Aphelion

This is a safe space :) If I reblog or post something that upsets you or makes you feel excluded, please let me know and I will remove it as soon as I can. About me: They/Them Minor(only just) Anxious Paranoid Slightly pessimistic ig Writer and artist, when i have time Sex repulsed Grayromantic Loves games and books Prefers physical media ---have fun!---

[cheeseeater442]

ooh first post, very scary :0

Hi I don't know much about this site, or how blogs work, but it's nice to meet you :]

I use a lot of these: :] :0 :/ forgot what they're called, but I mostly use them instead of emojis.

Nasty people DNI.

Please don't make sexual remarks unless I've specifically rebloged something on that theme, though that's rare. Still, I might block you.

I have been in a lot of fandoms, and I'm currently focused on Ultrakill, Hollow Knight (not silksong much, i dont want spoilers), Stargate SG1, SFAWTDE/DAWTDE, and SCP themed stuff.

I've written some stuff, both fanfiction and my own stories, but I haven't posted any yet so stay tuned

Check my description for more info, and have fun :D

EDIT: I might disappear for days at a time, don't worry I probably just forgot this existed lol, also asks might take a bit of time to respond to sorry, there's a lot of stuff going on rn :s

(Posts i have made myself will have the "#my posts" tag or "#my post" sometimes, and some reblogs I've added to and i want people to see will have "#my reblogs")

[babyanimalgifs]

Little fish eats his foods 

(Source)

[bunigojade]

[aflo]

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

[identifying-fish-in-posts]

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

[duke-of-fire]

[splickedylit]

His Foods :) 👍

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[squidgunnn]

Sleepy v1

[halosnothere]

well that can't be good

[lazarus-lazuli]

i have no comment this is just the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all day

[correctopinionhaver]

[animentality]

[kasat1k]

my fav doomed yaoi

[mirai-gaia]

Dropping this since today it's mother's day

I got inspired by this meme from Reddit

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[omnicat]

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

[bucketbunny]

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

[sarumans]

i was very sick over new years and one day i woke up to find i had emailed my manager in the middle of the night:

she said it was the most beautiful sick email she’s ever gotten

[expectiations]

what is time but an endless all consuming miasma of void ,?

[girlballs-archive]

awesome. we have a beetle problem

[lakemojave]

I got rid of em for ya

[chirasul]

missed one. rookie mistake honestly

[disastrartistri]

I feel like she'd like leaf sheep ˙𐃷˙

[mathew]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[chopnuts]

SHE THINKS HER LAUGH IS A SONG SO SHE SINGS BACK

[actual-sleeping-beauty]

@paperstorm

[raychleadele]

Just an absolute fucking orb of a creature

[molabuddy]

do u ever just feel it happening

[licaijun99]

Yeah still it's made for art telephone.

The artist before me drew both Lace and Lost Lace. I wanted to keep both of them, so I came up with an idea of pulling Lace out from Lost Lace. But in the end, it didn't look good... Yes, that dark thing on the left is Lost Lace.

[wifehaver103947]

what im thinking about at any given moment

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