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Character Concept

A poor boy from a poor family. He made a pact with the Lord of Flies and is now begging his mother to allow him to go out and adventure

cheetachaser

A man was beating his mother, and the boy killed him.

The boy blames his mother.

probablybadrpgideas

Instead of making chimera with the best aspects of animals, use the worst and most useless aspects.

cheetachaser

The goat-head has a yellow beard.

The chicken head looks constantly distracted.

The Lion Head is busy sleeping.

probablygoodrpgideas

The probablyrpg squad should make a dnd game and make it into a podcast

1. There are too many of us

2. THE SCHEDULING WOULD BE HELL

the-drunk-game-master-deactivat

just divide into subgroups and make several podcasts.

brewerssupplies

By time zone of course.

probablyevilrpgideas

Time zone and theme. And we’re all playing in the same world.

probablycatrpgideas

You’re welcome to try we didnt get anywhere last time we tried

probablygoodrpgideas

Yeah this feels like an important thing to mention. We already tried this when we were like 30 people in total. There is a reason none of you ever heard about that.

onlyawfulrpgideas

You’d think it would be easier but wow… Nope.

How about one of us hosts as many as are able and we fill the rest with wider rpg community folk?

cheetachaser

You could attempt it by availability. Rather than a counter intuitive method such as by time zone. Different people will work different shifts, as well as being awake or asleep on different schedules.

Pick a specific time zone, and list available times according to that specific time zone, by adjusting your times to be in line with that local time.

Example EST (US) I get done with work at Midnight.

deafeninghowls-deactivated20181

@staff how do you feel about my female presenting tits ;)

cheetachaser

Wow! Nice Tits!

probablywriterrpgideas

Don’t feel like you have to make every local legend turn out to be true. Perhaps that old wives tale about a cursed manor or shack is just that, and the weird sounds just come from animals and the wind

cheetachaser

Feel like you have to make every local legend and old wive's tale true.

probablybadrpgideas

The giant spider’s poison ability doesn’t involve biting you. It involves inviting you to a charming dinner at its mansion in the woods and slipping arsenic into your tea.

cheetachaser

Make a DC 25 Save... Vs Death.

raiona-deactivated20191006

Dissolve milk powder with more milk to create Ultra Milk

raiona-deactivated20191006

Dissolve instant coffee with more coffee to create Ultra Coffee

lawfulgoodness

Dissolve baby powder in baby oil to create Ultra Baby.

cheetachaser

@lawfulgoodness Lol

probablygoodrpgideas

I’ve had a bunch of people test read some of my setting notes and a lot of people told me that it’s a lot of information and I shouldn’t expect my players to remeber all of it.

And that struck me as weird. Why would I expect that? Does everyone of you know all of the setting notes of our planet? I don’t think so.

Even ignoring that, they don’t need to know these things. The setting notes are supposed to be something they can look up anytime so they can see what their characters know. Heck, I probably won’t remeber everything and need to look up things all the time. That’s what these things are for. Nobody is expected to know all the rules and spells by heart so why is it any different for setting stuff?

cheetachaser

Wait, I'm sorry, but an RPGA Dm is expected to know all of the rules by heart.

I would know. I am one.

probablygoodrpgideas

When an NPC lands the final hit on the main enemy, have them only drop to 1 so a player gets the satisfaction of killing/incapacitating them

cheetachaser

When a player lands the killing blow on a big bad, have them instead drop to 1 so that an unimportant NPC can deal the final strike, denying the players of the satisfaction of a job well done.

futureboy

after looking at all the examples of flagged posts that are going round, i’m beginning to think that tumblr is banning Content

cheetachaser

How old.is this?

heedra

we as a society…need to focus less on luxury and more on coziness…this post made by cozy gang

dyedvioletreblogs

cheetachaser

Can I has?

yourplayersaidwhat

A party member had just rolled a new character, a base Cleric. We got jumped by a group of assassins, and the Cleric just failed his Fort save against the death effect

Female Ranger: “Fuck! We just got that cleric!”

daphrona

Player: I want to attack this NPC

DM:

cheetachaser

That person should go hide in a hole....

People are killed every day. It's a game built for violence, if you don't like it go hide under your blankets.

probablybadrpgideas

(Lil bit gruesome, but) if I were to have a jar or other container enchanted with Spare the Dying, could I technically collect the still-beating hearts of the foes I have stricken down (and have them keep beating)?

Sadly spare the dying only works on still-alive creatures. Though I guess if you can convince your DM that heartbeats rather than brain activity are the definition of being alive, maybe?

Mod Paper

cheetachaser

If you find a way... To preserve the corpse, place the heart in the jar and then say... Cast ressurection, this might work to create an immortal. As long as the heart remains in the jar.

Though it wouldn't count as an undead.... Hold on there is a rather ancient legend about something similar...