Wanweird

[rippaperbackmark]

With the apartment to myself,

[rippaperbackmark]

Well, that’s just how I feel about him I guess, aheh.

♪ Hey there, Aria / here we are in Portland city / home’s a hundred miles away / but girl, tonight you look so pretty / yes you do ♪

Uh… those are the only chords I know to that song. Sorry.

[piercedlittlearia]

Oh my God, Mark. Hell, that sounded better than the actual song. Don't apologize, it was basically the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Holy shit, I cannot believe you just did that. You even have a fucking voice. Ev's a lucky, lucky, lucky man, okay. Thank you for doing that in like... 2 seconds, I just- c'mere. 

...You're the best. Did I ever tell you that? Because I feel like you deserve to hear that.

[gabriellalloyd-deactivated20130]

You’re…fucking retarded. Real life shit? As if you know anything about real life. You look fucking thirteen years old, hop off my dick. I’m on the verge of fucking up that dumb ass look you have on your face but I don’t think it can get any worse at this point. And nah, bitch, I fucking like being a cunt. So I’m gonna’ tell you yet the fuck again; don’t fucking like it? Too fucking bad.

[piercedlittlearia]

Retarded? That's a great word to use as a fucking insult. 

Honestly, I feel fucking sorry for you. Enjoy fucking up the rest of your shitty life with that beautiful personality, you fucking bitch. 

[gabriellalloyd-deactivated20130]

Oh my fucking God, it’s not a fucking mood, dipshit. It’s called my fuckin’ personality. Don’t fucking like it? Too fucking bad, bitch.

[piercedlittlearia]

Fucking wow. That's some shitty personality you've got there. Too fucking bad for who, though? Because I think it'll be more of a problem for you rather than me when it comes to real life and all that jazz... So try not to be a cunt. 

[rippaperbackmark]

With the apartment to myself,

[rippaperbackmark]

Nah, I’m the lucky one.

Alright, what do you want to hear? Fair warning, I’m not very good.

[piercedlittlearia]

That just might be the most adorable thing I've heard anyone say about the person they're with, oh my God.

Oh, shush. I'm sure you're amazing. Uhm... Do you know Hey there Delilah? Always loved that song with a burning passion. 

[gabriellalloyd-deactivated20130]

I guess? 

…You sound like a fucking Teletubby, please shut up.

[piercedlittlearia]

Ah, what a pleasant mood you seem to be in.

...Who pissed in your cheerios this morning? 

[m-elanierichards-deactivated201]

This is going to sound weird but,

I was at the library today, y’know, readin’ and whatnot, when I started to just smell the book I was readin’. It had that new fragrance to it and just, God, I sound weird but I don’t know, man.

[piercedlittlearia]

Ah, we've got that in common. I'm pretty sure Emily does the same, too. Maybe we should just cover the house in books until we've got the smell from the pages wafting around, huh?

[gabriellalloyd-deactivated20130]

God I fuckin’ hate this town. Not that Florence was any better… And whoever freakin’ works at the Grooves; could you guys get some decent fucking music? Everything’s shit.

[piercedlittlearia]

Shitty music is literally the worst thing that's ever happened to this planet.

But, hey... This town isn't so bad. The people are alright. And bombs and fires aren't eating up everything we love and hold close to our hearts.

[rippaperbackmark]

With the apartment to myself,

I guess I’ll pick up where I last left off in my guitar lessons.

[piercedlittlearia]

You draw and play guitar? Everett is a lucky, lucky man.

I'll need proof. Play me something.

[emeryyanderson]

I love taking naps. Don’t you all love taking naps? Naps are the besttttt. 

[piercedlittlearia]

I'd love them more if you didn't feel so... disorientated when you wake up, to be honest. However, something tells me that that didn't stop you from having a lovely rest?

What were you doing that made you all tired?

[beta-chapman]

I swear to God… If I find bag full of used tissues on my car’s backseat again, I’m going to kill my brothers. Idiots.

[piercedlittlearia]

You did not actually find a bag full of used tissues on your car's backseat. Oh my God, how many brothers do you have?

[slayingcarter1-deactivated20140]

Drinking sounds great right now.

The only brightside to getting shit-faced is that maybe I’ll get hit by a bus and fucking die. 

[piercedlittlearia]

Hey, don't talk like that. A few drinks are okay, but if that means that the outcome would be you get hit by a fucking bus, then that is not okay. Would you like to maybe walk with me for a bit? I can make or buy you a cup of tea or something, which at least tastes a lot better than vodka, let me tell you that.

[whiteemily]

Umh..

..does anyone want any of my old books? I don’t want them anymore…obviously…but I don’t want to just throw them out either.

[piercedlittlearia]

I think I'll survive off my own books for now, but... if you'd like I can help with giving them out to people? Or something? 

[piercedlittlearia]

Well,

[fckiris-deactivated20140622]

That sucks. Well, I think you’ll like Portland, it’s pretty cool. If you want, you can come to Bliss’ party. I mean- i’m bringing a book but…

I-I… It’s hard to explain.

[piercedlittlearia]

Oh, I heard about that... I wasn't sure if I was going, but seeing as you and a few other people I know are going to be there, then why not? It'll give me a chance to get to meet the rest of the Portlanders, I guess.

It's alright. You don't have to explain it, then. Don't worry about it.

[govnomagic]

[piercedlittlearia]

Well,

[ashtonchap-deactivated20130922]

Yeah! Portland has been great. Our entire family is from here, really. Thank you again for your kind words. I thought about going by just Ash, starting a biker gang or something like that. However, I agree with you. Ashton just fits better.

We could be called the A team or something like that. We could even have jackets made! 

[piercedlittlearia]

Sitting on a bike with your mean-looking biker gang behind you and having everyone call you Ash? Sounds badass. Hey, those A team jackets could be black and leather to go with your whole biker thing. And I can grab a bike from somewhere and we can look badass together with a bunch of other people whose names begin with A.

[piercedlittlearia]

Well,

[fckiris-deactivated20140622]

I haven’t, is it nice?

[piercedlittlearia]

It is. But then something happened there, and some parts of it became not-so-likable anymore. And from there, everything became a little ugh. And that's when I moved to Florence. What is it about Portland that makes it your main home?

[piercedlittlearia]

Well,

[fckiris-deactivated20140622]

Albany, New York? Trust me, I’m sure Portland will be fine. For now.

[piercedlittlearia]

I trust you, but I'm not one-hundred percent sure about Portland being all safe. I mean, it's not possible for a place to be totally safe, right?

Yup. Albany, New York. Haha. Have you ever been there? Some people haven't even heard of it, let alone known that it was in New York.