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@cheeseandquackers

I still like the things that were here before but y'all creeps can back the fuck off.

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There's no fucking time stamps on any posts. If you're active here like this, shoot me a message. Something

Twitter is going down the tubes so...I'm back?

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Lol I just scrolled past at least 5 different porn posts.

What happened

kingjaffejoffer

Eating vagina in England is considered nasty and wrong I agree

Eating beans on toast is considered right in England, so can you really trust their taste?

I go back to work tomorrow. Do not want.

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt

this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.

You can take it back even further to the Archudke’s assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One man’s need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.

Is anybody going to explain?

No? Okay.

1. Archduke Ferndinand is murdered, causing World War 1.

2. The Allies win WW1, imposing the Treaty of Versailles on Germany.

3. This causes tension between Germany and the rest of Europe, something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2.

4. Japan joins the axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire.

5. The Axis is defeated, and Japan comes under US occupation.

6. American soldiers bring comic books, cartoons, and other American mediums to Japan which stay behind even after the occupation is over.

7. Post-WW2 Japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.

8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped objects like tentacles to exploit loopholes in the law.

9. It establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so Hentai was born.

Butterfly effect

Ma baby

Tumblr flagged a picture of my wrist but I just saw a big ol pair of boobies.

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

Tumblr is fucking tripping

kingjaffejoffer

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kingjaffejoffer

Thriller is still the top selling record of all time, but it’s hella cheesy. Songs like Baby Be Mine, Girl is Mine, Thriller, and PYT can’t even compare to Purple Rain. Chris Rock even says so.

This nigga said PYT is cheesy.

Get out of my inbox blood

My baby is obviously tired but won't sleep. I don't understand

kingjaffejoffer

Popeyes is some mediocre ass fast food with coon marketing gimmicks. Niggas need to learn to cook some decent food and eat some fucking vegetables

“Niggas need to learn to cook some decent food and eat some fucking vegetables”

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