M̵̠̘̫̩̝̅ả̷̬̥̱t̵̰̮̔́͋̅́̈́t̵͇̻̓̽̅̇̊͘

#translation: How many of you campers are willing to eat venison for dinner tonight.#matthew sweep

H̴̩͉́̿͆̑̿͐͒̀̂̓̆ỏ̸̙́͛͒͗̓̈́̇̍̾͘͝w̸͖̥͇͙͑̄͒̈́̇̎̾̈́͆ ̷̢͍͕̣͈̱͈͎͐̐̂̿̌̍̇̾̈́͠m̵̢̬͈͕̯̹̮̳̒͛̀̓̄̑̀̔͊̊̽͑͝͠a̵̢̮̙̯̺͍͇̞̖̠̗͗͒͗ń̸̢̙̠̰̝̭̈́̑̿̑̕y̷̧̡̙̭̫̟̝̰̻̤̠̺͔͌̾̃ͅ ̴̨̳̘͉̩͐̎͒̇̃͆̂͋͆̕͝ő̷͓̹̈́͌̑̄͂̕f̸̛̹̟͕̙͎̲̰̭̖̥̃̀̂̌̈́̄ ̸̛̣̟̅̀̌̑͑͂͋́͑͂̚y̶̨̖̱̤̅͗̉̎̅̊̾̃͐̽͊̎͠ǫ̷̡̧̤̪̰̤̻̘̬̤̰̘̒̀̒̑̍͋̍̓ͅu̶̢̡̞̳̭̖̦͚̰̺̣͕͆͐̓̄̈́̎̈́́̀͋̂̚͝͝ ̷̢̙̰͉͈̹̀̔͊̾̅̽͆̏̕c̷͖͎̖̃̈́̊ą̷̡̧̫̞̥̻̝̠͈̣̽́͘͜ͅm̸̢̫͛̓̚ͅp̶͚̍́ȅ̵̠͇̼̰͛̉̓͗̃̎͛͜r̷̡̧̡͔̰͍̦͈͚̀̕s̶̢̛͈̮͇̫͕̖͓͉̫̝̻̑̾͊̓͆̈́̓̑̑̿́̎͝ ̸̛̥͉̮̠͈͖̜̖̹́̿̾̿̅̈̇̂̌̏̋͠͝a̵̡͙͎͎͍̳̯̗̗̔́̀͒͒͊ȓ̶̢̛̮̺̪̺̖͙̝̤̗̱̦̉̄͗͌̓̊͝ͅͅe̷̜̗͖̙͎̙̯͎̾͆̂̿̄̽̔̊̇̑̈͋̚ ̵̧̡̟̟͇̱̝̻̝̣̺̘̪̹̽̈̈́̓̂̕f̸̢̙̰̗̪̟̩̿̾́̑͗̆̄̑͌̽̋͝ė̷͙̞̩̤̐͒̄̌̽̉̀̆̾́̊̕e̵̡̫̲͖͍͇̱̯͑̽͊͛̃͋̓̀̿̽͑ḽ̵̡̨̡̧͍͔̦̙͈͚͖̫͎̘̄̒̈͆̔́̈́͆́͘̕͠͝͠ǐ̴̩͔̠̗̽̑̈͘͘ṅ̷̮̘̤͓̖̱̥́͘͜g̵̨̡̙̯̖͉̮̼̯̟̓̈́̾ ̸̨̢̨͙̜̫͗̃̔̌̇̽̏̓̓͗̂̕̕͝v̵̛͓̮̪̼͓͎̻͈̫̾̆͗́̽̆̑́̑̏̓ê̸̟͎̜̫̳̬̝̮̳̯͜͜ͅṋ̴̨̨͙͉͙̼͓̹̲̌̏̐͊̍̑̈́̕͝i̵̡̲̥̠͉̟͙̠͓̯̯͚̱̾͌̆̀̐̊͌̆̈́̔̓s̸̨͍͈̱̙͉̍͗͂̾́͒̈̅͘͘͝ǫ̵̛̖̩̞̠͉̖́͐̾̾̿͝ͅṉ̷͙̙͚̘̑̚ ̸̱̈́̈̆̅́̅̈́̊̿̐̓̐̋̉f̴̨̢̥̮̮͇̰̭̤̖͉̐́̃̈́̌͜͠ô̶̪͈̤͜r̷̢̙̩̯̣̖͇͉̟̙͍̖͎̲͂́̋̏͋̊̿̋́̚̚͜͝͝ ̶̢̹̭͖͇̗͚̪͎͉͉̆̃͌̽́̾͝d̵̛̺̦͓͙̰͜͠i̴̡̨͔͓̩͖̫̼͔̳̅̈́̓͠ͅń̴̛̝̯̙͒͆͂͆̊̀͛̿̀͗͝͝͝n̸̢͖͖̖͖̦̬͗̀͆̑̓̎̅̃̚͠ė̴͙̝͉̣͙̻͓̦͙̼̐̀̈́̚͝͝r̵͚̥͊̃͒͐͆̂̈̍́̚̚̚ ̸̰̤̳͚̝͙̹̫̪̩̩̪͙͙̑͂͝ẗ̴̡͎̹̪̹͚̬̱́̆̄̃͠͝o̶̹̳̝̠̲̺̰̯̯͈͇͓̘͉͗̆̇͋̉̎̀͛d̸͍͉͋͌̿̃̑̇͘a̵̩̎͒̃̿̾͆͊͊̍̎͐͛͝y̷̬̭̖̓͐.̴̡͚̖͔̭̺͇̬̺̼̮̟̯̀ͅ

Joshua is the physical embodiment of “bi but no one wants him”

Dude, that is tote's uncool

Is it true though?

O-ofcourse not! I'm just too much of a dominant for anyone to get me

I see

If I call you a beta you will not get mad then?

I’m going to personally eat your rock collection

NO

WATCH ME LICK ALL OF YOUR SALT LAMPS WHILE CHEWING ON VOLCANIC ROCKS

I̶͈̙͖̋̿̂͘f̶̞͖̱̠̘̥̹͖̻̥̊̀̀͒̈́̌͠ͅ ̵̨̳̬̊̇͂́̌̑͗͝I̶̛̥͎͉͓̬̞̼̥̹͑̔͊̉́́̕͘͝͝ ̴̫̖̜̜͖͖͙̤̻͙̗̔̅f̸̢̨̞̰̩́̿̒̌͌͠i̵̢̨̯̣͇͌́͛̇͝ņ̵͕̣͖̦͓̳̝̭̥̏̈́̒̊͘d̷͈͓͓̣̬͕̝͕̊̓̈́̀̀̂̉͗͜͝ ̵̥͔̓̇̆̆ÿ̶̛̦͓̫͚́̀̀̈͌͂̈́̐̓ǫ̸̧̛̦̰̠̳̹̥͗ų̸̝͓̯̝̱̞̒̇͗ ̵̲͕̅͌͐̕a̷̛͇̤̗̭̝̲̙̦͙̼̟͐r̸̹̹̈́̑̏ę̴̨̛͉̳̼̰͖̥͚͖̽̿̅̀̈́̂͠ ̶̧̦̪͖̂̓̌͂̐͘͘̚͝d̷̰͚̬̳͕͖͂̾͊̓͘ͅȩ̴̦̲̲̦̠̈́͒̓̚p̶̧̠̳̀̒̅͗́́r̵͕̣̯̜͇̗̗̲͈̺̎͒̋͂͘ì̵̢̪̖̖͔̓̎̾̔̄͠v̸̛͈̺͔̲̤͉̪̠̮͒̊̆͗̓̆͜͝í̶̛͖̻̤͇̳̍̔̅̀̉͑̆̅͐n̴͎̄g̴̱̠̍͊̈̊̄̚ ̴̢̰̱̬̣͔̲̲͈̱̠̿͒t̷̫̟̥̠̯̹̽͑̚ḩ̴̭̤̙̩̝̍͐͊̾̉̈́i̶̢̝͍͈̥̪̞͇̭̽͌̆̉́̈́̂̓͠͝͠s̸̛͔̫̯̗̥̝͔͈̗̆ ̶̮̰̪̪̤͇͑͘c̸̡͇̦̱̣̏̓͋̈́̃̕̕ȧ̶̡͔̻̩͔̑̃̒̉̋͜m̷̠͕̈́̀̀̈̅̀ͅp̸̲̭͔̣̯̪̣̎̀̅̿̚͠ ̸̨̱̱̦̫̚o̴͖͕̥̖͕͓̣̜͖͌̏ͅͅf̶̛͍̆̑̀̽͋̓͠ ̸̲̑͊́̈́̈̈́͝͝͝ţ̵̢̬̩̲͈̝̞͍̍́̔̆̃͗́͊̚͝h̴͕̰̫͒́̌̀̏̓̂́̎ȩ̷̨̯̺͔̞͋̏̇̀̌͜ ̴̧̡̙̞̖̜̦͊͛̓̂͊ŗ̵̞̻̩̮̀̄͒͝á̶̡̙̉̃͒̌̿̐̕̚͜͠͠r̵̤̹̘͎̬̩̐͌̀̎͐̓̂̏͠͠ē̸̯̪͓̳̜̰̜s̴͔̩͉͇̱̰͔̣̆t̵͉͎͍̮̓͆̒͘͠͝ ̷̜̪̘̈̀́̾̌͐̚̚͠m̶̧̛̯͔̪̤͔̯̯̈̇̓̊̓̔͜͠i̸̢̹̫̗̜̦͓̞͊̈́͌̔͋̿̈́̐͜͠n̷͍͇̖͚̏e̸̬͇̹̘̻͈̞̐͋̎̎̊̽̔r̶̞͔̞̜̮͛̀̃͘a̸͚̗͕̪̝̬̣͌̅͜ͅͅl̸̨̺̥̙̗͌͒͘͝ ̴̗͋͒̓͗̀i̸̹̼͈̝̝̝̿͒̐̎̌̓́̌̔̇̕n̶̠̫̥̩̰̞̒́̉͋͘͠ ̸̡̥̙̉̾̊̈́̈́̚t̸̺̟͙̻̘̬̙̝̏͌̃̓͊̃̉͂̕̚h̷͈͉͍͒̓̐͌̉͆͐͋í̸̡̦̬̿̊̌̿̐̿̂͝s̴͖̦̼̀̑͒̌̕ ̷̱̜̲̻̈́̾̏̄́͘g̴̡̛̺͉̖̺̔̃̎͗͐̃͜ó̴̡̫͇̯̐͐͛͗̄̒̆̐̚d̶̰͎͈̎̃͌͝f̸̨̧̡̰͚̤̼̭͓́̊̇̑́̚͜ͅo̶̼͇̦̽̂̾ȓ̷͔̯̝̩͚̪͑̈́̅͜ś̴̗͈͍̎̅̀a̸͕̮͝k̶̜̣̞͈̝͋̈́̿̂̄̊̈̌͜͝e̶̢̗̟͕̮̰͚͝n̷̫̺̪̯͉͖̣͈̣͛̽͌̄͌͂̋̽̊̐͝ͅ ̸͍͈͖͙̯̂̋͂̀͠͠w̵̧̨̜̮̭̹͉͇͓͂̽̕ͅͅõ̷͚ř̸̢͈̮͙̮̝̏͒̍̄̕l̵̥̥̮͍̟̞͉̋̄̈́́̄̕͝͝ͅd̸̤̺̖̫͎͔̪̦̙̾̅̓͐̋̅̓̾̔͠ ̷̡̧̗̬̱̤̘̮̞͙͗̾̐͘b̷͓̥͖͓̾̉͐̅ẻ̴̛͖͊̌̾̍̆̂̀̕͘ć̸̦͙̫̟̥͚̖̘͎́͜ą̷̪̻͕̟͙̞͓͛̊͜ù̵̺̰͎̰̜͈̒̔̆̌̀́̅̊͗̚s̵̡̛̛̪̭̈̃͊͊̍̓͠ẹ̸̲͕̖̘̜̱̬̀ ̷̧͚̣͔̻̲̱͎̻͙̲̈̌͋̐̂̇́y̵̢͕̬̩̹͋̑̾̑̋̾̎͗͌͑o̷̩̰̼͚͎̜̞̻̥̟͆̓͒̚͘ͅu̷̡̗̜͖̟̖͎͠ ̸̹̹̹͖̤̫͙̮͚̠̆͌̑͒c̵̨̛̻̦̞̤̠̥̦̼͑́̏́͆͑̿̔͘͘o̶̻̯̠̯͈͗͊u̷̧̨̳͙̝͚̥͚̞̜̐́̌̃͂͊͛͌̿͝l̵̪͒͒̔̇͌̔d̷̥̬̬̹̟̫̦̙̝̤̾̅̔͂̀̉ͅn̴̢̛̩̯͖̣̩͎̠̖̞̳̓͒͊͆̕’̶͍̺͉̥̪͕̖͋̂̓̂̃͜ṯ̴̳̺̟̫̯͍̱̫̒̂͘ ̶̞̼͔̘̭̘̌͌̒͆̄̑͆̽͘h̷̬͉͗̌̈͌a̴͈̬̲̝͓̤͈̱̒̃̏͛̀͊̄͠n̴̖͖͛d̴̹͖̥̮̦̭̟̘͌̍̇̐͂͗̂l̶͔̯͖̗͍̰̝̟̓̌̍̈́̃̄͛̅̾͌͝ͅe̴̹̞̖̘̪̝͎͒̀̂̿̆͘͜ ̵̡͕̩̦̜̄͊b̴̨͕̮̲̪̦͍̳͚̖̌͂͑͆͒̃͐̿̀̏͜͝ẻ̴̢͇͋̀̊̔̒͠͠i̶̧̥̗̱̦̣̥̯̺͗̓͒̃̉̎̇͑͋n̶̹̟͔̦͓͙̤̫̤̻̊̇̆̿͠ͅģ̶̧̨̛̬̭̲̮̩̘̌̎̎̈̎̍ ̵̛̛̲̗̫͇̖̏͑́̈́̔̀̾ć̸̢͖̺̤̭̰͍̟̬̓̑̓̉̅̈́̂̅͒̃á̶̢̫̤͈̖̼̻̇̿̋̐̋̈́̆̋͘͠l̴̢͎̯̞̟̐̆̆͑̔̅͌l̴̺̄̌͋ë̵̤̹̲͉͖̠̳͇̲̯́̒̎̆̓͆̚͝ͅd̸̨̝̩̜̆̈́͑̕ ̸͎͑̌͝á̷͚̳̌ͅ ̷̗͎̖̠̭̯̣̬̝̾̋͠n̶̡̳͈̠͇̘̱̅̔̽̓̈̕͝ą̵̜̯̖̰͓̲͚̈́͌̇̊̚ṃ̶͚͎̰͒͛͑̾́̔̚͘ȇ̵͙̩͕͇͊͊͂͗͑̀́̑͊͠,̶̝̰͎̙̗̙̞̆͘ ̶̡̜̯̀̀̄̅̎̓̆̐̚͝͝y̶̞̰̫͙̓̈͌́̌̒͗̽͊͘o̴̡̧͙̥̪͎̤̝̖̯̍͑̄̚̕u̸͉̾͆̽͂̏͑̆͝ͅ’̸̮͖̜̟̭͉͍̠̗͖̽̂͐͑͜ŗ̶̞̤͖̖͛͒̐͐͌͗̔̉͝͝ë̸̝̗͖̱̹̫̩͍ ̴̟͗̓͗͆̕ġ̸͉͉̓ö̴̰͎͊̿̓̀̎i̸̢̤̞̟̰͕̲̤̫̅̽̔̑̓̃̚n̴͎͖̙̲̗͈̹̖̊g̶̲̲̳̫̹̖͔̐ ̸̝̋̚t̷̛͕̺̮̩͔̯̣͗͐̉́̒̂̉̕͘ơ̶̱̌̈́̇̆̍̽͌̔̓̕ ̷̢̯̟̲͚͙̅̉̒̾b̸̟̺̞̻̓̒͑̈́̈́ͅe̵͍͍̰͐̈́̂̀̐̽͊̚ ̶̯́́͛̈́͌̊̀̊́̕͜o̸͇̓̓̃n̵̛͚͉͍̼͙̗̈́̋̋͠ ̵̭͈̋͊͜͝S̸̬̮̜͉̼̑̂̀̅y̷͉̙̑͋̑͌̈̇̉̎d̷̹̫̭̣̀n̴͇̓̓e̵̢̛͈͉̩͐̔̊̈̕ͅỵ̵̥͖̠͎̣̪̥̿̃̆’̵̛̛̛̫̖̠̪̒̔̓̎͛͒̏̐ŝ̴̛̭̼̫̘͗̓̐̽̓ ̴͙̲͕̝͚̞͈̤̦͇̩̈́̃̾̀n̶̢̨̛̺͙͎̯̮̠̾̅̅̎̆̈́̚͝e̴̪̖̓̉͗̀̈x̵̤̭͙̻̼̭̝̺̄̌̊̈́͛̉͂̇͘͠t̸͎̘͖̼̗͖̲͒́́̎͑̒̄̿͘ ̵̻̼̮̘͚̭͚̙͓͌̈͝m̷̛͎͕̝ȅ̸̹͉̫̱͜à̷͜l̴̡̨̞̪̯̲͇̤̱̭̣̏͊̂́̄͆͠t̸̟̩͓̭̯̣̼͚̰̼͛̅̑͌̓͌͠ḭ̸̧̛͙͙̰͎͉̼̞̠̥̊͑̐͝m̷̛͈͋̑̈̊͛̐̾͛̒̅ȩ̵̱̟̝̫̘͖̜̜̠̦͊̍ ̵̢͎͕͙̳̹̱͙̣͍̙͂ą̷̳͇̿̂͛̉̌̎̀̉̽̔͘ņ̶̬̪͈̾̉̀n̵̨͎͇̖͇̊́̾o̴̠̭̦͕̦͚͕͑͑͛̈́̒͐̆͜͜ư̵̡̢̙̤͖͕͈͋͂̌̌̓̀͜͝ͅn̵̻̠̥͉̘̗̱͌̿͐̅́̀ͅͅc̸̣͇͕̘̐̅̈́̀̔͝ẽ̵̻̰͚͔̲͍͙͉́͛̍m̴̡̜̮̤͇̅̽͆͊͗̕͜͝ͅe̵͖̜̘̅͗n̶̢̝̠̖̠̩͆̈̃̚t̴̖̦̞͍̭̖̖̻̐.̷̧̥̹̯́̏͆̀̅̌̅̎̅̽̚ ̵̬͌̃̍͂̾̈́͘͝

I dare you

#translation: are you sure you wanna start with that macheath.#you underestimate my cooking ability.#I've worked with worse.

A̸̳̰̫̳̪̞̮̤̣̟̱̥̳̪̮̝̾̍̽̋͗͒̒͊̃̈́̓͒̀̌͒́̾̕͜͝͝͝r̸̡̡̼̖͇͇͔̻̦̩̖͙͇̺̫̜͚̲̰̪̣̤̬̮̹̮̦͓̳̿͛̒̈́́͐̍̃̏̈́̌͆͘͠͠͝ę̵̪̣̺̘͕̝͍̀̊̇̑̿̂̃̋̾̍̈́̄̓̽͘͝ͅ ̷̧̧̧̞̥̥̗͈̥̳̣̉͂̐y̵̤̦̗͖͕̟͇̣͈̫̻̺̬̺̤͚̙̠̯͖̲̫̦̓̏̄͗́̈̊̈̌̌̉̃̀̂̽̑̄̆̃̓̽̋̔̍̅̚͜͜͝o̶̧͇͚̰͍͙̻̞̲̯͕̲͇̠̘͇͓̩̻̩͆̆̽̏͆̃̂̃̊́͆̉̔̒͑̔̃͐̈́̒̍͊̀͑̎͝u̸̢̪̗͔̯̯͕̙̲̱̱̙̝̤̳͈̱͕̯̭͖̹̮̬̓͗̽̎̉̂̀̌͐̈́̍̍́̓̄̒͂͋͛͗̽͌̔̃͜͜͜͝ ̴̡̞͈̲̭̦̠͓̻͚̣͈̺̳͉̪̼̖̙̻̲̊̒̃̏̑̏̓͑̈̈̎̇̀̒̏̕͝s̸̢̲͖̗͔̪̬̰̘̑͒̕ų̴̢̞̭̜̭͈̼̬͇̭̻̞̗̱̆̉̈́̈̓̒̿̿̈̌͐͘͘r̶̡̢̧͕̥͓̗̦͍̦̜̲͎͕̩̜̗̖̫̖͍̜̲̙̹̟̩̺͂̋͑̎̐̓̕ę̴̛̜̱̟̲̰̜̝̼͎̅͂̅́͝͝͝ ̴̛̛̫͒̒͆͑͊̔͐̈́̀̽̽̿̈͘͝͝͝ͅy̶̖͓̠̯̯͇͙͗͒̊͆̿̏̏̾͋͆̇͆͌͊͆̈́͂̀͝ȍ̴̡̟̭̬̠̋̌̑̓͆̓͝ṵ̷̜̤͇͕̎́͑̽̊̅͝ ̷̨̢͚̱̟̼̻̗̦̝̗̰͚̻͔̱̲͖̲̖̟̳͉́̾ͅw̸̨̢̡̛͇̟̦̞̫̲̪̬͚̰͍̦͎̱̯̪̹̳̝̎̓̒ą̸̨͈̙̪͙̗̱͖̹̯̰̤͓̲̘̹͖͇̱̜̥̘̙̾̃͒̀̐̈͑͑̀͘͜ͅn̶̢̛̗̠͕̩͎̭̗̾͐̆͑͑́̊́̆̾̚̕̕͝t̴̡̢̢̻̩̘̹͍̖̗͈͖̱̜̮̯̼͍̹̳͓̝̪̝̭͔͘͜ ̵̢̧͕̳̰̱̣̦͚̠̣̮̹̣̼̿̂̐̊̉̓̾̉͋͒̓̽́̉̾͑̽͗͒̚͝t̴͓̥̫͙̤̣̱̺͚̼͚̬̪̥͓͓͖̀͊̈́̂̉̓̊͑͆̔̿́̅́o̵̢̳͖̱̮̬̪̝̦̖̱̱͇̳̤͖̞̿̈́̌̌͑̈̾̓͋̆̂̽̆̀̂́̎̈́̀̾́̋̍̚͜͝͝͝͝ ̵̢̘͎͖͈̣̫̭̭̣̗̇̔̓̽̋̄͑̓̒̆̊̈̈́͠ş̴̛̗͇̘̜̅̾̑̽͒̑̀̈́͋̋͐͋̓̓͑͌̈́̆͝t̴̢̜̗̫̠̍̏̎͌͑̅̐͗̎̅͊͊̆͗̑͆̈́̅̒̇̐͑̈̕͝a̶̧̖͎̼̘̬͎͍̫̻̻͕͓̗̱͓̤̮̘̠̳̠͚̍͒̃́̍̀͋́̊̓͊͜r̴̨̧̺̤͚̲̭͍̜̘̺͎͓̪̘̙̗̮̜̜̠͍̉̈́̀͑͒̏͆̿̏̆̾̐̅̈́͂̈́̋̔̀̄́̿͆͆́͘̚ͅt̴̡̡̢̧̨̛͓̠̱͚͔͍̤̟̝̬͔̖̠̩̪̙̰͔̽̾̽͂͒͑͑̿ͅ ̶̥̭̼͕̻̺̙͇̩̼͓͈̣̤͖̙̹̻̝͎͍̄͗̒̐̂̍̒͐̄̽̈́̅̔́͘̕͝w̸͎̭̻̣̥̖̣͖͙͌̍͌̓͂̎̍̈i̸̧̬̼̫̝͓̙̩͎̬̝͂͜t̵̫̲͍̙̹̥̣̩̼̟͚̻̩̱̣̎̒̆͆̀̓̇̂̅͝͠ͅh̶̨̹̫̻̦̥̰̥͖̮͎̹̓̾̅͊͊͘ͅ ̴̧̢̠͓̤̝͉̥̠̥̣̉̀̍̈͋̉̓t̵̛̥͓̝̯͈̤͖̩̼̬͇̻̝́͊̈̀̌̊̑́͆̇̐̒͆̋̐͂̔̄̅̑͊͂̒͌͋̊̚͝h̴̡̡̧̧̠̞̳̰̜͕̲̯̻̘̘̳̜̖̜̯̮̗͖̀̓̍̐̇̆̊̄͗̃͊̋͛̃͌̌͗̒͜͝ͅả̸̢̛͛̓̍͐̓͑̉̔̓̋͑̅̀̀̃͌̌͒͋̍́́͑̈́̕̚t̴̢͖̞̱͖̘̝͉̦̙͙͋͌̎̚͠,̶̢̬̗͚̟̰̹̻̱̬͆͊̅̇͒̂͆͒̓̌͑̐̄̾͗͆͠ͅ ̷̫͉̠̼̈́͒̀̊͑͐̓͐͌̓̒͐̊̕͝͠m̵̡̡̰͔͚̺̦͎̤̞̙͖̦̽̄a̶̢̲̳̫̟͙̲̺̻̅̿̈́̀̉͂̎̇͝͠͠ͅc̶̨̢̛̦͇̬̗̦̜̘̗̗̬̮͓̥̺͊̂̊̆̂̐̈̍̈́̿̈́̓͂͋̅͑̏̕͠͝h̷̛̯͔̀̇̈́͒̾̃ē̵̢̨̧͉͕̖̘̞̜̗̪̫̜͎͇̝̙̬͓̻̋̔̍̇̑̾͑̃͌͋̇̈́̃͜a̷̛̘͍̺̠̩̱̰̫̺͉̫͙̱̥̥̠̔͂̏͗͛̔̏̈́́̈́̿̌̇̌̅̇̈̓̚̕͘͠͝͝͝t̵̡̘̠̭̦̦̜̩̺͈͇̳͓͈͚̩̼̜̩̦̹̣̀ͅh̷̡̧̡͉̭͍͈̻̬̱̰̋̐̊̅͛́̉̋̎̎̂͛̐̀͝?̵̡̻͖͓̘̥̗̖̫̻̝̻̼͌̂̓̒͑͑̂̈̀̏͋̒͊̾̒̈̃̈́̈́͗̚

Joshua is the physical embodiment of “bi but no one wants him”

Dude, that is tote's uncool

Is it true though?

O-ofcourse not! I'm just too much of a dominant for anyone to get me

I see

If I call you a beta you will not get mad then?

I’m going to personally eat your rock collection

NO

WATCH ME LICK ALL OF YOUR SALT LAMPS WHILE CHEWING ON VOLCANIC ROCKS

#translation: If I find you are depriving this camp of the rarest mineral in this godforsaken world #because you couldn’t handle being called a name you’re going to be on Sydney’s next mealtime announcement.

I̶͈̙͖̋̿̂͘f̶̞͖̱̠̘̥̹͖̻̥̊̀̀͒̈́̌͠ͅ ̵̨̳̬̊̇͂́̌̑͗͝I̶̛̥͎͉͓̬̞̼̥̹͑̔͊̉́́̕͘͝͝ ̴̫̖̜̜͖͖͙̤̻͙̗̔̅f̸̢̨̞̰̩́̿̒̌͌͠i̵̢̨̯̣͇͌́͛̇͝ņ̵͕̣͖̦͓̳̝̭̥̏̈́̒̊͘d̷͈͓͓̣̬͕̝͕̊̓̈́̀̀̂̉͗͜͝ ̵̥͔̓̇̆̆ÿ̶̛̦͓̫͚́̀̀̈͌͂̈́̐̓ǫ̸̧̛̦̰̠̳̹̥͗ų̸̝͓̯̝̱̞̒̇͗ ̵̲͕̅͌͐̕a̷̛͇̤̗̭̝̲̙̦͙̼̟͐r̸̹̹̈́̑̏ę̴̨̛͉̳̼̰͖̥͚͖̽̿̅̀̈́̂͠ ̶̧̦̪͖̂̓̌͂̐͘͘̚͝d̷̰͚̬̳͕͖͂̾͊̓͘ͅȩ̴̦̲̲̦̠̈́͒̓̚p̶̧̠̳̀̒̅͗́́r̵͕̣̯̜͇̗̗̲͈̺̎͒̋͂͘ì̵̢̪̖̖͔̓̎̾̔̄͠v̸̛͈̺͔̲̤͉̪̠̮͒̊̆͗̓̆͜͝í̶̛͖̻̤͇̳̍̔̅̀̉͑̆̅͐n̴͎̄g̴̱̠̍͊̈̊̄̚ ̴̢̰̱̬̣͔̲̲͈̱̠̿͒t̷̫̟̥̠̯̹̽͑̚ḩ̴̭̤̙̩̝̍͐͊̾̉̈́i̶̢̝͍͈̥̪̞͇̭̽͌̆̉́̈́̂̓͠͝͠s̸̛͔̫̯̗̥̝͔͈̗̆ ̶̮̰̪̪̤͇͑͘c̸̡͇̦̱̣̏̓͋̈́̃̕̕ȧ̶̡͔̻̩͔̑̃̒̉̋͜m̷̠͕̈́̀̀̈̅̀ͅp̸̲̭͔̣̯̪̣̎̀̅̿̚͠ ̸̨̱̱̦̫̚o̴͖͕̥̖͕͓̣̜͖͌̏ͅͅf̶̛͍̆̑̀̽͋̓͠ ̸̲̑͊́̈́̈̈́͝͝͝ţ̵̢̬̩̲͈̝̞͍̍́̔̆̃͗́͊̚͝h̴͕̰̫͒́̌̀̏̓̂́̎ȩ̷̨̯̺͔̞͋̏̇̀̌͜ ̴̧̡̙̞̖̜̦͊͛̓̂͊ŗ̵̞̻̩̮̀̄͒͝á̶̡̙̉̃͒̌̿̐̕̚͜͠͠r̵̤̹̘͎̬̩̐͌̀̎͐̓̂̏͠͠ē̸̯̪͓̳̜̰̜s̴͔̩͉͇̱̰͔̣̆t̵͉͎͍̮̓͆̒͘͠͝ ̷̜̪̘̈̀́̾̌͐̚̚͠m̶̧̛̯͔̪̤͔̯̯̈̇̓̊̓̔͜͠i̸̢̹̫̗̜̦͓̞͊̈́͌̔͋̿̈́̐͜͠n̷͍͇̖͚̏e̸̬͇̹̘̻͈̞̐͋̎̎̊̽̔r̶̞͔̞̜̮͛̀̃͘a̸͚̗͕̪̝̬̣͌̅͜ͅͅl̸̨̺̥̙̗͌͒͘͝ ̴̗͋͒̓͗̀i̸̹̼͈̝̝̝̿͒̐̎̌̓́̌̔̇̕n̶̠̫̥̩̰̞̒́̉͋͘͠ ̸̡̥̙̉̾̊̈́̈́̚t̸̺̟͙̻̘̬̙̝̏͌̃̓͊̃̉͂̕̚h̷͈͉͍͒̓̐͌̉͆͐͋í̸̡̦̬̿̊̌̿̐̿̂͝s̴͖̦̼̀̑͒̌̕ ̷̱̜̲̻̈́̾̏̄́͘g̴̡̛̺͉̖̺̔̃̎͗͐̃͜ó̴̡̫͇̯̐͐͛͗̄̒̆̐̚d̶̰͎͈̎̃͌͝f̸̨̧̡̰͚̤̼̭͓́̊̇̑́̚͜ͅo̶̼͇̦̽̂̾ȓ̷͔̯̝̩͚̪͑̈́̅͜ś̴̗͈͍̎̅̀a̸͕̮͝k̶̜̣̞͈̝͋̈́̿̂̄̊̈̌͜͝e̶̢̗̟͕̮̰͚͝n̷̫̺̪̯͉͖̣͈̣͛̽͌̄͌͂̋̽̊̐͝ͅ ̸͍͈͖͙̯̂̋͂̀͠͠w̵̧̨̜̮̭̹͉͇͓͂̽̕ͅͅõ̷͚ř̸̢͈̮͙̮̝̏͒̍̄̕l̵̥̥̮͍̟̞͉̋̄̈́́̄̕͝͝ͅd̸̤̺̖̫͎͔̪̦̙̾̅̓͐̋̅̓̾̔͠ ̷̡̧̗̬̱̤̘̮̞͙͗̾̐͘b̷͓̥͖͓̾̉͐̅ẻ̴̛͖͊̌̾̍̆̂̀̕͘ć̸̦͙̫̟̥͚̖̘͎́͜ą̷̪̻͕̟͙̞͓͛̊͜ù̵̺̰͎̰̜͈̒̔̆̌̀́̅̊͗̚s̵̡̛̛̪̭̈̃͊͊̍̓͠ẹ̸̲͕̖̘̜̱̬̀ ̷̧͚̣͔̻̲̱͎̻͙̲̈̌͋̐̂̇́y̵̢͕̬̩̹͋̑̾̑̋̾̎͗͌͑o̷̩̰̼͚͎̜̞̻̥̟͆̓͒̚͘ͅu̷̡̗̜͖̟̖͎͠ ̸̹̹̹͖̤̫͙̮͚̠̆͌̑͒c̵̨̛̻̦̞̤̠̥̦̼͑́̏́͆͑̿̔͘͘o̶̻̯̠̯͈͗͊u̷̧̨̳͙̝͚̥͚̞̜̐́̌̃͂͊͛͌̿͝l̵̪͒͒̔̇͌̔d̷̥̬̬̹̟̫̦̙̝̤̾̅̔͂̀̉ͅn̴̢̛̩̯͖̣̩͎̠̖̞̳̓͒͊͆̕’̶͍̺͉̥̪͕̖͋̂̓̂̃͜ṯ̴̳̺̟̫̯͍̱̫̒̂͘ ̶̞̼͔̘̭̘̌͌̒͆̄̑͆̽͘h̷̬͉͗̌̈͌a̴͈̬̲̝͓̤͈̱̒̃̏͛̀͊̄͠n̴̖͖͛d̴̹͖̥̮̦̭̟̘͌̍̇̐͂͗̂l̶͔̯͖̗͍̰̝̟̓̌̍̈́̃̄͛̅̾͌͝ͅe̴̹̞̖̘̪̝͎͒̀̂̿̆͘͜ ̵̡͕̩̦̜̄͊b̴̨͕̮̲̪̦͍̳͚̖̌͂͑͆͒̃͐̿̀̏͜͝ẻ̴̢͇͋̀̊̔̒͠͠i̶̧̥̗̱̦̣̥̯̺͗̓͒̃̉̎̇͑͋n̶̹̟͔̦͓͙̤̫̤̻̊̇̆̿͠ͅģ̶̧̨̛̬̭̲̮̩̘̌̎̎̈̎̍ ̵̛̛̲̗̫͇̖̏͑́̈́̔̀̾ć̸̢͖̺̤̭̰͍̟̬̓̑̓̉̅̈́̂̅͒̃á̶̢̫̤͈̖̼̻̇̿̋̐̋̈́̆̋͘͠l̴̢͎̯̞̟̐̆̆͑̔̅͌l̴̺̄̌͋ë̵̤̹̲͉͖̠̳͇̲̯́̒̎̆̓͆̚͝ͅd̸̨̝̩̜̆̈́͑̕ ̸͎͑̌͝á̷͚̳̌ͅ ̷̗͎̖̠̭̯̣̬̝̾̋͠n̶̡̳͈̠͇̘̱̅̔̽̓̈̕͝ą̵̜̯̖̰͓̲͚̈́͌̇̊̚ṃ̶͚͎̰͒͛͑̾́̔̚͘ȇ̵͙̩͕͇͊͊͂͗͑̀́̑͊͠,̶̝̰͎̙̗̙̞̆͘ ̶̡̜̯̀̀̄̅̎̓̆̐̚͝͝y̶̞̰̫͙̓̈͌́̌̒͗̽͊͘o̴̡̧͙̥̪͎̤̝̖̯̍͑̄̚̕u̸͉̾͆̽͂̏͑̆͝ͅ’̸̮͖̜̟̭͉͍̠̗͖̽̂͐͑͜ŗ̶̞̤͖̖͛͒̐͐͌͗̔̉͝͝ë̸̝̗͖̱̹̫̩͍ ̴̟͗̓͗͆̕ġ̸͉͉̓ö̴̰͎͊̿̓̀̎i̸̢̤̞̟̰͕̲̤̫̅̽̔̑̓̃̚n̴͎͖̙̲̗͈̹̖̊g̶̲̲̳̫̹̖͔̐ ̸̝̋̚t̷̛͕̺̮̩͔̯̣͗͐̉́̒̂̉̕͘ơ̶̱̌̈́̇̆̍̽͌̔̓̕ ̷̢̯̟̲͚͙̅̉̒̾b̸̟̺̞̻̓̒͑̈́̈́ͅe̵͍͍̰͐̈́̂̀̐̽͊̚ ̶̯́́͛̈́͌̊̀̊́̕͜o̸͇̓̓̃n̵̛͚͉͍̼͙̗̈́̋̋͠ ̵̭͈̋͊͜͝S̸̬̮̜͉̼̑̂̀̅y̷͉̙̑͋̑͌̈̇̉̎d̷̹̫̭̣̀n̴͇̓̓e̵̢̛͈͉̩͐̔̊̈̕ͅỵ̵̥͖̠͎̣̪̥̿̃̆’̵̛̛̛̫̖̠̪̒̔̓̎͛͒̏̐ŝ̴̛̭̼̫̘͗̓̐̽̓ ̴͙̲͕̝͚̞͈̤̦͇̩̈́̃̾̀n̶̢̨̛̺͙͎̯̮̠̾̅̅̎̆̈́̚͝e̴̪̖̓̉͗̀̈x̵̤̭͙̻̼̭̝̺̄̌̊̈́͛̉͂̇͘͠t̸͎̘͖̼̗͖̲͒́́̎͑̒̄̿͘ ̵̻̼̮̘͚̭͚̙͓͌̈͝m̷̛͎͕̝ȅ̸̹͉̫̱͜à̷͜l̴̡̨̞̪̯̲͇̤̱̭̣̏͊̂́̄͆͠t̸̟̩͓̭̯̣̼͚̰̼͛̅̑͌̓͌͠ḭ̸̧̛͙͙̰͎͉̼̞̠̥̊͑̐͝m̷̛͈͋̑̈̊͛̐̾͛̒̅ȩ̵̱̟̝̫̘͖̜̜̠̦͊̍ ̵̢͎͕͙̳̹̱͙̣͍̙͂ą̷̳͇̿̂͛̉̌̎̀̉̽̔͘ņ̶̬̪͈̾̉̀n̵̨͎͇̖͇̊́̾o̴̠̭̦͕̦͚͕͑͑͛̈́̒͐̆͜͜ư̵̡̢̙̤͖͕͈͋͂̌̌̓̀͜͝ͅn̵̻̠̥͉̘̗̱͌̿͐̅́̀ͅͅc̸̣͇͕̘̐̅̈́̀̔͝ẽ̵̻̰͚͔̲͍͙͉́͛̍m̴̡̜̮̤͇̅̽͆͊͗̕͜͝ͅe̵͖̜̘̅͗n̶̢̝̠̖̠̩͆̈̃̚t̴̖̦̞͍̭̖̖̻̐.̷̧̥̹̯́̏͆̀̅̌̅̎̅̽̚ ̵̬͌̃̍͂̾̈́͘͝

₮̸̢̡̡͙̲̣̺̪̰̯͚̗͈̯̬̮̖̟͕̟̤̹͇̱̼̩̗̽́̈̃͑̚₳̷̢̨̻̖͓̩͖̟̯̺̜͎͖̣̩̑͂͌̆͑̀̄̇͊̌̿̚̕͜ͅͅ₭̴̡͈̲͉̩̤̺̫̺̜̰͇̠̹͔̗̼͉̻̬̥͚͎͑͜͜͜ͅͅł̷̢̡̨̨̛͉̣̯̠͕̘̪̩͍̩̟̬̝̫̹̩͖̲͚͑̈́̎͂̈́̑̆̇͂̃͐͑̆̋̓̌̎̅ͅ₦̴̱̱̩̝̮̱̗͓̼̩͕̼̘̟̟̠̻̟̺͛͌̓̃͒̆̐͒̋͐͜₲̸̨̡̡̱̣͉̼̖́̇̇̒̾̽̿̈́̈́͂͒̕͜͝ ̶̲͈̳͙̳̆̊̾͋͛̌̓̒̅͊̌̉̈́̈́́̐̈́̔͋̒͘͝₳̸̨̢̧̧̫̮̻̗͖͕͎̜̝̙̞͎̹͚͈̼̙͉̻̲̽͊͐̎̈̀̽͑͑͜͜͝͠ ̷̨̨̧̫̦̠̮̝̭͎͎͖͕̗͙̠̪͙̺̮̞͕̝̪͛̀͐͜ͅⱧ̵̨̺̱̩̗͖̼̬̟͔͍̩̙̄̈̍͑̽̽͗̑̍͠₳̶̧̛̯͎̤̪̖̼͕̟̳̘̦͇̤̟̩̻͉̗̹͙̜̳̤̥̭̺́͗͌̓̀̊̅̎̌͂̕͘̕̚͜Ɽ̸̧̡̢̡͕̠̥͙̖͔͍̻͓͕̳̣̩͇̤̪̆̌̈́̔̒̇͗̀̆̾̅͊͊̿̀̽̿̀͝͝͝₥̶̡̛̙̪̭̝̭͖̟̜͉͉͙͈̰̤̱̺̩̜̤͕̒̉̓̄͗̌́̓̀́͑̈́̓͛̈́́̈́̚̚͜͜͠Ⱡ̸̥͓͔̝̱͒̃́̆̈͗͛͋̈́̓̇̀̂̈́̈̉̇͘͜͜Ɇ̶̢̛͎͔̺̼̘̮͚̱̈́͋̀͐̊͗͑́̀̆̈́̆̔͋͆̐̌̈́͊̌͘̚͝₴̸̧͕͍͉̠̗͕͇̟̟̟̪͖͍͖͔͈͓̣̳̊̓̓̈₴̵̛̭̅͐̆̿̇̑̚͝ ̸̧̡̨̧̠̫͓͎̜͈̪̥͉̻̖͋̂͆̾̾̉̇̈́͊͝͝₥̴̧̢̛̛̲͎̯̦̼͍̺͕͉̜͓͙̳̞̞̹̋͂̒̏̒͗͂͂̈̄̀̅̾͛̂͑͘͝͝₳̵̨̧̡̹͓͉͈͕̮̞̪͙̮̱̰͌̑̉̀̒͜͝͝͝Ɽ̸͎͍̩̳̱̻͙͚͖͙̐͛̆̓̑͂͂̂̋̓͑͂̄̐̅͂̚̕͜₮̴̡̢̙̝̠̣͙̠͉̺̺̝͙̱̪͕̰͈̙̞̼̒̐̍́͂͆̾̒ͅ ̸̧̢̢͈̠͎̮͉̮̙̟̝̠͆͂͆̽̏͋́̀̄̈̆̓̓̑͜ͅ₮̸̛͇̤͙͍̖̺̥̓̐̾͂̈̈́͒́̈́̏̄̅́̂̈́͘̚̚̕̚͘͜͝͝͝Ɽ̶̨̫̱͈̩̜̬̲̬̙̩̪͉̭̼͉̜͊̎̎̌̐́̿͝ł̶̼̦͓̳̙̘̮̘͍͚̻͂̔͑̾̍͛̇̌̄͘͠ͅ₱̸̛̪̪̩̜̯̳̯̝̣̘̮̭̺̝̳͉̌̂͊͛̇̋͑̄̇̓̽̎̌̇̎̉̑͌̕͘.̸̨̡̛͔̦̰̖͔͓̲͈̂̓͛̅̅̍̈́̋̾̑̚͝͠ͅ ̴̧̛̛̮̘̜̞̬̞̫̤̖̞͇̟͍̒́̉́̌͊̌̍Ⱡ̸̨̧̢̛̥͓͖̟͕̹͓͈̼̗͙̹̬͓͉̗̥̥̲͙̞̜̂͐̉̋̀̄͗͒͊ł̷͔̯͖̣̘̯͖̭͙̭̫̖͕͚̙͓̭͖̺̈̅̅̈́̈͜₴̷̛̦̭̥̭͍̽̾͊͗͑̉̿͐̆͊̉̿́̎͛̃̍͆̍̕͝͝₮̶̧̡̢̧̠̜̱͚̩̅̋̌͂̋͛̆͛̿̈́̇̔̉̽̒͆́̿͗́̄́͋́̀̚ͅ ̶̧͓̻̹̹͚̳̣̹̱̬͔͎̜͇̠͉͈̥̗̗̜̘͎̥̱͉̄̈́̀́̋̍̎̋̆̉͌̑̓̍̋̓̏̽̒̈́̎̈̏͋͊̌̕͠ͅ₮̸͍̜͔̹̼̱̮̘̤̹̤͙̲͚͇̠͈̗̰̹͔̅̌͌͑̄̄̂͒̈́̄́͑̃͐̓̌̌̚͝͝͠Ⱨ̶̟͕̜̋́͊̑̉͌̎̅̋͋͒̄͂̆̓͋͠ł̷̨̛̹͖̳̝̩̩̯͙̥̜̪̺̩̃̅̀̓̃̽͜͠ͅ₦̴̧̻͈̹̝͕̳̥͉̃̑͝₲̵̛͈͗̽̉́̄́́̈́̀͒̐̆̈̀͘͘̕͘͘͝͝₴̶̨̛̳͉̪̥̫̥̪̜̩̊̈́̉̅̓͑͐̀̄̀̽̈́̎͋̔̊̀̀͆̕͜ ̵̫͍̗̄̍̿̈́₮̴̡̧̡̮͔͎̰̥̞͇̙̖̬̻̻͍̤͙͎̱̬̱͙̘͌̓͐͘Ⱨ̷̢̨̨͚̳̖̭͚̘͇͎͕̐͑͒͛̎͊̌͝₳̴̨̩͈͔̣̝̤̩̪̠͓̼̹͖̥͈̱̪̦̘̫̦̠̌́̃̎͂̍͂̀̋̅͜͠͝͝ͅ₮̷̥̗̹̥̫̝͎̺͚̯͇͕͓͚̘̠͕̱̖͖͕̻̀̅̓͌̌͘͜͜ͅͅ ̶̢̛̛̼̜͔̫͕͍͕͍̫͎̟͙̂͋͆͋̀̅̊͋́͑̕͝₩̶̨̛̰̭̫̱͓̻̞̞͇͔̪͍̜̻̲̌͊̾̾͂͋͐́̉̅͠Ɇ̴̧̢̦̜̝̣̗̲̫̣͍̲̹̺͉̖̽͒̒̽͛̓͂̉̇͆́̓ ̷̢̡̡̨̛̛̛̫̟̦̣͕̟̞͔͎͖̖̣̮̑̃͒̀̓̒͋̕ͅ₦̶̡̛̠̳̺̳͇̩͇̹͖̩̥̹̟̌̎̔̇̅́͑́̽̽̐ͅɆ̶̨̧̛̠̯̯̣͉̱̘̩̖͔̬̾́͊̓̐̏͐̀̅̍̊̈́̓̉̓͜Ɇ̷͕̋͛̈́̈́̿͗͑̎̀͌̓̌̿̄́̈̃Đ̴͙̯͚̹̮̋̿.̷̡̢̰͓̜̖̣̹̙̳̞̮̼͎̻̦̝̤̭͇̺̥͙͕̼̯̅̈́͗̔̂͂̈́̈́̈́̋͋̇̒͂̍͒̅͗̃̉̈́̓͝͝

#trans: Going to harmless mart. What do you all need.

mudpuddless

me wearing my uniform: boring, basic, 3/10,

me wearing my uniform with no less than two dish towels tucked in somewhere: supreme, the hight of fashion, blades masters clothing, 1000 stars, would wear to my own wedding

tally-me-banana

Even though I'm VERY clearly the sigma, alpha male on these grounds, there are certain people that make me feel like a beta.

thechurchofsydney

Is it the dozens of children that crowd around you pointing and shouting "beta" at you every other day?

Yes! That and the fact that everyone constantly tries to ignore me, but thats obviously because they’re afraid of my high-energy Alpha radiance

thechurchofsydney

Of...of course. Pray, what is "high-energy alpha radiance"?

Me on my usual energy boost, ofcourse

A mug full of redbull, two 5-hour energy bottles, 4 grams of creative and two crushed-up needles I often find stashed inside my pillows by Sydney (Very kind gesture btw) to keep my immune system kicking

My chocolate axe spray to keep myself smelling powerful too, And my explosive and Alpha personality does it as well!

And my daily routine of tiring myself out by crying on my little safe spot on the woods to start off fresh each morning,

It’s all a combination of the TOTALLY pog things I do

#translation:Please eat some real food for the love of god

P̴̧̛̯̲̦͖̝̘̮̭͍͋͗͗̆͑̓̄̑͆͗̈͌̊̎̀͐̈͝l̵̢̡͔͇͓͉̤͇̟̭̻͕̬̤͕̪̫̟̔̆̄͌́͐̿͌́͛̈́̎͌͛̋̓̀͑̚̚̚é̶̢̧̛̹̼̠̠̱̤̲̳̬̭̮̞͓̗͛́̓̀̅͌̃̉̈͌͋̿͆̊̓̏͊̇̆̐̓̓͠a̸̧̩̱̥̜̻̞͙̼̙͙̙͖͖͊́̉͋͑͆̂̕̕͜ͅͅs̴̡̪̺̮̙̱̦̝̪̫̘̣͙̺̞̹̳͕̩̋̌͂̈͂́̆̅̈̀̏̊̓̎͌̒̇́̈́̒̆̉̀̍̒̕̕̚͝e̶̢̧̡͈̹̘̯̦̻̼̰͇͙̟̙̫͇̠͔̘̤͉̳̲̞̼͈̍͛͜͜͝ͅ ̸̧̹͍̳͚͎̗̖͕̯͓̺̗̰̥̣͚͕̟̱̝̯̰͇̘̬̱̜͓̮͕̓̈́̎̾͂̑̊̕ͅe̸̡̝̼̲̪̟̳̠̼̣̯̖̲̳͕̞̓͑͑̎͑̐a̸̢̡̢̨̡̛̱̥̩̟̳͚̹͖̝̤̩͔̳̰̞̪͎͓̣͈̙̤̩̮͈͎̮͐̐̉̾́̅̋ͅṯ̷̢̡͚̻͙͕͚͙̙͕̜̼̞̬̲̩̺̖̟̺̑͐͋̒̊̇͑͗̒̐͜ ̷̢̧̢̫͓̞͓̘̘̬̖͙̣̙̦͔̫͍̎̂̔̄̀̇̀̊̽̊́̑̀̌͐̍̌̐̑͒͛̏̇̿̔͑̈́̚̕͘͜͠͝ͅs̷̨̡̢͈̪̳̝̼͙̦͇͇͖͎̞̺͍̪̮͙̫̯̘͙̤͓͐̉̉͠ͅo̶͍͇̣͓̜̪̫̪͓̲̭̭̱̱͇̺̺̒̿̐͒͛́̆̋̆̂̉̉̌̍͑̓̋̐̊̏̓̔̅͜͠m̵̢̛̯̰̠̞͍̳͙̳͚̩͎̰̥̱̣̬͆̎͊̎̅͐͊̓̅͊̅̈́̎̓̈́̾͊̏͋͌̿̈́̈́e̸͖̬͉̫͇̿͋̀͐͋̅̑̇̏̂͌̾̒͋̆͂̂̏͘͘͝͝ ̵̧͓̗̝̞̬̙̱̞͚̙̈́͗̓̄́r̷̹͎͍̰͈͚̭͔̤̪̳͕͑͂̚͝͠e̸̡̧̮̺̭̙̫̺͍̗̻̺͔̺͛̐a̷̡̢̛̰̫͍̭̳̱̱̩͍͎̤̳̠̯͇͙̣̟̫̟̘̟̬̬̣͎̙̲̍́̏̌̃̋̿͜ͅl̶̨̨̢̛͙͍̱̯̻̳͕͕̔̓̂̌̾̀̉͂̂̃̉͐̈̏̇̍͋̓̓̊̔̕͘͠͝͠͝ ̶̢̛̱̥̦̟̓́̽̋̄̆͂̃͆̅̊̊͑̋̄͂̋̇͊̏͋͒̚͘͝f̸̟̺̈͆̈̿̑̓͋̔̿̀̏̅̓͗̕͝͠͠͝o̶̢̢̤̱͚̝͔̙̱̺͈͕͚͓̻̮̜̰̦͉͓͆̈́̌̾̔͝͠o̷̮̻͗̋̑͛̏͒̔̏̂́̈́͗̚̚̚̕͘͝d̵̛̫̙̪̦͇͒͛̉͋̉̊̊̀͛̽̐͒̂̀͒́͋̉̈́́̌̑̅̀̆̔̈́̚̕͝ ̴̢̡͇͉̦̬̹̪̜̜͎̦̘̞͖̫̼̲͙̰̹̙͇͇͙̣̐̒̈́͌̆͛́̅̉̎̉̕͠ͅf̶̢̢̨̧̘̗̯̥̣̖̘̯̣̣̀̐͋̀̈́͌̄̍̃̒̄́͂̃̌͜ǫ̸̥͈̦̦̲̥͙͈́̈ͅr̸̨̦̠̻̳͔͕̪͓̬̰̠͉̗̜̹̻̣̝̼̉͒̄͛̌̐̍̈́͂̀́̌̒̿̈͑̓̃̋͜͜͝ͅ ̵̡̢̨̢̟͕͙̟̙̙͕̲͕̱͔͓͍̜̰̜͙̙͚̺͙̮͓̟̗̳̜͖͌̿͗͋͗̇̓͛̌̾̅͌̑̈́͂̏̀͗̈́͐̆̌̕̚̚͠͠t̶̮͍̫̖̟̖̲̼̼͎̳͖̲́h̶̡̧̡̧͉͙̱͔͈̠̞͕̱͚̣͙͇̻̹̜̊̄̊͊̾͒̎͆̀̊e̷̡̨̧͔̹̜̙̺͚͍̜͔̤͖͚͓͚͉̭̫̠̬̥̲̦̹̩͍͍̤̩̮̤͑̆̾͋̓̅̈́̏̂̀̃̃̓̂͂̿̏̊̈̾́̂͑͛͒̑͑̇͘̕͝͝ ̴̡̨̡̡̛̗̭̤̪̱̥͚̮̭̰̼͚̰͚̺̌͑̂̄̔̔̔̈́̐̽̅̃̂̈̚̕͜l̴̢̧̛̜̺̣͔̫͕̖̥̠̞̲͉̰͈̺͚̲̹͍͈͙̙̲̩̗̅̈́͒̀̓͑̉̒̈́̀̃̀̍̋̕͝͝ͅỡ̴̮͙̫͎̼̟͕̭̩͓̼̜̹̏̋̀́͆̎̓̇̋̍͐͆͗̓͌̽͘͠͝͠v̵̛̦̯͇͇͎̻͎̠̝̳͇̝̭̹͍̥̾̓̀̇̒̌͐͗̐́͌́͆̄͒́̂̾̕̕͘̚̕͝ẽ̸̻̘̺̮̥̍̒̈́̔̾̄͛̒͜ͅͅ ̸̡̢̢̼͍̲̼͖̟͎̫̙͔͚̭͉̻̦̝͖̟̰͎̖͉͎͚̪͕̗̣̇̄̒͑͜͜ͅö̵̰̘͚̼͇̘̪̯̯́̈̈́͊̈̅̌͊̿̓͋͌͌͐̉̃́̾̈́̑̈́̾̚͘͘͝͝͝ͅf̴̨͖̼̼͙̪͔̮͙͎͚͕̦̠̼̺̮͓̬̳͇̣͕͚̯̋̃̑͛̈́́̃̕͜͝ ̸̦̭͚͉͔͙̠̳̜͔̲̥̩̾͒̄͌̌̂͋̋͑̒͋̊̕͠g̴̛̫̘̲̙͎͇̘͙͕͙̼͈̫͎͎͈̫̳̭̩̻̹̮̬̜͉̺̠͒͗̇̊̓́́̈́̓͊̃͗̆̔̊̈́̄̽́́̀̈̀̋̾̉͌̚͜͜͠͝ö̷̭͙̌̈́̔̎̓̀̾̔̈̑́͒̑̒̄͂́̊̈́̈́͐͑̿̐̚͝͝ͅd̶̘͕͖̱̝͕̼̫̰̋̿͑͗̆͋̄̔̈̊̈̈́̌̓͋͂̈́̅̓̈́͛̆̽͋́̃̕̚͝͠

W̸͉̽̎̄̉͒͐̆̚ḧ̷̢̧̘͈̲́͛̑̍̅̓̎̇â̷̱̬͎̐͋͊̎͝t̸͚̮͖̮̫̹̍̈́̍ ̵̛̲̻̭̮̦̻̠͈̹̭̼͚̿̔t̴̪̖̄̋́̾̅͒̀̍̔̀̔ḩ̶̢̛̬̋́̄̓͊e̸̦̎̉́͂͑͑ ̵̙̗̗͕̼̝͕̮̤͚̭͕̎͗̉̾̈́̃̈́̂͒͘f̸̮̟̰̎́́̆͛̓͋̈́̌̈̂̕͘̕͜͝u̵̧̧͔͓̫͈̦͕̩̟̒̑̒̎̇̀̓͆̎̈́͗̚͘c̶̤̠̘̼͓͔͎̠̀͒͠ͅk̷̲͓͎̳͕͚̹̘͕̫̰̤̳͈͍̋̀ ̵͈̳̻͎̫̩̝͑͗̄̀́͗͂͆̕͝͝ḯ̴̡̢͍̬̦̗̯͖̞͍̩̳͂̈ṣ̴͇̦̬͙̱̞̝͖͐͋̌̈ ̴̱̪̝̄̄͗̂̉̊m̶̡̡̗̦̖͉̖̖̙̱̹͕̠̄̓̌́̂̐̀̊̌́͆ͅȉ̷̡̧̧̬̜͉̲͈̘̦͎̞̟̖̟̐̈́̐̔̎͋̋͗͘͝͝l̸̢̞͕̭͎͍͎̟̯̈͆̇̌̕̚͠ã̶̧̩̳̙̖͕̮̘͖̫͉̹ ̵̡̯̜̯͈͖͍͆̌̃̂͠͠m̵̢̡̝͖̪̞͉͕̯̭̺̭̲̞̌͂̐̂͊́̄̀̀̒͊͝ͅâ̶̡͍̮̘̻̮̖̤͔̩̩̦͆k̶͚͇̗͈͊̔́̈́͒͋͛͌̽i̷̢̨̹̻͇̙̝̞͔͓̗̞̋͛͌̄̈́́́̄͒̄̃͌̈́̈́ͅn̵̼̜̉̐͂̔̏̈́͆̋͆̇̑͗̕͝͠g̴̡̢̠̭̖̗̾̈̎̐͘͝ ̷̧̢̬͙̪̱̯̥̝͕͎̲͚̮͔͗i̸̥̻͍̺͕̹̳̣̹̠͓̲͊̀̀̒͑͗̾͋̐́͗͘͘͜͠͝ͅn̷͇̈́̕͝͝ͅ ̵̹͓̃̓̅m̶̡̨̡̳͎̘̼͖̲̌͌͜ŷ̸̢̼͛̿̒͝͝ ̴̤̙͙̟͇̞̠̼͕̓́͛̆k̵̘̫͚̔̑͑͒̕į̶̨͓̗̦̩͍̹̼̂͊̒́͘t̸̬̙͚͙̞͔̫͎̻̰͖͎̜̤̱̄̎̍̉̿́̄̋̍̾̍́̾̎͝ç̶͉̥̥͙̳̝̮̯̝͚͉̄̐̍͒̒͂̊̓͂͝͝h̷̢̡̲̜̖͔̜̟̻͔̞̘͇͓̆̆͑́̅̀̀̑́̈́ͅế̸̡̨͔̳͚̹̠͕̠̖̣̕͜͜ń̶̛͉̀̂́͐̎͛͘ ̵̖͚̤̱̼͖͖̹͓̙̥͓̏͑̀̍̐͆͘͜͠ạ̴̗͖̺͍̅̅̐͋̍̀n̸̼̍̿̋̈́̃̇̒͐̎̀͗͋̋͝͠d̸͎̄̄̈́͗̍̒̋̈́̊̈͛͌͠ ̸͇̜̪̟̩̳̮̗̝̤̅̍̑͒̔̀͑̈́́̕w̵̨̩̣̲̽͋̑̂̓̒̈͝h̵̡̢̛̝͇̻͍͙̺̖̦̫͈̖̠̊̔̃̕͜͠y̷̖͕̿̄̈́̀̕͝ ̵̡̡͍̱̱̬͍̩̬̮̃̓̍̓̂̀̒͐̂̆͜͠d̴̗͓̮͋́͋̊̋̈̚ŏ̴̢̨̼̩̀̅͐̈́̿̃̾̾̕̚͝ę̴͔̥̫̯̪͓̫̬̮̞̱̺̱̿́͘͜͝s̷̢̡̠̣̺̤̦̹̄̉̆͛̉̐̽́̕ ̶̡͉̞̗̣͓̪̰̻̺͖͕̰͇̈́̊͑͂͂͊͐̀̅͘̚͠ĭ̶͍͉̎́̓͑͐̐̇̓͑̕͝ṯ̸̛̛̓͒̀͊̈ ̴̢̟̌̄̓̂̑̈́́̓͌̆̌̔͗̊͘ͅh̵̗̻̯͖̞̲͙͈̺̥͙̐̌̎̐̋̽́͒a̵̢̮͎̺̳͕̞̓́̓̎͑̇̕v̴̧̠͔͕̬͙̹̺̼̰͑͊̆̂͛̾̅̉̑͑̓̃́̈́͘ͅę̶̨̥̳͚̖̝͖͇͎̲̥̏̓̑͑ͅ ̴̞̞͍̱͍͉͉̰̹̬̭̯̳́̐̍́̀̿͒͐̎́̆̈́̕͜͝"̷̟͎͓̠͚̗͉̟̖̞͖͕̬̝̀̀̂̉̅̀́̓̃͆̾R̵̨̗͎̟̟͈̹̼̋͒͛̾ą̵͈͙̪̺͍͇̩͇̟͙̺͐͛͊́̿͘͜ȋ̴̗̻̭̫̯̹̣̮͓͖̯̄͂̈́̈͊̒̄̔̎͠͝s̶̲͖͔̠͔͖̈́̊i̴̫̘̮̻̤͍̺̖̙̋̎̏͗̇̓̎͛͝n̷̘̘͚͆͒͗̒̈̽̍̚"̴̧̛̟̖̦͔͖̘̱͂̌͊̓̂͋̂ ̴̧͈̪͙̼̬͈͙͇͙̙̼̰̇̾̽̄̊͂̀̿͘̚̕͘͜͝ą̴̩̻͓͎̹̦̠̖̦͉͕̃̆̍̽̈͘͝ͅn̸̤̗̥̪͚͕̼̖̰̠̲̝̊ḑ̷̨̘̭̬͕̞̰͙͍͕̻͌͜ ̵͖̘̥̳̥͉̆̓͌̍̂̿͒̇̈̌̍͝"̵̜̬̘̣̟̞̍͐c̴̡̛̛͓̥͎̯̱͖̤͈͊́͆̎̈́̎̊̀̀̕͜o̶̡̢̨̝̝̳̗̘̪̹̟̅̓̊ͅợ̷̗̹̌̄̏͌͗͆̾̔̽̓̔̃͘͝k̷̯̣͂̀̀̈́̍͆̃͝i̸̛̞̗͐̇̓̌͂̑̇͌̒̎̔͝͝e̶̢̢̪̳̠̫͉̫̖͊̌͂͂̄͛"̴̛̺͒͆̂̈̇͂̊́̅̒͊̈̚͘͜ ̶͓͎̦̙̬̯̬̺̯͕̻̭̯̇̃̃̿͊̍̇̌̀͝î̵̧̢̱̩͎̻̙͎̻̥̄͘n̸̛̤͛̏͗̇͑͗̊̊́͑́ ̴͙͈̟͓̭̝̹̟͕̗̺̠͑͌̔̎̓̕͝t̵̛͇͒̆͋̈̽̐̐̈́́̂͋͠h̶̗̱̞͈̮͍̪͔̑̔͒̅̑̌̃͘͜͝e̵̛̲͍͚̥͎̘̫̘̤̒͂̊̎̍̊͊̑̋̈́͘̕ ̷̢̧̡̡̠̩͙̞̞͎̲͈̆̏̂͐͆̇̏̃̅́̒̋̅͘͠s̶̭̞̣͖̦͚̣̖̽̃̌̂̂̓̚͘͠a̷̢̟͍͋͌̒́͐́͝͝m̸̼̌́̌̊̋̌̆̂̕͠e̷̡̟̣̦͕̞̱̔̐̈́̍͑̈́͌̆̓̈́͗̔̚̕͠ ̸̡̢̡̝̦̟̺͎̪̜̬̪͎̽́̈́̀̅̌ṱ̷̖͎̙̀̓̋̇́̈́i̷̯̘̹̗̮͌̐̐̏̋̅̎̕͝t̴̡̡̻̤̘̮̥͙̣͓̤̟̦͚͆͂͒̀̌ḻ̸̢͉̯̤͔̯̙̓̈́̚͜ẻ̴̢̛̜̥̲̻̤͙͑̾͌̒̊́͑͋́.̴̩̯͎̬͇͖͇̹͇̘̳̜͊̌̾̀̅̃̀̇̑̕̕ ̶̡̥̲̗̬̟͇̭̞̮̱̭̾̑̈́̍͆͆̄̿͠

#translation: What in the world is mila making in my kitchen and why does it have ''Raisin'' and ''cookie'' in the same title.

Á̵̢̮̙̳̈͛̋͘l̸͚̦̥͎͓͕͒́̀̏̀̃͊̋̍̏̽l̶̛̥̱̣̥̙̪͆̒̅͐̉ ̸̛͕͈̆͂̉̀̅͌̇́̏͠ṁ̴͎̺̰̳̫̗̗̆̏̐̽̊̉͛̃̾̐ȕ̴̢̫͎̖̰̩̖̱̱̮̓̋̆͂̈́͐̂͐̇̈́̕͜͠ͅs̵̜͈͕̮̥̩̲͖̗͍͈͕̠̊͑͒́ḫ̴̢̩͖̥̿̓͛͗̌̀̈́̌̔̓̿̕r̴͕̣͒̆̀ṑ̴̅̑͆̍̕̚͜o̴̧̻̩̦̘̝̊̓̄́͛̄͂͆̎͆͛̀̔͊͝m̴̛̛̛̈͌͗́̀͐͜s̸̡̹̻̪̠̫̻̟̖̤̿̐̾̊̒̏͒̕͠ͅ ̵̧̧̥͚̼͎͍̞͔͓͓̹̱̓̈́̌͂͌̒̀̌̅̏̉ą̶̛̼̗̰̥͚̹̩̠͂̀́̎̇́͐̔̆͗r̸̬͙̮̽̓͒̈̒̈́̓͌̃͒͝͝e̶͉̰̲̜̞͈͈͆̉̓͠ ̴̖͔͚͖̗͎̆̈́̎̏̒͝͝ͅe̴̡̩͖̖̽͌͗̏͒̐̀̂̍̌͊͜͠ͅͅd̸͉͕̋̓ì̴̧̨̯̹͍͙̖͓̈͒̄̑̈́̂͝b̷͖̊̓̈́̄̄͋̇̓̃̅l̴̖̘̻̠̠̖͓̐̽͊̏̈́͐̀̑͐̄͊̈́̓è̵̢̨͈̩̦̗̳͚̰͔͇̑͆͌͒̀͒̇̂͋͋̿͜͜ ̶̡̝͚̖̥͙̹̜́́̏̈́̌̒̐̎́͝͝i̶̧͙̦̤͍͔̻̥͗͂͊̍̀͊̃̓̂̇̿̏͛̚f̶̫̱͎̭̈́͌ ̸̯͍̮͍̎̊̽̕y̵͚̹̙͓̻͓̤̯̘̩͖͇̏͊͒͜o̵͈͕͓͔̱̓̋̐ͅȗ̷͓̍̋̈́ ̸̛̟̯͇̳̆̿̉͑̀́̓͑͂̉̊͋̕ẉ̵͚͈̹̜͎̥̥̱̰̝̈́̎͗͌̈́͝ͅo̶̧͍̖̬͈̩̙̻̙̺̪̩͓̿́̔̾̽͜ͅu̴̖̎̓̐l̵̢̡̢͈͈̳̳͚̻͙͕͍̮̠͗̅̐̆̅̅̊̍̑̅̂̽̕͜͝d̷̪͓̟́̈̍̊̎̋́͆̍̒ ̴̡̠̝̻̠͔̺̩͍͕͕̫͈̹̇̈́͆̎͋̉̓̈́̀̌̌̏̂͝l̵̡̛̿̀͒̓͐̓͒̈́͐̉͘ị̷̡͙̜̬̞͍͓͍̩͙́͊͒̓̾̿̈́̓̇͂̆͊̂͠͠ķ̴̳͙̤͙̭̙͙̫͑͑͛͝ḙ̵̢̧̧̣̜̹̹̗̮̹̹̗̈́ ̶̧̼̿̂̂̒t̶̨͓̭͖͛̍h̴̠̝͕̻͇̭̳͍̪̲̪̋͊̄̂͛͋͠ȩ̴̨̂́̓̓͗͆̈́̾̀̒̚̚͝m̸̯̯̱̱̫͍̬̤͉̫̍͑͆̇̑̃̈́̾͂͋̕͝ ̶̯̹̳̗̱̲̯͎̪͈̓͋̈̆̀̓̍̍̃̓͘ͅṫ̸̮̤͖̭͙͓̗̓͗͆ǫ̵̦͎̤̤̼̹̰̞̱̠̬̱̑͛͘ ̵̨̛̦͙̠̖̺̠̤̭͔̱̱̂͊͊̚͘͜ͅḃ̷̧͍̹̦̗̱͈͙̟̞͇͖̜̓͒̄̑̉̂̓̒͠ê̵͖̘͕͙̖̯͖̻̥̈́͆̒͌̚͘.̶̧̙̭̪͚̥̊́͂̂͆̓̀̈̀̈́͌̊̌̆

They are not edible.

M̶̧̢̡͉͚̩̰̫͕͙͔̤͕͙̣̺̄̐̎̌̀̓̌̏́́̀̓͊̉͐̆̐͋͗̂̕͝a̷̢̧͍͙̟̰̗̙̗̣͔̯͚̿̅̏́̎̾͂̄͋͛̑̍͒́̌̓̇͊̾́̚͝y̴̢̨̨͈͇͎͍̜̭̹̱̞͖̤̞͉͍̞͓͕͍̲̐͗̓́̀̄́̏̎͘b̸̛̛̟̺̗͓͎̫̮̗̺̱̣̟͕̜̐̓̅̈́̈́̃̏́̃́̇̐͊̆̐͋͝ͅę̷͕̮͇͚̩͓͉̖͕̲̠̳̱͎̬͙̘̫̰̓̀̊̑̏̏̋̐̄̿͆͑͑͌̒̋̎̒͘̚ͅ ̵̲̮̻̎̍̆̒͐̄̊̒́̊̐̆̏̑̋́͘ṅ̶̡̰̻̙͎̱̣̭̠͑̉̋̍͌͗̏͂̑̅͒̒̾̈́̕̕̚͘͠ŏ̶̡͙͉̙͈̘̙̩͎̤̺̤̻̘͇̟̞͈̈́̈͛̈́̒̌͛̓͆͋͘̕͜ͅt̴̨̡̺̥̱̯͖̤͓̱̤͔͆̔̀͒̍͗͛͐̉́͛͛́̈̒̊͘͘͝ ̵̢̧̡̛͖̯̬̹̟̿̌f̶̨̨̫͉̖̤̬̖̰̩̺̱̤͈̗̟̹͓̀̎͋͗̏̏͊̊̎̍̏̕ͅo̵̢̪̜͎̹̮͍̊̽́͑͂̒̓̓̎̍͝͝r̶͚̭̬̲̟̊̌̇͗̈́̓̚͠ ̶̨̢̦̲̭͎̬͇̬̱̫͇͙̰͔̳͕̅̏y̴̢̧̢̭̰̗̜̼̰̟̤̠͚͚̮̽͆ö̵̡͙̫̰͈̫̤̬̣̺̟̲̲̬̞̭̐ṷ̵̧̳͈̤͎͙͈̮̞̥̼͓̲̫͓̱̅̈́͆͐̀͂͛̎̐̎͒͜.̸̨͉̗̥͎͍̙͚͈͓̝̪̖͉̞̂ ̴̨̢̮͔̬̫͔͓̩̏̍̿́̿̿̎̆̉̒̒̈́͗̂̄͌̌̏͑͜:̶͓̓̐͠)̸̩̫̞̪͖̟͙̗͈̟̬̜̌̓̉ͅͅ

The fungus are friends, not food.

I̵̢̛̫̱͛̌̑̂͊̀̓̐̾̾͑̈́̐͋͘͝f̵̨̢̞̺͉̫͚̳͓̳͖͖̬̻̹̻̱̐̃͛̈́͆͑̇͌̇̄̎͌̄̑͋̚̕͘͝ͅ ̴̢͚͕͍̠̬̘̙̞͚̣̜̜̝̃͒͐̆̇̊̑̆͘͘͜͠ͅͅḿ̴̡̱̗̩̗͙͈̪̰̼̬̱̳̰̗̬̩̺̇̑̇͑̈̀̓͛͗͋̎͊̈̄̏̀̉̚͜͠y̷̨̦̥̜̞͖̮̼͕̘̘̖̺̩̘̻̯̬͔̣̑̔̎͊͗̀̏ͅͅ ̶̛͇̝͙̤̪̗̰̘̣̫͈̟͉̜̼̈́̎̃̅̈́͋̚͝͠ͅc̶̤̭̯̟̣̻̥̹̗̞̥͖͖̓̓̄͒̀͌̐̓̄͒̕̕ơ̶͍̑̃͋̀͒͛̊͆̎͛̅̇̓͒̚͜͠͝ṓ̷̡̟̭̮̱̦͔͇̝̣̞̹̫͉̗̠̞̔͋́̇̉̐̾̄͌̽̑̆͌̽̍̔̓̕͝͠ͅk̸͈͓͓̲̲͎̥͍͕̟̟̀̃̃̑̓̄̇̍̽̿̏͑͠͠͝i̷̡͗̊̒͊̇̌̋̈͛̃̀̃͐̀n̶͈̘̲̗̜͚͍̬̪̦̬̦͕̤͛̄̓̏̆͊̀͋͒̂̀̈͌͋́̃͘͜͝g̷̪̳̼̞̦̮͇̫̒̈́̿̎́̿̓͛̎͐͌͑͘͝ ̶̨̙͈̘̺̳̎͛͆̌j̷͔͉̾̔̿̂̚o̷̧̪̹̪̪̪͔͙̘͒͂͗̀̈́̉͝ͅu̵̻̍͊̈́̚r̷̠̱͉͈̭͉͋̓́̎̓̑̆͂͠ņ̸͙̥͍̼͖͖̾̃͂̓̾̏̌͛͊̽̿̔̊̐̽̂e̸̢̟̥͎͇̰̓̑́̌̃̽̑̿̿̾̓̃́͜ȳ̶̨̨͍͍͛̊͑̒̉͆̒̂̔͌̈́̍̇́̀̆̂͠ ̵̨̯̫̱̗̺̼̥̫̗̪̖̳͙̼̈́̏̔̂̿́̌̀́̆͊̄̓̔̀̐̌̄̉̀͜͜r̵̨̛̟̳̬͔͇̞̘̼̺̹̝͓̙̥̝̪̠̬̣̬̎͂̏̐͋͂͑̓̎͑̾̑͊̕͝ȩ̸̯̯͎͈͇̬̙̪͉̮͚̭̻̳̫̑́͒̄̓̆͜͜͜ͅq̶̢̼̹͆́u̷̡̪̿͐̒͗̾́̈́͒́̕͝͠į̶̤̳̮̑͌͒͌͆̅̾͝r̴̡̢͒̀̋͊̅́͌̉̌̈́͠ẽ̵̳̘̗̩͖̭͖̮̯̥̮̗̲̟̉̆͌ͅs̸̡̭͙̙͐́̃͑̆̀ ̶̨̜̰̬̙͎̘͚̱͔̣͇̟̉̉͂̓̓̒͒̓́̈́͂̇́͊̇̿̓͜͝͠ͅm̶̮͖̮̜͓͕̣̟͈̦̪̅͋̓͒̄̂̊̈́̓͐̀̅̚̚͘͜͝e̶̢̼̘̲̙̝̭̹̮̾͘ ̸͎̭̹̭̬̆̈̓̑̔̌̈́̎͌̏̏̌͂͑̇͌͌͠͠t̸̨̡͎̞̄̈́̆̓̉̉͑̾͐͋̀̍̊́̆̆͊͐͘͘ͅǫ̵̗̱̭̻̆̂͗͛̿́̏́̕͘ ̸͉̹̠̪͔̹̦̥̭̳̘̠̫̙̬̺́̀͊̚͝f̸̨̭͎̰͇̭͎̫̥͙̱̱̯̞̬͚́͋̎̆͆̊̍̓͋͗̒̈́͑̒̇͜͜r̸̡̝͇̭̝̬̭̍̎̾́͛͘̕y̷̡̲̪̫̠̙̠͍̭͉̝̺̥̗̯̻̪̎̑͂͐̔̏̃͋̑̿͂̊͛̊̎̓̑̽́͝͝ ̸̛̙͉͕̻̝̮͇͎̙͈́͊̃͐͗͌̓̉͗́̓̑̇̽̓̍̌́ą̵̨̢̡̞̭̙̝̼̗̜̯̩̮͍̫͙̺͓̥̞̀͒̑̇̇ͅ ̵̧̡̩͍̪̙̗̣̻̫̣̣̯̦̘͇̝̌̾̉̀́͘͠͝͝͝ͅf̷̪͚̱̹͈̈̀̓̂̽̂̏̇͌̀̇̾̇͑̂̈́͘͠r̴̡̧̡̛̼̟͕̳̼̪̻͆͌̑̃̀̿͝͝i̷̛̪͔̭̪̼͓̬͍̰̲̰͖͔̹͌̑̋͒͌̿̿͒̓͗̊͑̓͝ę̷̨̭̲̙̹̪͕͓̗̣̜̩̘̞̬͈͍̘̽̈́̍̈́͝ͅn̵̡̡͉͖̠̖͎͎̺͕̙̫̭̠̣̄̕d̵̨̛̞͙̿̅͑̈̽͐̿̽̈́͒̾͐̈͠͝͠ ̵͖̭̜̦̞̬̣̣̣͆̋̋̾͛̂͂̍̀̍̍̀̋͛͘͘o̴̦̠̥͆̾̐͊́̌̌͑̇͆̓͆̅̕̚͝r̵̛͚͍̱̹̯͇̰̱̗̞̭̲̗̘̹̻̖͇̫̟͔̂̄̂̾͊̒̓̓̑̀̇̍̾́̔̈́̍͐͌̃ ̵̡̡̧̛̛̺͔̯̭̥͓͉̪̲̝͚̩̝̳̼̬͇̭̃̇̈́̀̆̇͗̓͆̅͊̐͜͝͝͝͝t̸̟̫̠̐̓̒ẁ̸͍͈̯͓̲̳̲͜ơ̶̢̨͕̭͚͌́̿̎̑̋̀̍͌̎̎͝ ̸̗̄̓̉͑͛̆̆̂͛̔̽͗̋͛̕͝͝Í̷̡̗͉͉̙͔̭͉̫̥̓̂͛̆̏͒͐̇͆̈ͅ'̷̨̭̫̪͍̈́̋̆̀̀̌́̕͘͝͝l̸̡̛̛̛̬͈̱̩͈̘̼̳̭͊̌̇̑̽̆̋̀̀̂̏̎̐̕͝l̶̛̼̯̱̪͓̓͒͛͆͒̂̿̑̏͐̌̅̽̚͝͝ ̸̨̳̫̲͈̦̩̜͕̲͚̻̓̊̄̓̿͒̒͊̑̍͒̄͛̕͝ģ̷̫̙̘̤̜̟̬͇̹́̍̏͌͌̂͗̌̍̈́̐̍̍͌̀̑̂͊̚̚̚͝ͅl̵̡͍̮̱̦̰̩͕̪̲̦̣͈̻͚̋̈́̀́̔̂̓̅̽̕̚͠ͅa̶̖̜̜͍̣̙͊̏̿͑̉̄̇̿͗̕d̸͎̤̞̥̤̗͎͖̹̥̘̠̯̘̞̠̮̯̼̈́̈̂̏͜ͅl̵̡̛̠̭̱̠͎͎̈́̐̅̉̀̋͗̏̈́̓̂̂͗̆̋͗̊́͋̍̓ỹ̶̨͙̙̝͉̫̟̱͍̠̗͔̱͉̲̥̮̹̫̫̭̈̀̃̑̒̔͋͋̀̍̾̈̎ ̸̨̢̛̱̣̰̖̫͔̟̜̳̪̠̃̄̇͛̀̀̏̏̋͂̕̕̚͝m̸̡̨͙̪̬͓̘̯̥̺̭͈͈̤̝̪̘͐̀̂̓̄́̒͊͛͐͗̃́̿͆̒͠͝a̴̛̠̣̜͛̎́̆̿̍̀̿̓̐́̐͑͒̆́̎̚̚k̴̡̧̨͈̪̣̤̦͎̫̟͍͈̫̻̥̬̜̹͋̃̿̀͒̽̒͛̌̇͜͠͝ḛ̷̗̙͖̲͙̱̟̳̳͐̊͒̐ ̵̪̫̋̍́̔͒͛̉͆̀t̵̨̢̧̠̬̘̤̹̖̣͚͎̠̘̳̹͔̺̳̿̈͗̿̑̑́̀̇̈͘̚͜ͅḩ̷̨̢̦̤͙̲͉̖͈̙̼͙͚̞̲̰̳̈̑̊̿́̎͂̓̿̅͂͆͛͂̀̀̑̽̚̚͝͝ą̵͚̮̮̭̺̖̦͒̇͝ţ̸̡̧̨̛̻͓̠̟̘̳͉̫̺̠͎̲̳̯̬̜̜̒̈͗̃͗̓̚͘ͅ ̴͖͖͇̿͘s̷̬̭̘̪̎a̵̛̹̓̉̐͂͌̀͗̕͠c̴͕̥̗̉̀́̀͗̈́̑̐̚͝ȑ̴͚̖̦̰̟͔͐̈̽͌̐͌͂̔̾̽ǐ̴̧̧̧̱̻͍̟͔̮͉̫̲̩̲̖̣̖͔͚̬̽̑̔̑̾͑̾́͛̑̚͘͘͘͘͜͠͝͝f̵̨̧̲͈̖͈̤̺̬̟̤͋̽̔̌̽͂͝͝ͅi̶̛̟̘̜̟̹̹͓̫̥̜̞̠͈̐̀̇͊͊̀̋̄̾̉̌̅̑́̉̕͜͜͜c̷̬̗͓͓̗̟͍͙̤̹̖͎̝̅͐̄̽͜ͅę̷̛̛̤͖̳̫̩̜͂̋͗͐̀.̶̛̹̤͇̟̂̎̌͗́̌͌̽̅͋͛̓̚̚ ̶̨̡͔̟̺̣̫͕̞͉̪̈́͆̕Í̷̳̩̲̞̦̣͎̗͓̰̜̹̳͊̒̀̋͑͂͌̀̀́̇̀̔̍̓̋͘̕͝͝'̸̝̬͔͈̜̙̰͚͛̚͠m̸̨̧̫̤̦̼̦̭̯̭̥͎̺͍̦̻̤͆̆̀̍̑̑̌̉̾̎̈́̈́̋̍̃̕̕͝ͅ ̷̧̧̛̛̹̟̘̲̮̈́̋̈́̎͛̈̀̍̒̈̽́̌͊̕̚ş̶̺̣͙̯̼̒͊̅̔̌͆̾͛̐͛̔̇̌͜͝͝ů̴̯͇͕̯̙̣͚̬̞͖͇̪͚̮̰̯̼̺͓͇̺r̴̤̤͌͛̓̃͛̅̀́̍̈͗̊̏͆̎̔̾͝͠é̴̡̛̼̯̪̣͎͙̩͕̻͓̩̰̦̈́̀̑̉ ̸̢̡̘̱̭̳̻̖͎͓̪͍̉̂̌̂̍̍̽̓̿͝t̷̥̯̲̞̠̼̄̔̃̔̀̄̋̀̈́͌̓̕̕̚͝͠ḩ̷͈̰̭̻͔̱̗̝̘̼̭̱̘͐̂̿e̷̛͈͓̺̬̞̮͚͖̪̋̃͆̈́͛̓͑͗̌́̅̀͆̑͊̕͝͠ý̴̛̙̰̘̺̗͑̃̔̋́̔͗̽͒͆͆̈́̄͆̏̕̕͠ ̵̨͚͈͇̩̠̫͇̾̈́̔͊̿̈́̄͋̊̈́̽̃̂̔̓̃͑͘̕͘̚͜͜w̸̡̨͖̟̰͕̭̳͖̟͇̖̬̝͖̽̋̒̀́̋̓́ͅì̴̧̧̤̗̻̭̜̟͈̝̻̲̎͝ͅl̷̡̥̮̟̜͇̖͎̻̟͓̫̳̫̹͔̥̽̿̐͗͒͂̋͑̈̅̚͘̚͜͜l̸̢̡̛̰̬̪̰̫̥̖͚̮̯̩̞̼̫̞̳͔̟͗͊̈́͜ ̷̡͈̞͎͈̟̣̱͖̗͔͙̯̬̤̓͑̈́̐͋̆̈́̎̃͌̃͝͝ͅŭ̴͎̜͖͚̲̜̠̱̻̥̲̲͔̩͕̫͊́̈̍̇̋̐̾̃̐̈̈̑̄͗͠͝ͅn̴̟͕̝̹͈̠͚̣̟̺̮̙͙͎̰̝̓͛͂͒̽̑͂͋̒̕̚̚̚͘ͅḑ̶̡̛͈̬̠͍̲͎̗̰͔̱͌͛̈́̓͒̾̀̍̎̒̀̑͘͜ȩ̴̧̧̛̪̪̮̟͎̭̰͙̰͉̫̬̳͐͐̾̎̓̇́̃̋̓̈́̉͗͜͜ͅr̴̺̩̥͎̮̭͓͔̮̰̙̦̫̫̘̣̥̩̖̍̀̈́͋͊̈͊̕̚͜s̷̢͉̠͔͓͚̫̥̲͈̲̦̤͍͓̣̞̯̘̀̓̓͘͝ť̸̠͊̕ḁ̸̡̛͔͕̙̳̝̘͓̰̫̳̿͊̓͋͛͑̍̂̐́̋̄͛̂̔͜͝͠͝n̴̛͖̓̋̈́̄̓͛̿̍̃̉̽̚͝d̵̛͙̣͂̆̎͆̈́̐̄̓̃͊͑̀̔̓̉̚͠͝.̸̧̣̼̫̟͓͉̳͕̮̞̤̳̽̂͋͂̉̇̓̾̽̀͋̚ ̶̢͎̠̲̫͋͋͐́̑̉̉͂̉̀̋̃͐̽͌̉̕͝

Oh. My. God.

Everything is edible if you try hard enough

#translation:I enjoy the enthusiasm Joshua thank you for supporting the art

Î̴̢̛͈͉̗̠̞͓̩̩̬̳̠͋̆́̾̒̒̓̑̄̕͜͝ ̸̧̧̥̗͎̩̹͍͕̹͔̹̬̲̜͖͆ͅȩ̴̧͖̟̞̫̲̝̥̺̼̤̮̞̀̑̋́́͜n̸̤̼̠̠̹̖̞̣͈̱͍̤̭̙̝̥̮̟̑̍̿́́̔̾̋̌͛͌̑͆̽͊͋̇̿͘͜͝ͅj̷̛͕̺̗͔̺̗̦̲̩̻̝̗̗̐̈́͌̍̈̍̌̓̾͌͂̐̋̒̈́̅͝ŏ̷̡̨͉̤̼͉̮̼̹͔͔͔͕͛͊͌̈́̎̄́̔̌͝y̶̺͇͓͕̆͆̓͛͗͒̏̾͌͝ ̵̛̟̩̻̌͋̂̌͗͛͊͘͘͘t̵̢̧̡̯̝͔̭͙̫̏̈̿͌̇͒̾̔͂̃̈́̃̚͠h̷̢̧̛͚̤̺͕̼̫̙͇̫͚̝̱̜̤̟̾̄̀͌̓́͆͂̾̽̑̏̃̇́̑͐̇͘͜͝è̵̪̞̯͚̇͗̂̿̃̂́͠ ̵̧̠̥̦͖̞͕̥̱̫͍͎̺̪̜̆̈͋̈́̍̑̕ͅͅe̴̛̦̰̼̭̻̽̓̏̑̀́̓́̀́̚͘̕n̴̛̯̳̱͇̭͖̞̠̔͊̈́ţ̷̫͇̱̲̘̞̱̙͖̻̥͇̱̪̺̼͕̄̈͜h̷̛͖͈̞̳̗̦͈̓͐̾̆̋̅͌̋̄̈́̍̃̚̚͝ư̵̧̢̖̠̟̲̼̘̫̜̩͈̤͔̾̌͒̉̑̍̏͘͝͠š̶̲̟̐̋̿̌̋͑̃̾̓͒͝͝ȋ̶̹̦̣̅̊͂̓͐̓̇̅ͅą̴̰̥͉̘̮̘̫͇͕̯̦̭̙̜̂̐͌͘͜͠s̶̙̖̉́͂̎͐̈̓͠͝m̵̡̼̥̬̠̲̱̰̲͕̮͕̫͚͈̝̥̙̅͂̋̂̃͒͊̿̅̇̿̈́̋̄̍̕̚͝͠ ̷̡̨̛̮̙̲̲̙̮͛͗̐̽̐̚̕J̷̢̧̜̺̺͕̪̖̻͇̖͈̱̦̰̩͔̃̑̍̇͑̋̏̀̾̊͗̓̑́͆̃̀̈́͘̚͠͝ờ̴̡̧̨͖͕̼̻̲̒̿̃̑̓͛͗̍͊̅̆̓̈͑͗̀͐̈́̚͘s̴̢̨̺͔̤̲̮̝̖̪̯̙̹̯̹͍͕͙͈̒̏̍̆̐̂̌̿͑̈́̌̎̒͛̽͌̕͝h̶̨̟͕̖͖͊̇͂͗̈́͊̀̈́̓̾̕̕͝͝u̸̧͔̺̼̪̭̘̹͉͗͒̆͆̈́̀͝͝ą̴͍͔̞͔̞̦͍̫̒̿̋̾̔ ̵̹͕̂͐̉̉̂̈́̈́ẗ̴̢̛̮̜͖͎̦̞̬̗̙͍̩̰͚́͛̔̀̈́̾͆̑͊̕͝h̶̨̨̖͈̃̈́̀͗̉̎̀̏̓̌̓́̚̚̚͠a̵̡̢̡͍̣͎̘͈̼̩̦̩̝̺̲̣͔̎̍ͅn̶̡̨̨̡̛͈̳̼̯͓̦̺̠̙̞̟̫̭̦̅̐̽̓̀̐́́̾̏̓̂̌̀̒̏̚͠ͅk̵̨̯̘̠̤͚̊̏ ̷̤̗͕͈̳̰̇̓͒̋̊͐̎͑͛͝y̴̩̥̍̈́͑́̀̆̃̈̓̉̈́̌̿̀̒̉͆̌̄̕͠͝ͅo̸̢͔̤̩̥̻͈̣̲͊̐̈̈͒͗̽̔̈́̽͜͝͝͝͠ų̴̟̙̞̰̻̯̣̭͇̟̜̫͎̃̃̈́̅͗́͗̏̓̋̓͆̐̀̋̂̾̓̚͝͠ ̸̮͈̄̍̂͑̋̈́̾̋̿͌̔́̉̀̽̒̏̕͠f̴͎̮͎̗̯̫̰͉̻͚̦͙͖̦̤͇̝̊͒̑̒̐͂͜͝o̶̘̲͓̥͉̤̺͓̗̺̼̫̩̫͇͎̳̠͉͕͂̒̐̂͂͑r̵̤̱͇͈̦̐̍̃̎̃͗̆͂̀̌͛̓̄̑̀̉͝ ̸̧̧̛̛̛̱̖̠̼͕̭͉̬̻̹̮̤̯͎̺̗̪̲̓̿̎͗͜ş̸̢̹̭̩̲̘̤̺̬̣̪̺̑̄u̵͇̪̙̙̱͓̺͋̏́̇͂̒͐͋̾̋̉̀̀͒̂̈͘̕̚͝͠p̸̢̨̡̯̰̱̟̤̗̮̰͙͆̃̃̎͜ͅp̶̧̻͓̯̈́̎̅̊̈́ǫ̴͇̘͓̱͙̦̥̥͙̙̍͗͒͗̽͋͗̑̚͠r̷̢̝̥̯͎̣̠̱̻̝̞͈̝̫͍̩̦̤͉̜͉̀͆̉̍̿͛͂̔̂͒͊̆̕ṱ̸̨͓̟̰͎̰̞͈͚͙̥̻͇̤͇͗̆̽̊̉̅̅̽͛̀̅͘ͅͅi̷̧̨̛͙͇͓̙͍̦̺̲̘͋̀͊̄̀̋̏̓̈́̄̇̓̈́̔̎̍͛̋̏͠͝n̷̟̥̙͙̟̬͍̈́́̾̽͗̂͂̐͗̽̍͐͝ͅģ̷̢̢̛͔͉̥̙͓̬͖̱̯̞̗̝͖̘̼̥̙̺̜̈́͊̔̔̓̂̽͋͆̌̓̈́͆ ̷̢̭̻̬̜̼̘̩̫̥͈̹̩̣̭͍̭̺̥͛̓̈́́̒͛͋̓͗t̵̢̢̡̢͍̺̯̗̞͚͕̩̼̜͔̼͎́̐͐̎̃̆̈́̊̇͋͝h̵̫̜̤͕̅͌̂̉̈́́͂̈̇̇̄̑̎̕͜e̷̦͇̖͊͋̿͂̒̌́̀̿̑̈́̅̈́̽̂̐͘̚͝ ̶̧̳̹̝̖͇̲̣̥̫͍͔͓̣̞̖̬̀̆͒̏̄͋͆̆̑̅̓͋̈́͘͝ả̵̡͈̘̺͕̙̜̮̟̣͓͔̏̌͛̇͐̑r̶̡̢̢̡͙͔̝̺̯͙̫̼͉͚̲̋͌͐̑̕͝ͅţ̵̮͍͕̐ͅ

Á̵̢̮̙̳̈͛̋͘l̸͚̦̥͎͓͕͒́̀̏̀̃͊̋̍̏̽l̶̛̥̱̣̥̙̪͆̒̅͐̉ ̸̛͕͈̆͂̉̀̅͌̇́̏͠ṁ̴͎̺̰̳̫̗̗̆̏̐̽̊̉͛̃̾̐ȕ̴̢̫͎̖̰̩̖̱̱̮̓̋̆͂̈́͐̂͐̇̈́̕͜͠ͅs̵̜͈͕̮̥̩̲͖̗͍͈͕̠̊͑͒́ḫ̴̢̩͖̥̿̓͛͗̌̀̈́̌̔̓̿̕r̴͕̣͒̆̀ṑ̴̅̑͆̍̕̚͜o̴̧̻̩̦̘̝̊̓̄́͛̄͂͆̎͆͛̀̔͊͝m̴̛̛̛̈͌͗́̀͐͜s̸̡̹̻̪̠̫̻̟̖̤̿̐̾̊̒̏͒̕͠ͅ ̵̧̧̥͚̼͎͍̞͔͓͓̹̱̓̈́̌͂͌̒̀̌̅̏̉ą̶̛̼̗̰̥͚̹̩̠͂̀́̎̇́͐̔̆͗r̸̬͙̮̽̓͒̈̒̈́̓͌̃͒͝͝e̶͉̰̲̜̞͈͈͆̉̓͠ ̴̖͔͚͖̗͎̆̈́̎̏̒͝͝ͅe̴̡̩͖̖̽͌͗̏͒̐̀̂̍̌͊͜͠ͅͅd̸͉͕̋̓ì̴̧̨̯̹͍͙̖͓̈͒̄̑̈́̂͝b̷͖̊̓̈́̄̄͋̇̓̃̅l̴̖̘̻̠̠̖͓̐̽͊̏̈́͐̀̑͐̄͊̈́̓è̵̢̨͈̩̦̗̳͚̰͔͇̑͆͌͒̀͒̇̂͋͋̿͜͜ ̶̡̝͚̖̥͙̹̜́́̏̈́̌̒̐̎́͝͝i̶̧͙̦̤͍͔̻̥͗͂͊̍̀͊̃̓̂̇̿̏͛̚f̶̫̱͎̭̈́͌ ̸̯͍̮͍̎̊̽̕y̵͚̹̙͓̻͓̤̯̘̩͖͇̏͊͒͜o̵͈͕͓͔̱̓̋̐ͅȗ̷͓̍̋̈́ ̸̛̟̯͇̳̆̿̉͑̀́̓͑͂̉̊͋̕ẉ̵͚͈̹̜͎̥̥̱̰̝̈́̎͗͌̈́͝ͅo̶̧͍̖̬͈̩̙̻̙̺̪̩͓̿́̔̾̽͜ͅu̴̖̎̓̐l̵̢̡̢͈͈̳̳͚̻͙͕͍̮̠͗̅̐̆̅̅̊̍̑̅̂̽̕͜͝d̷̪͓̟́̈̍̊̎̋́͆̍̒ ̴̡̠̝̻̠͔̺̩͍͕͕̫͈̹̇̈́͆̎͋̉̓̈́̀̌̌̏̂͝l̵̡̛̿̀͒̓͐̓͒̈́͐̉͘ị̷̡͙̜̬̞͍͓͍̩͙́͊͒̓̾̿̈́̓̇͂̆͊̂͠͠ķ̴̳͙̤͙̭̙͙̫͑͑͛͝ḙ̵̢̧̧̣̜̹̹̗̮̹̹̗̈́ ̶̧̼̿̂̂̒t̶̨͓̭͖͛̍h̴̠̝͕̻͇̭̳͍̪̲̪̋͊̄̂͛͋͠ȩ̴̨̂́̓̓͗͆̈́̾̀̒̚̚͝m̸̯̯̱̱̫͍̬̤͉̫̍͑͆̇̑̃̈́̾͂͋̕͝ ̶̯̹̳̗̱̲̯͎̪͈̓͋̈̆̀̓̍̍̃̓͘ͅṫ̸̮̤͖̭͙͓̗̓͗͆ǫ̵̦͎̤̤̼̹̰̞̱̠̬̱̑͛͘ ̵̨̛̦͙̠̖̺̠̤̭͔̱̱̂͊͊̚͘͜ͅḃ̷̧͍̹̦̗̱͈͙̟̞͇͖̜̓͒̄̑̉̂̓̒͠ê̵͖̘͕͙̖̯͖̻̥̈́͆̒͌̚͘.̶̧̙̭̪͚̥̊́͂̂͆̓̀̈̀̈́͌̊̌̆

They are not edible.

M̶̧̢̡͉͚̩̰̫͕͙͔̤͕͙̣̺̄̐̎̌̀̓̌̏́́̀̓͊̉͐̆̐͋͗̂̕͝a̷̢̧͍͙̟̰̗̙̗̣͔̯͚̿̅̏́̎̾͂̄͋͛̑̍͒́̌̓̇͊̾́̚͝y̴̢̨̨͈͇͎͍̜̭̹̱̞͖̤̞͉͍̞͓͕͍̲̐͗̓́̀̄́̏̎͘b̸̛̛̟̺̗͓͎̫̮̗̺̱̣̟͕̜̐̓̅̈́̈́̃̏́̃́̇̐͊̆̐͋͝ͅę̷͕̮͇͚̩͓͉̖͕̲̠̳̱͎̬͙̘̫̰̓̀̊̑̏̏̋̐̄̿͆͑͑͌̒̋̎̒͘̚ͅ ̵̲̮̻̎̍̆̒͐̄̊̒́̊̐̆̏̑̋́͘ṅ̶̡̰̻̙͎̱̣̭̠͑̉̋̍͌͗̏͂̑̅͒̒̾̈́̕̕̚͘͠ŏ̶̡͙͉̙͈̘̙̩͎̤̺̤̻̘͇̟̞͈̈́̈͛̈́̒̌͛̓͆͋͘̕͜ͅt̴̨̡̺̥̱̯͖̤͓̱̤͔͆̔̀͒̍͗͛͐̉́͛͛́̈̒̊͘͘͝ ̵̢̧̡̛͖̯̬̹̟̿̌f̶̨̨̫͉̖̤̬̖̰̩̺̱̤͈̗̟̹͓̀̎͋͗̏̏͊̊̎̍̏̕ͅo̵̢̪̜͎̹̮͍̊̽́͑͂̒̓̓̎̍͝͝r̶͚̭̬̲̟̊̌̇͗̈́̓̚͠ ̶̨̢̦̲̭͎̬͇̬̱̫͇͙̰͔̳͕̅̏y̴̢̧̢̭̰̗̜̼̰̟̤̠͚͚̮̽͆ö̵̡͙̫̰͈̫̤̬̣̺̟̲̲̬̞̭̐ṷ̵̧̳͈̤͎͙͈̮̞̥̼͓̲̫͓̱̅̈́͆͐̀͂͛̎̐̎͒͜.̸̨͉̗̥͎͍̙͚͈͓̝̪̖͉̞̂ ̴̨̢̮͔̬̫͔͓̩̏̍̿́̿̿̎̆̉̒̒̈́͗̂̄͌̌̏͑͜:̶͓̓̐͠)̸̩̫̞̪͖̟͙̗͈̟̬̜̌̓̉ͅͅ

The fungus are friends, not food.

#trans: If my cooking journey requires me to fry a friend or two I'll gladly make that sacrifice. I'm sure they will understand.

I̵̢̛̫̱͛̌̑̂͊̀̓̐̾̾͑̈́̐͋͘͝f̵̨̢̞̺͉̫͚̳͓̳͖͖̬̻̹̻̱̐̃͛̈́͆͑̇͌̇̄̎͌̄̑͋̚̕͘͝ͅ ̴̢͚͕͍̠̬̘̙̞͚̣̜̜̝̃͒͐̆̇̊̑̆͘͘͜͠ͅͅḿ̴̡̱̗̩̗͙͈̪̰̼̬̱̳̰̗̬̩̺̇̑̇͑̈̀̓͛͗͋̎͊̈̄̏̀̉̚͜͠y̷̨̦̥̜̞͖̮̼͕̘̘̖̺̩̘̻̯̬͔̣̑̔̎͊͗̀̏ͅͅ ̶̛͇̝͙̤̪̗̰̘̣̫͈̟͉̜̼̈́̎̃̅̈́͋̚͝͠ͅc̶̤̭̯̟̣̻̥̹̗̞̥͖͖̓̓̄͒̀͌̐̓̄͒̕̕ơ̶͍̑̃͋̀͒͛̊͆̎͛̅̇̓͒̚͜͠͝ṓ̷̡̟̭̮̱̦͔͇̝̣̞̹̫͉̗̠̞̔͋́̇̉̐̾̄͌̽̑̆͌̽̍̔̓̕͝͠ͅk̸͈͓͓̲̲͎̥͍͕̟̟̀̃̃̑̓̄̇̍̽̿̏͑͠͠͝i̷̡͗̊̒͊̇̌̋̈͛̃̀̃͐̀n̶͈̘̲̗̜͚͍̬̪̦̬̦͕̤͛̄̓̏̆͊̀͋͒̂̀̈͌͋́̃͘͜͝g̷̪̳̼̞̦̮͇̫̒̈́̿̎́̿̓͛̎͐͌͑͘͝ ̶̨̙͈̘̺̳̎͛͆̌j̷͔͉̾̔̿̂̚o̷̧̪̹̪̪̪͔͙̘͒͂͗̀̈́̉͝ͅu̵̻̍͊̈́̚r̷̠̱͉͈̭͉͋̓́̎̓̑̆͂͠ņ̸͙̥͍̼͖͖̾̃͂̓̾̏̌͛͊̽̿̔̊̐̽̂e̸̢̟̥͎͇̰̓̑́̌̃̽̑̿̿̾̓̃́͜ȳ̶̨̨͍͍͛̊͑̒̉͆̒̂̔͌̈́̍̇́̀̆̂͠ ̵̨̯̫̱̗̺̼̥̫̗̪̖̳͙̼̈́̏̔̂̿́̌̀́̆͊̄̓̔̀̐̌̄̉̀͜͜r̵̨̛̟̳̬͔͇̞̘̼̺̹̝͓̙̥̝̪̠̬̣̬̎͂̏̐͋͂͑̓̎͑̾̑͊̕͝ȩ̸̯̯͎͈͇̬̙̪͉̮͚̭̻̳̫̑́͒̄̓̆͜͜͜ͅq̶̢̼̹͆́u̷̡̪̿͐̒͗̾́̈́͒́̕͝͠į̶̤̳̮̑͌͒͌͆̅̾͝r̴̡̢͒̀̋͊̅́͌̉̌̈́͠ẽ̵̳̘̗̩͖̭͖̮̯̥̮̗̲̟̉̆͌ͅs̸̡̭͙̙͐́̃͑̆̀ ̶̨̜̰̬̙͎̘͚̱͔̣͇̟̉̉͂̓̓̒͒̓́̈́͂̇́͊̇̿̓͜͝͠ͅm̶̮͖̮̜͓͕̣̟͈̦̪̅͋̓͒̄̂̊̈́̓͐̀̅̚̚͘͜͝e̶̢̼̘̲̙̝̭̹̮̾͘ ̸͎̭̹̭̬̆̈̓̑̔̌̈́̎͌̏̏̌͂͑̇͌͌͠͠t̸̨̡͎̞̄̈́̆̓̉̉͑̾͐͋̀̍̊́̆̆͊͐͘͘ͅǫ̵̗̱̭̻̆̂͗͛̿́̏́̕͘ ̸͉̹̠̪͔̹̦̥̭̳̘̠̫̙̬̺́̀͊̚͝f̸̨̭͎̰͇̭͎̫̥͙̱̱̯̞̬͚́͋̎̆͆̊̍̓͋͗̒̈́͑̒̇͜͜r̸̡̝͇̭̝̬̭̍̎̾́͛͘̕y̷̡̲̪̫̠̙̠͍̭͉̝̺̥̗̯̻̪̎̑͂͐̔̏̃͋̑̿͂̊͛̊̎̓̑̽́͝͝ ̸̛̙͉͕̻̝̮͇͎̙͈́͊̃͐͗͌̓̉͗́̓̑̇̽̓̍̌́ą̵̨̢̡̞̭̙̝̼̗̜̯̩̮͍̫͙̺͓̥̞̀͒̑̇̇ͅ ̵̧̡̩͍̪̙̗̣̻̫̣̣̯̦̘͇̝̌̾̉̀́͘͠͝͝͝ͅf̷̪͚̱̹͈̈̀̓̂̽̂̏̇͌̀̇̾̇͑̂̈́͘͠r̴̡̧̡̛̼̟͕̳̼̪̻͆͌̑̃̀̿͝͝i̷̛̪͔̭̪̼͓̬͍̰̲̰͖͔̹͌̑̋͒͌̿̿͒̓͗̊͑̓͝ę̷̨̭̲̙̹̪͕͓̗̣̜̩̘̞̬͈͍̘̽̈́̍̈́͝ͅn̵̡̡͉͖̠̖͎͎̺͕̙̫̭̠̣̄̕d̵̨̛̞͙̿̅͑̈̽͐̿̽̈́͒̾͐̈͠͝͠ ̵͖̭̜̦̞̬̣̣̣͆̋̋̾͛̂͂̍̀̍̍̀̋͛͘͘o̴̦̠̥͆̾̐͊́̌̌͑̇͆̓͆̅̕̚͝r̵̛͚͍̱̹̯͇̰̱̗̞̭̲̗̘̹̻̖͇̫̟͔̂̄̂̾͊̒̓̓̑̀̇̍̾́̔̈́̍͐͌̃ ̵̡̡̧̛̛̺͔̯̭̥͓͉̪̲̝͚̩̝̳̼̬͇̭̃̇̈́̀̆̇͗̓͆̅͊̐͜͝͝͝͝t̸̟̫̠̐̓̒ẁ̸͍͈̯͓̲̳̲͜ơ̶̢̨͕̭͚͌́̿̎̑̋̀̍͌̎̎͝ ̸̗̄̓̉͑͛̆̆̂͛̔̽͗̋͛̕͝͝Í̷̡̗͉͉̙͔̭͉̫̥̓̂͛̆̏͒͐̇͆̈ͅ'̷̨̭̫̪͍̈́̋̆̀̀̌́̕͘͝͝l̸̡̛̛̛̬͈̱̩͈̘̼̳̭͊̌̇̑̽̆̋̀̀̂̏̎̐̕͝l̶̛̼̯̱̪͓̓͒͛͆͒̂̿̑̏͐̌̅̽̚͝͝ ̸̨̳̫̲͈̦̩̜͕̲͚̻̓̊̄̓̿͒̒͊̑̍͒̄͛̕͝ģ̷̫̙̘̤̜̟̬͇̹́̍̏͌͌̂͗̌̍̈́̐̍̍͌̀̑̂͊̚̚̚͝ͅl̵̡͍̮̱̦̰̩͕̪̲̦̣͈̻͚̋̈́̀́̔̂̓̅̽̕̚͠ͅa̶̖̜̜͍̣̙͊̏̿͑̉̄̇̿͗̕d̸͎̤̞̥̤̗͎͖̹̥̘̠̯̘̞̠̮̯̼̈́̈̂̏͜ͅl̵̡̛̠̭̱̠͎͎̈́̐̅̉̀̋͗̏̈́̓̂̂͗̆̋͗̊́͋̍̓ỹ̶̨͙̙̝͉̫̟̱͍̠̗͔̱͉̲̥̮̹̫̫̭̈̀̃̑̒̔͋͋̀̍̾̈̎ ̸̨̢̛̱̣̰̖̫͔̟̜̳̪̠̃̄̇͛̀̀̏̏̋͂̕̕̚͝m̸̡̨͙̪̬͓̘̯̥̺̭͈͈̤̝̪̘͐̀̂̓̄́̒͊͛͐͗̃́̿͆̒͠͝a̴̛̠̣̜͛̎́̆̿̍̀̿̓̐́̐͑͒̆́̎̚̚k̴̡̧̨͈̪̣̤̦͎̫̟͍͈̫̻̥̬̜̹͋̃̿̀͒̽̒͛̌̇͜͠͝ḛ̷̗̙͖̲͙̱̟̳̳͐̊͒̐ ̵̪̫̋̍́̔͒͛̉͆̀t̵̨̢̧̠̬̘̤̹̖̣͚͎̠̘̳̹͔̺̳̿̈͗̿̑̑́̀̇̈͘̚͜ͅḩ̷̨̢̦̤͙̲͉̖͈̙̼͙͚̞̲̰̳̈̑̊̿́̎͂̓̿̅͂͆͛͂̀̀̑̽̚̚͝͝ą̵͚̮̮̭̺̖̦͒̇͝ţ̸̡̧̨̛̻͓̠̟̘̳͉̫̺̠͎̲̳̯̬̜̜̒̈͗̃͗̓̚͘ͅ ̴͖͖͇̿͘s̷̬̭̘̪̎a̵̛̹̓̉̐͂͌̀͗̕͠c̴͕̥̗̉̀́̀͗̈́̑̐̚͝ȑ̴͚̖̦̰̟͔͐̈̽͌̐͌͂̔̾̽ǐ̴̧̧̧̱̻͍̟͔̮͉̫̲̩̲̖̣̖͔͚̬̽̑̔̑̾͑̾́͛̑̚͘͘͘͘͜͠͝͝f̵̨̧̲͈̖͈̤̺̬̟̤͋̽̔̌̽͂͝͝ͅi̶̛̟̘̜̟̹̹͓̫̥̜̞̠͈̐̀̇͊͊̀̋̄̾̉̌̅̑́̉̕͜͜͜c̷̬̗͓͓̗̟͍͙̤̹̖͎̝̅͐̄̽͜ͅę̷̛̛̤͖̳̫̩̜͂̋͗͐̀.̶̛̹̤͇̟̂̎̌͗́̌͌̽̅͋͛̓̚̚ ̶̨̡͔̟̺̣̫͕̞͉̪̈́͆̕Í̷̳̩̲̞̦̣͎̗͓̰̜̹̳͊̒̀̋͑͂͌̀̀́̇̀̔̍̓̋͘̕͝͝'̸̝̬͔͈̜̙̰͚͛̚͠m̸̨̧̫̤̦̼̦̭̯̭̥͎̺͍̦̻̤͆̆̀̍̑̑̌̉̾̎̈́̈́̋̍̃̕̕͝ͅ ̷̧̧̛̛̹̟̘̲̮̈́̋̈́̎͛̈̀̍̒̈̽́̌͊̕̚ş̶̺̣͙̯̼̒͊̅̔̌͆̾͛̐͛̔̇̌͜͝͝ů̴̯͇͕̯̙̣͚̬̞͖͇̪͚̮̰̯̼̺͓͇̺r̴̤̤͌͛̓̃͛̅̀́̍̈͗̊̏͆̎̔̾͝͠é̴̡̛̼̯̪̣͎͙̩͕̻͓̩̰̦̈́̀̑̉ ̸̢̡̘̱̭̳̻̖͎͓̪͍̉̂̌̂̍̍̽̓̿͝t̷̥̯̲̞̠̼̄̔̃̔̀̄̋̀̈́͌̓̕̕̚͝͠ḩ̷͈̰̭̻͔̱̗̝̘̼̭̱̘͐̂̿e̷̛͈͓̺̬̞̮͚͖̪̋̃͆̈́͛̓͑͗̌́̅̀͆̑͊̕͝͠ý̴̛̙̰̘̺̗͑̃̔̋́̔͗̽͒͆͆̈́̄͆̏̕̕͠ ̵̨͚͈͇̩̠̫͇̾̈́̔͊̿̈́̄͋̊̈́̽̃̂̔̓̃͑͘̕͘̚͜͜w̸̡̨͖̟̰͕̭̳͖̟͇̖̬̝͖̽̋̒̀́̋̓́ͅì̴̧̧̤̗̻̭̜̟͈̝̻̲̎͝ͅl̷̡̥̮̟̜͇̖͎̻̟͓̫̳̫̹͔̥̽̿̐͗͒͂̋͑̈̅̚͘̚͜͜l̸̢̡̛̰̬̪̰̫̥̖͚̮̯̩̞̼̫̞̳͔̟͗͊̈́͜ ̷̡͈̞͎͈̟̣̱͖̗͔͙̯̬̤̓͑̈́̐͋̆̈́̎̃͌̃͝͝ͅŭ̴͎̜͖͚̲̜̠̱̻̥̲̲͔̩͕̫͊́̈̍̇̋̐̾̃̐̈̈̑̄͗͠͝ͅn̴̟͕̝̹͈̠͚̣̟̺̮̙͙͎̰̝̓͛͂͒̽̑͂͋̒̕̚̚̚͘ͅḑ̶̡̛͈̬̠͍̲͎̗̰͔̱͌͛̈́̓͒̾̀̍̎̒̀̑͘͜ȩ̴̧̧̛̪̪̮̟͎̭̰͙̰͉̫̬̳͐͐̾̎̓̇́̃̋̓̈́̉͗͜͜ͅr̴̺̩̥͎̮̭͓͔̮̰̙̦̫̫̘̣̥̩̖̍̀̈́͋͊̈͊̕̚͜s̷̢͉̠͔͓͚̫̥̲͈̲̦̤͍͓̣̞̯̘̀̓̓͘͝ť̸̠͊̕ḁ̸̡̛͔͕̙̳̝̘͓̰̫̳̿͊̓͋͛͑̍̂̐́̋̄͛̂̔͜͝͠͝n̴̛͖̓̋̈́̄̓͛̿̍̃̉̽̚͝d̵̛͙̣͂̆̎͆̈́̐̄̓̃͊͑̀̔̓̉̚͠͝.̸̧̣̼̫̟͓͉̳͕̮̞̤̳̽̂͋͂̉̇̓̾̽̀͋̚ ̶̢͎̠̲̫͋͋͐́̑̉̉͂̉̀̋̃͐̽͌̉̕͝

Á̵̢̮̙̳̈͛̋͘l̸͚̦̥͎͓͕͒́̀̏̀̃͊̋̍̏̽l̶̛̥̱̣̥̙̪͆̒̅͐̉ ̸̛͕͈̆͂̉̀̅͌̇́̏͠ṁ̴͎̺̰̳̫̗̗̆̏̐̽̊̉͛̃̾̐ȕ̴̢̫͎̖̰̩̖̱̱̮̓̋̆͂̈́͐̂͐̇̈́̕͜͠ͅs̵̜͈͕̮̥̩̲͖̗͍͈͕̠̊͑͒́ḫ̴̢̩͖̥̿̓͛͗̌̀̈́̌̔̓̿̕r̴͕̣͒̆̀ṑ̴̅̑͆̍̕̚͜o̴̧̻̩̦̘̝̊̓̄́͛̄͂͆̎͆͛̀̔͊͝m̴̛̛̛̈͌͗́̀͐͜s̸̡̹̻̪̠̫̻̟̖̤̿̐̾̊̒̏͒̕͠ͅ ̵̧̧̥͚̼͎͍̞͔͓͓̹̱̓̈́̌͂͌̒̀̌̅̏̉ą̶̛̼̗̰̥͚̹̩̠͂̀́̎̇́͐̔̆͗r̸̬͙̮̽̓͒̈̒̈́̓͌̃͒͝͝e̶͉̰̲̜̞͈͈͆̉̓͠ ̴̖͔͚͖̗͎̆̈́̎̏̒͝͝ͅe̴̡̩͖̖̽͌͗̏͒̐̀̂̍̌͊͜͠ͅͅd̸͉͕̋̓ì̴̧̨̯̹͍͙̖͓̈͒̄̑̈́̂͝b̷͖̊̓̈́̄̄͋̇̓̃̅l̴̖̘̻̠̠̖͓̐̽͊̏̈́͐̀̑͐̄͊̈́̓è̵̢̨͈̩̦̗̳͚̰͔͇̑͆͌͒̀͒̇̂͋͋̿͜͜ ̶̡̝͚̖̥͙̹̜́́̏̈́̌̒̐̎́͝͝i̶̧͙̦̤͍͔̻̥͗͂͊̍̀͊̃̓̂̇̿̏͛̚f̶̫̱͎̭̈́͌ ̸̯͍̮͍̎̊̽̕y̵͚̹̙͓̻͓̤̯̘̩͖͇̏͊͒͜o̵͈͕͓͔̱̓̋̐ͅȗ̷͓̍̋̈́ ̸̛̟̯͇̳̆̿̉͑̀́̓͑͂̉̊͋̕ẉ̵͚͈̹̜͎̥̥̱̰̝̈́̎͗͌̈́͝ͅo̶̧͍̖̬͈̩̙̻̙̺̪̩͓̿́̔̾̽͜ͅu̴̖̎̓̐l̵̢̡̢͈͈̳̳͚̻͙͕͍̮̠͗̅̐̆̅̅̊̍̑̅̂̽̕͜͝d̷̪͓̟́̈̍̊̎̋́͆̍̒ ̴̡̠̝̻̠͔̺̩͍͕͕̫͈̹̇̈́͆̎͋̉̓̈́̀̌̌̏̂͝l̵̡̛̿̀͒̓͐̓͒̈́͐̉͘ị̷̡͙̜̬̞͍͓͍̩͙́͊͒̓̾̿̈́̓̇͂̆͊̂͠͠ķ̴̳͙̤͙̭̙͙̫͑͑͛͝ḙ̵̢̧̧̣̜̹̹̗̮̹̹̗̈́ ̶̧̼̿̂̂̒t̶̨͓̭͖͛̍h̴̠̝͕̻͇̭̳͍̪̲̪̋͊̄̂͛͋͠ȩ̴̨̂́̓̓͗͆̈́̾̀̒̚̚͝m̸̯̯̱̱̫͍̬̤͉̫̍͑͆̇̑̃̈́̾͂͋̕͝ ̶̯̹̳̗̱̲̯͎̪͈̓͋̈̆̀̓̍̍̃̓͘ͅṫ̸̮̤͖̭͙͓̗̓͗͆ǫ̵̦͎̤̤̼̹̰̞̱̠̬̱̑͛͘ ̵̨̛̦͙̠̖̺̠̤̭͔̱̱̂͊͊̚͘͜ͅḃ̷̧͍̹̦̗̱͈͙̟̞͇͖̜̓͒̄̑̉̂̓̒͠ê̵͖̘͕͙̖̯͖̻̥̈́͆̒͌̚͘.̶̧̙̭̪͚̥̊́͂̂͆̓̀̈̀̈́͌̊̌̆

They are not edible.

#translation: Maybe not for you.

M̶̧̢̡͉͚̩̰̫͕͙͔̤͕͙̣̺̄̐̎̌̀̓̌̏́́̀̓͊̉͐̆̐͋͗̂̕͝a̷̢̧͍͙̟̰̗̙̗̣͔̯͚̿̅̏́̎̾͂̄͋͛̑̍͒́̌̓̇͊̾́̚͝y̴̢̨̨͈͇͎͍̜̭̹̱̞͖̤̞͉͍̞͓͕͍̲̐͗̓́̀̄́̏̎͘b̸̛̛̟̺̗͓͎̫̮̗̺̱̣̟͕̜̐̓̅̈́̈́̃̏́̃́̇̐͊̆̐͋͝ͅę̷͕̮͇͚̩͓͉̖͕̲̠̳̱͎̬͙̘̫̰̓̀̊̑̏̏̋̐̄̿͆͑͑͌̒̋̎̒͘̚ͅ ̵̲̮̻̎̍̆̒͐̄̊̒́̊̐̆̏̑̋́͘ṅ̶̡̰̻̙͎̱̣̭̠͑̉̋̍͌͗̏͂̑̅͒̒̾̈́̕̕̚͘͠ŏ̶̡͙͉̙͈̘̙̩͎̤̺̤̻̘͇̟̞͈̈́̈͛̈́̒̌͛̓͆͋͘̕͜ͅt̴̨̡̺̥̱̯͖̤͓̱̤͔͆̔̀͒̍͗͛͐̉́͛͛́̈̒̊͘͘͝ ̵̢̧̡̛͖̯̬̹̟̿̌f̶̨̨̫͉̖̤̬̖̰̩̺̱̤͈̗̟̹͓̀̎͋͗̏̏͊̊̎̍̏̕ͅo̵̢̪̜͎̹̮͍̊̽́͑͂̒̓̓̎̍͝͝r̶͚̭̬̲̟̊̌̇͗̈́̓̚͠ ̶̨̢̦̲̭͎̬͇̬̱̫͇͙̰͔̳͕̅̏y̴̢̧̢̭̰̗̜̼̰̟̤̠͚͚̮̽͆ö̵̡͙̫̰͈̫̤̬̣̺̟̲̲̬̞̭̐ṷ̵̧̳͈̤͎͙͈̮̞̥̼͓̲̫͓̱̅̈́͆͐̀͂͛̎̐̎͒͜.̸̨͉̗̥͎͍̙͚͈͓̝̪̖͉̞̂ ̴̨̢̮͔̬̫͔͓̩̏̍̿́̿̿̎̆̉̒̒̈́͗̂̄͌̌̏͑͜:̶͓̓̐͠)̸̩̫̞̪͖̟͙̗͈̟̬̜̌̓̉ͅͅ

Ḑ̷̢̛̟͍̹̻̝͓̘̰͎̫̮̱̝̹͎̹̫̗̟̗̠̬̞̹̃́̄̒̇͑̈͒͜e̶̡̢̻̪̖̟̣͕͍̪̥͕͍͈̣̞̥͎͈̺̳̱͛̿͑̂͒̒̓̈̉̐͒̈́͜͠l̸̢̡̢̡̨̰̩̹̩̝͔̞̦͚̠̫̯͚̭̟̜̭̲̣̮̬͙͓̬̭̫̣̫̭̰̿͌̅́̇̀̚̚į̶̢̭̮̙͈̠͉͓͕͈̥̳͈͇̐́̿̉̌̇̃̋͐͆̈́͊̋́̑̎̃̓̄̕ç̷̢̨̧̛̛̜̗̭͖͕̣͇̯͓̭͓͉͍̦͇͙̯̻̬̯̥̣̿̎͗͊̊͛͛̐̀̐̽̉̇̈́̀̓̿͋͌̓͗̽̓̀̓͗́̒́̿̉͊̚͜͝͠ͅį̷̥̳͙̰̞͛̾̌͒͛̓͆̈́̐͋̉͛̈́́̅̽͑̓͋̂̎̾̀̾̌̊́̽̌̽̏͂̚͘̕̕̚̕͠͝͝͝ư̴̧̛̜͔̯͙͈͐͐͛́͒̓͑̊͐͊̄̍̅̑́́͗͛͋͆̌̈̇̾̔̈́̎̏͊͂͌̊̈́̉͗͌̈́̈́̕̕͝͝s̴̛͉̯͙̼͙̲̳̟͕͕̪̳̺̬̳̩̙̩̙̫̭͎̳̣̀̌̐̓̓͝ͅ

#translation: delicious.#ch&t

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