Dirty Little Hamster

Mal | 24 |Capricorn

[kalofi]

cant believe i’ve never shared arguably the funniest dms i’ve ever gotten in my life

[sovietnam]

[vvintrkid]

✨☀️ Its fur has the look and feel of velvet. The orb on its forehead glows when it uses psycho-power.☀️✨

🩸🌙 When this Pokémon becomes angry, its pores secrete a poisonous sweat, which it sprays at its opponent's eyes. 🌙🩸

[jackalopescruff]

First rule for new twitter refugees

suck me sloppy

[catnpc]

really hoping this is unironic

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

“Gays go to hell when they die” factoid just statistical error. Hades Zagreus, who has died and gone to hell hundreds of times, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[hebihime-deactivated20191114]

[ask-me-about-my-thumbs]

Are we just gonna ignore Entei sitting there and watching

Like, a god-like entity is watching you hug a sheep

[mousegirlheart]

That’s her dad don’t be rude.

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

(source)

[weirdness-is-good]

[thickness-protection-program]

God finally

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

Two more weeks of gender!

[officialskylerwhitestan-deactiv]

[kermitlesbian]

society starting going downhill when they removed the cd drives from laptops

[konoko]

[stinkbrat]

[disordersofresonanceandairflow]

she was just saying, your honor

[memeuplift]

[wlwriot]

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

[wlwriot]

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

[wlwriot]

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

[boopednose]

She entered the Home of Phobia and wasn’t even scared

[mental-ch-illness]

never underestimate the power of telling yourself ‘woah calm down there edge lord’ every once in a while

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Glass of Supervicious Fluid

[crabnarok]

a fine vintage

[enemafrostofficial]

Take a fucking sip babes

[historydepartment]

I like how super cruel this fluid is

[skyofblackstars]

oh shit its grugnort. take a snip babes