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@chef-kale-addison-blog
That's it.
I—I’m sorry. This is my town I don’t know how…how everything got so out of control. So many people, so many lives.
I would recommend everyone leave this place as soon as is possible.
Do you seriously think I'm kidding? I'm not staying here with all the shit that's going down. Look. I'm sorry your town has gone to hell and back, whatever. But--sorry.
That's it.
W-ha…where’s your kid, Kale..?
He's in Peds at the hospital. I--I just don't know what to do. I mean of course I do, I need to leave. Who was I kidding trying to live peacefully in a place like this. Crazy. Just...crazy.
Jesus, why are you in here, Kale? I- nothing too bad, right?
Hey, I’ve met some cool people in this town. I don’t regret moving here, and you shouldn’t either. It’ll be ok. It can only get better from here.
Tommy, my son-- he's been injured. I--I don't know what happened or how it happened or why. A bomb? In Florence? I've heard of pip- whatever, I never thought it'd happen here.
That's it.
I've had enough. I've have enough of this crazy town and it's fucked up murders. I've had enough of the drama and the psycho residents. I can't, I just can't stay here. Once my kid can finally come home, I'm taking him and we're leaving. I hope to God or Allah or Mother Earth that I never see any of you again.
My sweet friend, are you okay? Is Tommy okay? This… is unreal.
N-no, he was sitting on the window seat and the windows just fucking exploded. H-he fell, they took him into surgery.
Are you...are you ok?
God, I should never have moved to this fucking town.
One potato, two potato, three potato, four.
Five potato, six potato, seven potato - hold the fuck up.
The fuck are you cooking that requires more than seven potatoes?
Nothing much, just the blood of my enemies. Order up.
No one is allowed to borrow my car ever again, it smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion
Alright folks.
Special of the day ran out. You snooze you lose.
I'm mind blown.
I know, right? Honestly, it’s amazing that nobody has realized how “epic" you are.
Please, I think half the town's afraid I might poison their food they're just so happy to have another restaurant in town. I'm really not that bad...most days. So how long're you visiting for?
I'm mind blown.
I gotta say, Kale Kale, other than my sweet little sister, you’re my favourite person Florence has to offer.
Oh my god, why doesn't anyone else think that of me? I'm amazing. Seriously.
I swear, anytime I see someone tailing me I freak out.
Being tailed is kinda scary. Not that it’s ever happened to me before, but…
With everything going on I think we’re all allowed to be a little paranoid.
Uh, yeah, yeah I guess you're right. Did you know anyone that died? Sorry, I don't mean to be harsh about it but...anyway, whatever.
I'm mind blown.
I swear, I don't know where half of you come from with your philosophical ideas at midnight. You guys must have really good weed here.
It's been really quiet 'round here.
This town is nothing but insane on a good day, so can we all take a second and appreciate the quiet before the storm?
Hmm.
No one else has died recently. Things are almost boring again, pity.
I swear, anytime I see someone tailing me I freak out.
That’s nice. Nice to meet you too.
That all you've got to say? Should we start talking about the finer points of the weather system and oh no, are those cumilonimbus clouds? Come on, West, give me something to work with here.
