highlife

collin walsh ♦ feverjawn

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sometimes i think about the trash can that i argued with on new year’s eve in 2015 for an entire hour. he had some good points, apparently.

(remarkably, i do not drink.)

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hobbies: pretending i’m surfing when standing up on the septa

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i just slept for 12 hours, i’m really settling into my old age

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my hot wife is being an iconic popstar, don’t text

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ted lasso season 4 trailer got me like

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i’ve signed up to a soccer rec league in philly and i’ve been put into an over 30s division. hurt, shocked, upset

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i don’t have an excuse to talk about soccer every minute of the day now and it SUCKS 😠

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i lied

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me waiting for usl premier so i can finally watch teams in my own country play actual soccer with promotion-relegation, no college drafts, and… still “franchise” bullshit that could u-haul across the country at any point. but i’ll take it since the only pennsylvania team is pittsburgh, apparently.

at least it won’t be a pointless league of 30 teams playing not to finish last but actually why bother? nothing matters because see ya again next season anyway. designated player rule so europe can ship us their senior citizens, $500 to watch infirmessi not even play the full 90? the guy was in a barça shirt when i was in fourth grade. fuck out of here

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i want to be put in a soup

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i don’t have an excuse to talk about soccer every minute of the day now and it SUCKS 😠

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wow france did a.. french exit 🤠

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i’m not sure i know how i’ll exist after the world cup is over 💔

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no world cup games today and i’m having withdrawals

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i got mexico in the group chat sweepstake (after my initial team were knocked out) so of course they lost their first world cup match ever in the azteca stadium :)

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this is my mom’s way of telling me “this conversation is over, you have been dismissed, do not reply, do not follow up, i have left the building”

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running on sugar free red bull and hope

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philadelphia thunderstorms are ruining my fun