highlife

collin walsh ♦ feverjawn

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i hope inferior ronaldo (because r9 is the superior one, of course) is gonna be 85 years old and still crying about his lack of world cups

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i wonder how many of my fellow brainless americans will go nuts thinking 🇳🇴 is the confederate flag next week

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i had a dream that my nose was extra long and i had to toss it over my shoulder

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ITS WORLD CUP MONTH

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got back to philly and was brought to tears by the cheese whiz scent in the air, the sound of someone calling me an asshole for no reason, and the sight of an insane parallel park. i’m home.

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doing a world cup sweepstakes, who wants in?

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mrs tate walsh has to get a pennsylvania license — good luck, since you can’t parallel park 😵‍💫

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tate walsh is giving me grief

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we’ve arrived in ireland and i’m seeking out the vital information.

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happy met gala day

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happy “i can’t believe you’ve done this (wedding edition)” day

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happy met gala day

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happy “i can’t believe you’ve done this (wedding edition)” day

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my bachelor party is tomorrow.

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the luckiest girl in the world :)

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in a little over a week, i marry tate mcrae. i’m very lucky. send your jealousy to my p.o. box.

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tour’s nearly done and so is my will to live ☺️ #tired

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PHILLY IS IN THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS, good night and good hockey 🫡

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i think introducing your partner to your interests is beautiful and intimate and should also legally qualify you for compensation, because showing my fiancée rocky horror when she’d never seen it before quickly stopped feeling romantic and started feeling like criminal damage to what i hold dear (tim curry in drag)