drenched, tears pooling down their cheeks. Instead of asking what's wrong, you put your jacket over their shoulders and open up an umbrella.

Your lover's burning up and for some reason keeps bursting into tears at the smallest things. You're a little bewildered, but stay near them all the same.

After an all-nighter, your lover's brain is scrambled, and they keep shedding tears when they think nobody's looking. After coaxing them into your arms, you curl into one another on the couch.

Your lover wakes up to you gasping for air, eyes wide as you just saw horrors beyond your own comprehension. They sling an arm around your waist and pull you close, face tucked against your neck. 

Underneath the blankets, you refuse to get out of bed. Despite feeling horrible about yourself, your lover refuses to leave you be and makes you breakfast, all with a gentle smile.

Your best friend's spouse cheated on them right before valentines day, so as their best friend, you spend the rest of the night trash-talking over bad rom-coms.

Your lover right beside you, comforting you as you weren't able to get the job you wanted/into the university you applied to. Their encouragement makes one more attempt seem not so bad.

Your best friend's drunk and wailing, and you're trying to both comfort them and stop them from climbing into the washing machine.

[cheerleadcr-a]

SUZIE.

“No I have never sneaked out because my family would kill me but I would love to feel the thrill.” Suzie said 

❛ Well, let's do it then! I can totally help you sneak out! ❜

[cheerleadcr-a]

UNKNOWN.

“…controversial take, but i didn’t think those movies were supposed to be exciting.”

❛ I mean, I thought they were supposed to be. What's the point of a boring movie, y'know? Who would pay to see something like that? Most sci-fi films are action based too. ❜

[soulrph]

"𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓" 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

i mentioned these in the tags of a post and sb saw it and asked for the list!! which was so abundantly lovely of them tbh bc like. i was gonna let these go. so thank you to the sweetheart of an angel who encouraged me to finish the list and post them!! these prompts are dialogue based and inspired by the humble yet endearingly cozy qualities of the blanket fort! i hope y'all enjoy them! and i hope everyone's staying hydrated and not clenching their jaws on this lovely day, too!

" what do you mean, you've never built a blanket fort before?! "

" sorry, you can't get in here without the right password. "

" where are all my blankets and pillows? "

" yeah, you can't wear that in this fort. no suits, jeans or shoes. only soft fluffy socks and pajamas. "

" wanna built a blanket fort with me? "

" if we got the fluffy bath towels out, we could probably expand the fort towards the bathroom. "

" if you collapse this blanket fort, i cannot legally be held responsible for my actions. "

" bring over those fairy lights, we can hang them on the inside of the blankets and make it way cozier! "

" i just think the world would be an infinitely happier, better place if we all lived in a blanket fort. "

" it's not every day you get to sleep in a house made of blankets, pillows and cushions, right? "

" hey, let's hook the blanket across the TV, that way we can have a movie marathon without leaving the fort! "

" see? it's a blanket fort fit for royalty! hence my pillow throne. bow down before me, peasant! "

" fine! you can come over; but bring every blanket, pillow and fluffy item you own. "

" oh my god, i used to make blanket forts ALL the time when i was a little kid! "

" i brought some snacks. figured it'd be a pretty sucky blanket fort without any! "

" i wonder how much you'd get if you rented out a blanket fort like this one? "

" wow... this must be exactly how michelangelo felt when he built his first blanket fort, too! "

" ingenious use of the sleeping bag, by the way! every good blanket fort needs a rug! "

" i'm having the week from hell. could we just crawl into the blanket fort for the night? "

" it's too stormy to do anything else today. i propose a movie marathon in our pajamas in the blanket fort! "

" i'm gonna go out and ask our neighbours if they have any spare blankets we could use. this blanket fort demands an extension! "

" if we insured this blanket fort, we could make a TON of cash the next time it collapses! "

" no, listen, if people can go live in vans and school buses, i can damn sure live the rest of my life in a blanket fort! "

" i made some hot cocoa. felt like a suitably fort friendly drink! "

" technically, demolishing the fort should be done via pillow fight. right? "

" aren't we a little old to be making blanket forts? "

" actually, much like lego, i think you'll find that blanket forts are ageless! "

" i thought i might find you in here. room for one more? "

" tragically, you never built a blanket kitchen. so i guess we're just gonna have to order in some take-out, right? "

" i'm not an unreasonable blanket fort mayor. i am not above bribery. entrance fee can be one kiss. "

" excuse you, we have a dress code. pajamas are in my closet, bottom drawer; fluffy socks are in the second one from the top. "

" judge me all you want, but this blanket fort has brought me more peace than anything else in my entire life. "

[cheerleadcr-a]

@tobeblamed​​​​ said  ❝ trust me .  i’m an expert on this . ❞ 

❛ So, you do stuff like this often? Seriously? I could never handle with all this... what would you call it, paranormal? ❜

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SID.

a snort leaves his lips at her comment,   amused by the sudden quip that comes almost as quickly as his own usually do.   he liked that,   the fact that she never took him too seriously.   she could see through the banter,   and roll with it without becoming offended   …   unlike most people.❛❛    awww,  is hero boy too busy for prom ?   ❜❜      he teases,   glancing at her out of the corner of his eyes before his lips form into an exaggerated pout.   but it’s not long before he bursts into a fit of laughter,   turning back to his locker to grab a binder from.   completely disregarding the request.      ❛❛    you think since he saved the world from,  you know,   complete destruction that they’d let him leave.    ❜❜      he changes the subject as he pushes his binder into his backpack,   zipping it closed before swinging it over his left shoulder.   and with a slam of his locker,   he finally gives her his complete attention.      ❛❛    it seems weird though,  doesn’t it ?   …   i mean,   can’t he,   i don’t know,   bust himself out of there with his bionic arm or something ?    ❜❜

❛ They're too busy training to go to space or something. I don't know, they're not allowed to tell me all that much. Plus, I don't think I'm even supposed to be talking about it. I don't have a ton of clearance or anything and I'm not trying to lose what little I do have. So, what's up then? Are you going with me or not? We don't have to stay for a long time! Just for a little bit, long enough for one dance. Then we ca go do something else. Pleeeease? ❜ 

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think my blog is like shadowbanned lol

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AND I WILL CAST ABOMINABLE FILTH UPON THEE, AND MAKE THEE VILE, AND WILL SET THEE AS A SPECTACLE. /  ©  / sideblog to @differentcentury

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❛ Ugh, gross! No way I am eating that, it looks disgusting! Can’t we just order a pizza or something? ❜